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posted by ceej (Sep 11, 2006 @ 9:16PM) views: 1296


Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines?
Contestant : Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant : (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!

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Host : Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant: Sa back?
Host : O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).
Contestant: Likod?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern name nito (Rizal Park ).
Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)

ok fine. : c r a s h : 

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Host : Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant: Banyo?
Host : Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.
Contestant: Bubong?
Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.
Contestant : Beerhouse!

O cia maligo ka sa beerhouse!!! : s h o w e r : 

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Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag
ikaw ay nalulunod?
Contestant : Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito.
Contestant : Safeguard?
Host : Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.
Contestant : Safe Buoy?
Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan.
Contestant : Ah, Mr. Clean!

fine!! : c r a s h : 

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Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod?
Contestant: Sirena?
Host : Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
Contestant : Siyokoy?
Host : Hindi ito lalake.
Contestant : Siyoke?

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Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines ?
Contestant: Sunflower?
Host : Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant: Stork?
Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with! a letter "A".
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?
Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong
pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A",
at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?
Contestant : Si...Sharon Cuneta!

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Host : Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue,may
initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)
Contestant: Nora Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa "Y".
Contestant : Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi.Dati siyang Senador.
Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!!!

: w o r s h i p : 

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Host: What "K" (kalabaw) is the national animal of the Philippines?
Contestant: Kuto?
Host : Hinde. Clue, it tills the land.
Contestant : Kutong Lupa!




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yesha_always    •reply Sep 11, 2006 @ 9:20 PM
 
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  yesha_always    •reply    Sep-11-06@9:21PM
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  ceej    •reply    Sep-11-06@9:24PM
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yesha_always    •reply Sep 11, 2006 @ 9:28 PM
 
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yesha_always    •reply Sep 12, 2006 @ 12:04 AM
 
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: i c e c r e a m :  ako


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  ceej    •reply    Sep-12-06@12:30AM
ano na miss mo nanaman ako??!! : c r a s h : 

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ampheads05    •reply Sep 12, 2006 @ 1:05 AM
 
: c o n f u s e d :  ano yun? ang baduy? hahahahah
  ceej    •reply    Sep-12-06@4:50PM
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yesha_always    •reply Sep 12, 2006 @ 2:58 AM
 
ceej : k a n t a : 


PANALANGIN
Moonstar88


Panalangin ko sa habang buhay
Makapiling ka Makasama ka
Yan ang panalangin ko

At hindi papayag ang pusong ito
Mawala ka sa 'king piling
Mahal ko iyong dinggin

Wala nang iba pang mas mahalaga
Sa tamis na dulot ng pag-ibig natin dal'wa
At sana nama'y makikinig ka
Kapag aking sabihing minamahal kita

Panalangin ko sa habang buhay
Makapiling ka Makasama ka
Yan ang panalangin ko

At hindi papayag ang pusong ito
Mawala ka sa 'king piling
Mahal ko iyong dinggin

Wala nang iba pang mas mahalaga
Sa tamis na dulot ng pag-ibig natin dal'wa
At sana nama'y makikinig ka
Kapag aking sabihing minamahal kita

Panalangin ko sa habang buhay
Makapiling ka Makasama ka
Yan ang panalangin ko

At hindi papayag ang pusong ito
Mawala ka sa 'king piling
Mahal ko iyong dinggin

Panalangin ko sa habang buhay
Makapiling ka Makasama ka
Yan ang panalangin ko

At hindi papayag ang pusong ito
Mawala ka sa 'king piling
Mahal ko iyong dinggin

Panalangin ko sa habang buhay
Makapiling ka Makasama ka
Yan ang panalangin ko


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go go go ceej : b a l l e t : 
  ceej    •reply    Sep-12-06@4:50PM
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