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Just 4 laughs
posted by ja9nest (Aug 14, 2006 @ 12:42AM) views: 2381


TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.."
___________________________________ ________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
___________________________________ ________________________
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spelL it!
___________________________________ ________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
___________________________________ _______________________
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
___________________________________ ________________________
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
___________________________________ _______________________
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
___________________________________ ________________________
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
___________________________________ _______________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
___________________________________ ________________________
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
___________________________________ ________________________
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the
same dog!;
___________________________________ _______________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher
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ysea    •reply Aug 14, 2006 @ 12:45 AM
 
hehe..nakakatawa poh.. : l o l :  hehe...
aroro    •reply Aug 14, 2006 @ 12:57 AM
 
na-post na yan dito 2thousand years ago... : h m m :  : x 
  caLL_giRL    •reply    Aug-14-06@1:21AM
make it 10,000... : l o l : 
  raphael_051190    •reply    Aug-14-06@5:29AM
ala pang tcaf nun .... bwahahhahaha : e v i l : : e v i l : : e v i l : : e v i l : 
lilshy_10    •reply Aug 14, 2006 @ 1:02 AM
 
ang kulit huh..... : l o l :  : n a u g h t y : 
bemah0ney    •reply Aug 14, 2006 @ 1:07 AM
 
: c o n f u s e d :  anu un? : y a w n : 
bhe14acer    •reply Aug 14, 2006 @ 2:49 AM
 
: l o l : 
strawberrybounce    •reply Aug 14, 2006 @ 5:57 AM
 
: o t s o 2 : 
pApemeLrOtti    •reply Aug 14, 2006 @ 6:20 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
dashier_143    •reply Aug 15, 2006 @ 3:32 AM
 
la ba bago
RJ1023    •reply Aug 15, 2006 @ 10:53 AM
 
ayos kahit luma, nakakatawa pa rin. : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
dearcoh    •reply Aug 15, 2006 @ 7:53 PM
 
: ) 
Kenneth_7    •reply Aug 17, 2006 @ 9:08 AM
 
nice!!!! : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
frauddeity    •reply Aug 17, 2006 @ 10:31 AM
 
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher

nayahahahaha : l o l : 
  cutejesssa    •reply    Nov-17-06@7:53AM
hahahahahhahahhahahah : x 
  sairaval    •reply    Nov-28-07@4:40PM
oldie bagertz!! : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
rocker_chiic    •reply Aug 20, 2006 @ 6:48 AM
 
super funny!!

bow ako sau!! : n o t w o r t h y : 

aztig!!
unleash    •reply Oct 1, 2006 @ 2:37 PM
 
: l o l : 
aaron_astig27    •reply Dec 10, 2006 @ 4:31 AM
 
: k u l a n g o t : 
PrinceLord    •reply Dec 10, 2006 @ 4:53 AM
 
nice but not that great
rhed    •reply Jan 31, 2007 @ 4:21 PM
 
: l o l : 
Im_sAd_And_I_kNoW_iT    •reply Feb 15, 2007 @ 4:43 PM
 
ayos pa rin kahit luma na.. : l o l : 
rayl    •reply Aug 11, 2007 @ 11:58 AM
 
ok lng
F_L_a_i_R    •reply Aug 11, 2007 @ 12:34 PM
 
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet." : r o l l : : r o l l : 
mhelpablik2000    •reply Oct 18, 2007 @ 12:06 PM
 
: n o t w o r t h y : 
kaezy    •reply Nov 28, 2007 @ 7:44 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : r o l l : 
aNoNyMouS_eYes    •reply Apr 17, 2008 @ 3:52 AM
 
THE BEST EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
tEary_eYes    •reply Jun 2, 2008 @ 12:28 AM
 
pabalik basa : l o l :  : l o l :  : k a p e : 
cheska_31    •reply Jun 5, 2008 @ 9:53 AM
 
ganda.... : l o l : 
nyahahahahaha.....
baog_daw    •reply Jul 13, 2008 @ 9:24 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 

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