FOR THE FIRST TIME, some of the questions in the controversial Tests 3&5 of the June 2006 Board Exams have been revealed. And you are privileged to read them ahead of the others.

SC on Cha-Cha

Anytime this week, the Supreme Court will issue a ruling on a petition for the use of people’s initiative as a means to amend the constitution. The public will soon find out whose millions worth of print, radio and tv advertisements clicked to the magistrates: Sigaw ng Bayan’s or One Voice’s.

Announcements

Last Friday, Executive Secretary Eduardo Ermita announced that October 31 and November 2 are regular working days. On Saturday however, Press Secretary Ignacio Bunye says, it will now be up to the discretion of private companies whether to declare both dates non-working days. The public is cautioned however not to believe either officials as Sec. Mike Defensor has yet to make his own announcement.

Just a Rumor

There’s no truth to rumors that President Arroyo has moved the observance of All Saints’ Day to November 3, a Friday to make way for a long weekend. She's thinking though of declaring another special holiday on November 2. It will be called 'Ghost Employees' Day.'

Nursing Board Fiasco

A group of nursing students who want to take their oath is filing a suit against nursing groups and students who want to retake the exam. Now it’s nurse versus nurse. All these because one woman named Leonor Tripon-Rosero had failed to keep her freakin’ mouth shut.

REVEALED FOR THE FIRST TIME: Top 5 Questions in the Controversial Tests 3 and 5 of the June 2006 Nursing Board Exams

5: What is the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?
a. The taste
b. The taste
c. The taste
d. All of the above

4: What term describes a person with an eating disorder in which s/he starves herself?
a. An eccentric senator
b. A Bayan Muna member on hunger strike
c. A running priest
d. All of the above

3: If penile is to penis, then anal is to:
a. Congressmen
b. Senators
c. Local Government Officials
d. All of the above

2: What process comes next after passing a nursing test?
a. Pressuring the PRC to take your oath immediately
b. Celebrating with your fellow cheaters
c. Paying the review centers in full for providing the leakage
d. All of the above

1: If nursing is to nurses, then cheating is to:
a. Presidents
b. Comelec
c. Review Centers
d. All of the above

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