These are from a book called Disorder in the Court. They are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent. Don't miss the last

It has been brought to our attention that the attendance record of certain personel is a disgrace to our company, who at your request, has given you your job. Due to your lack of consideration with so fine a company as ourselves, by such frequent absentism, the following changes are in effect immediately.


1.

In the beginning there was a Plan.

Work Virus

The Work Virus This is serious ... a "WORK" virus is on the loose... If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague ... DO NOT OPEN IT! The "work" virus has been circulating round our building

~* Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.


~* Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.

my boss is arrgghhh so rude and crude… he loves bullying us
(he’s staff) around!

I feel bad talaga My new boss, for almost 6 months na kami magka-trabaho... I feel he don't like me.. he already underestimate my capabilities..because of some people who are close to him and telling him some bad things about me, well in fact they really don't know me personally.. i really hate them, i really hate two-face people. In front of you, they are so nice, but you have

You've planned ahead, you're organized and you're right on track to finish your project by deadline. Then you realize Joe hasn't given you his data, and he's nowhere to be found.

Your phone rings -- someone is passing those salesmen along to you again! When you finally refocus, Anna pops into your office -- twice -- to discuss her daughter's orchestra lessons. Enough! What

oki of here's the thing...i work as a part time in a call center then i met this guy este gay pala he was still an agent that time and all throughout i didn't even had any trouble makisama s mga co-agent ko (as always) i'm easy to get along with nmn tlaga... until the time came wherein 2 of our supervisors resigned and so someone must be promoted 2 take their seat db...and one of those promoted

If you do a good job and work hard,
you may get a job with a better company someday.

just want to say thank u sa mga ngbsa lalo n dun sa mga ngbgay ng advice..sobrang appreciate ko ung mga advice nyo
i'm still in the same comp. sori guys h im just being practical..mhirap tlagang maghnap ng work 2day..and im very happy to tell u n ok n kme nung mga ksm ko.. we got the chance to talk and i told them my prob..and now we're working harmoniously.naiintindhan

i just want to ask some advice from u guys!!!
well work related prob lang nmn...im working as an accnt officer.prang cashiering and accounting in one ung work ko.as of now 4 kme n accnt officer d2.since 1 lang ung outlet nmin..my prob is i always feel pressure..parang konting mali lang ngglit n cla..it not dat im being sensitive,,maskit kc tlg cla minsan mgsalita..minsan mliit n bgay pag cla ung

Outgoing Personality.................Always going out of the office

Dear online friends,

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sa lahat na bumasa at nag bigay ng comment tungkol sa Iced tea lovers, maraming salamat din sa mga nag wish na maging succesful ang aking business. Tinatanggap ko po iyon, because words have power, anything you said will come true if u believe in it.

Pahabol lang po na mensahe, sa lahat ng mga online friends ko na nangangailangan ng pera, mga taong maraming utang

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hello peeps!

may alam ba kayong weekend part-time job.