2 babies
wer
playing in da crib

Mister: Nakatatakot ang panaginip ko, darling… nakabitin ako sa bangin, nakahawak lang ako sa damo.

Misis: Hayup ka! Kaya pala ang sakit ng bulbol ko, hinila-hila mo!

madre nagpacheck-up at magkapalit ng result
Doc: sister congrats your positive pregnant
madre: Ayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tong Talong nga naman talaga oo hindi mapagkakatiwalaan..................

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.

The adventures of Boy Bastos

Isang araw, naglalakad si Boy Bastos pauwi kasama ang kanyang mga kaklase. May nakita silang butas at sumilip sila dito. Nakakita sila ng nakahubad na babae. Pagkatapos sumilip, tumakbo ng mabilis si Boy Bastos pauwi at nagsisigaw. Kinabukasan, nakakita nanaman

Swimming With The Alligators
A millionaire threw a magnificent party for his many friends. Only one thing was bothering everyone, his very large pool was filled with alligators. Towards the end of the evening he stood before a podium and announced to his guests, "The first person that swims

Registered nurse si Bebeng sa L.A. Kasama niya
ang kanyang ina na nagpagamot doon. Namatay
ang ina nito. Dahil sa kamahalan ng pamasahe
pabalik sa Pilipinas, nagtipid si Bebeng. Pinauwi

Joke#1:isang araw nakakita si Jose ng kano at bukas ang bag nya sabi ni Jose:Pepe!sabihin mo nga dun sa kano na bukas ang bag nya Pepe:ok! sabi nya sa kano Hey Joe!your bag is 2morow
Joke#2:Pepe:Pano mo sasabihin sa isang GURL! n sobrang ganda na maitim ang kilikili nya na hindi masasaktan ang gurl

NANAY: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin?
ANAK: Mas bobo si tatay nay,kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, "tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko."

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.

Why Babies area Fast Learner?
Baby: (1 month) Can speak MA-MA.
Baby (2 Months) Can speak PA-PA
Baby (3 Months) Can speak DE-DE

Parishioner: Father bakit may nakasampay na daster, bra at panty sa may
kumbento? may asawa ka?

may isang babae galing probinsya pumunta sa isang beer house at may isang lalaking umurder ng dalawang beer


lalaki:mis dalawang beer po

The Three Jokes...

The Big Debate
Back ten centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Muslims had to leave Jerusalem. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Muslim community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Muslim community. If the Muslim won the debate, all

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