A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
>severely burned.
>
>The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his
>body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of
>her own skin.
>However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable
>would have to come from her buttocks.
>The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where
>the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their
>secret.
>After all, this was a very delicate matter.
>After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's
>new face.
>He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and
>relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
>One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at
>her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
> everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
> "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I
> see your mother kiss you on the cheek!"