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joke time
posted by vanjopedrera (Aug 16, 2006 @ 6:10AM) views: 2649

NANAY: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin?
ANAK: Mas bobo si tatay nay,kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, "tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko." : l o l :  : l o l : 

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Letter to OFW dad:

"Luv, tnx sa padala mo, hapi c nene kasi tobleron ang baon sa skul. ung nike suot na ni jr. next tym wag ka na padala NIVEA MILK. di nila type pait daw, ako tloy ang umubos."
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MISTER: ano ang pagkain natin?
MISIS: nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!
MISTER: isang pirasong tuyo?ano pagpipilian ko?
MISIS: pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!
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IDD call from US:
HUSBAND: hon musta ang tindahan?
WIFE: dept store na!
HUSBAND: ang tuba-an?
WIFE: KTV bar na!
HUSBAND: anG mga tri-kad?
WIFE: taxi na!
HUSBAND: ang dalawa kong anak?
WIFE: LIMA na!
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Sweethearts watchin' da sky...
GUY: ano ang horoscope mo?
GIRL: anong huruskup?
GUY: yung bang kapalaran mo, katulad ko, CANCER.
GIRL: ah, sa akin ALMURANAS!

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TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?

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DONYA: bilang bagong katulong, tandaan mo na ang almusal dito ay alasais empuntu!
MAID: walang problema donya. kung tulog pa ako sa oras na yun, mauna na kayong mag almusal!
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SAYINGS TO LIVE BY:
1. birds of the same feather, are the same birds
2. do not do unto others what you can't do
3. an apple a day is not an apple at night
4. when the cat is away the mouse is alone
5. if others can do it, don't help
6. tell me who ur friends are and i'll tell u mine
7. early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon
8. ang ilog na tahimik ay malalim, ang ilog na maingay...may naglalaba
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roxellemae    •reply Aug 16, 2006 @ 7:05 AM
 
: f i r s t :  katawa : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
  reymark_kuletz_11    •reply    Aug-20-06@11:45PM
d best aztig siya grabe : n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y : 
  roxellemae    •reply    Aug-21-06@12:10AM
oo nga tama ka at bakit ayaw mo ilagay ang pix mo?
  vanjopedrera    •reply    Aug-21-06@7:29AM
i.popost ko na to noh
yani_901    •reply Aug 16, 2006 @ 10:32 AM
 
na post na ata to ah..... pero nakakatawa siya..... : n o t w o r t h y : 
ashmei_pink    •reply Aug 16, 2006 @ 1:55 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l : 
dearcoh    •reply Aug 16, 2006 @ 4:41 PM
 
: l o l : 
bubble_gum    •reply Aug 17, 2006 @ 2:14 AM
 
: r a z z :  : r a z z : 
ph3onix_29    •reply Aug 17, 2006 @ 4:43 AM
 
: l o l :  : n o t w o r t h y :  : l o l : 
vanjopedrera    •reply Aug 17, 2006 @ 5:31 AM
 
tnx its always a pleaxur to me
: ) 
blah_gurl    •reply Aug 17, 2006 @ 5:36 AM
 
"ang ilog na tahimik ay malalim, ang ilog na maingay...may naglalaba"

: l o l :  : l o l :  wotta random
ymorz28    •reply Aug 17, 2006 @ 6:02 AM
 
pwede. : l o l :  : l u v :  : b l u s h :  8 - ) 
sam_mig_lyte    •reply Aug 17, 2006 @ 8:57 AM
 
napaka husay...matikas...
TIMO2006    •reply Aug 17, 2006 @ 9:49 AM
 
: l o l :  : r a z z :  : c h e e r : 

yehey!!!!
xxx_babyzhette_xxx    •reply Aug 17, 2006 @ 1:26 PM
 
: l o l : 
MAPOGI    •reply Aug 18, 2006 @ 6:30 AM
 
aw0w natawa akew dun sa 1st tsaka 2nd
wahuhuhuhuhuhahahaha!!!!
yvette26    •reply Aug 18, 2006 @ 6:34 AM
 
grabe to:

TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?

haha..ganda! : l o l :  : l o l : 
  candle_dream    •reply    Nov-25-06@2:35AM
ano meron? tawa din ako... : l o l : 
pritong_sabaw    •reply Aug 18, 2006 @ 10:26 AM
 
TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog

PUPIL: Don't me so i don't you

TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog

PUPIL: wag mo ako para wag din kita : c r y : 
janzx    •reply Aug 18, 2006 @ 10:34 AM
 
hahaha!!! : c r y :  : m e c r y : 
lovelu    •reply Aug 31, 2006 @ 8:49 AM
 
lolz!! : r o l l : 
vanjopedrera    •reply Sep 4, 2006 @ 4:30 AM
 
:mercy:
bubble_gum    •reply Sep 4, 2006 @ 5:45 AM
 
: r a z z :  : r a z z : 
physicspapa    •reply Nov 1, 2006 @ 2:49 AM
 
in peyrnes. hehahaha : r a z z :  : l o l : 
cutejesssa    •reply Nov 11, 2006 @ 4:46 AM
 
hi..its funny isn't it?
.nakakatawa,,nakakatawa nga ba? hehehehe..Oo naman! : n a u g h t y : 
magicBMD    •reply Nov 25, 2006 @ 12:48 AM
 
hehehehe... : l o l : 
jhana_voguish    •reply Nov 25, 2006 @ 12:53 AM
 
: p i a n o b a n a n a : 
: p o p c o r n : 
aaron_astig27    •reply Dec 10, 2006 @ 4:33 AM
 
: k u l a n g o t : 
PrinceLord    •reply Dec 10, 2006 @ 4:46 AM
 
: g a l e n g :  : r o c k e r : 
rhed    •reply Jan 30, 2007 @ 9:45 PM
 
: l o l : 
kambal_ni_Lisa    •reply Feb 9, 2007 @ 6:50 PM
 
: c o o l : 
Im_sAd_And_I_kNoW_iT    •reply Feb 15, 2007 @ 4:31 PM
 
: l o l :  kakatawa
aneehr_18    •reply Jun 19, 2007 @ 6:13 AM
 
: r o l l :  nakakatawa xobra!!! : c h e e r s : 
rayl    •reply Aug 11, 2007 @ 12:01 PM
 
: l o l : 
rayl    •reply Aug 11, 2007 @ 12:02 PM
 
wowowee: t a k a s : 
F_L_a_i_R    •reply Aug 11, 2007 @ 12:20 PM
 
SAYINGS TO LIVE BY:
1. birds of the same feather, are the same birds
2. do not do unto others what you can't do
3. an apple a day is not an apple at night
4. when the cat is away the mouse is alone
5. if others can do it, don't help
6. tell me who ur friends are and i'll tell u mine
7. early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon
8. ang ilog na tahimik ay malalim, ang ilog na maingay...may naglalaba

: r o l l : : r o l l : 
mrl96    •reply Sep 9, 2007 @ 7:49 AM
 
.. luma na lahat ng jokes mo!! nabasa ko na lahat!?!?!
affinietty    •reply Feb 1, 2008 @ 9:21 PM
 
nahaLungkaT laNg : r a z z : 
tEary_eYes    •reply Jun 2, 2008 @ 12:29 AM
 
pabalik basa : l o l :  : l o l :  : k a p e : 
baog_daw    •reply Jul 14, 2008 @ 8:21 AM
 
birds of the same feather, make a good feather duster! : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
imsoo_hurt    •reply May 11, 2009 @ 12:06 AM
 
kktwa pa den khet luma na. : r a z z :  : n a u g h t y : 

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