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Basahin mo Nakakaaliw to!! Mga bata nga naman!
posted by (Jul 17, 2004 @ 9:06PM) views: 2203


> KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST...
>
> TEACHER: Why are you late?
> WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
> TEACHER: What sign?
> WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
>
> TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math
> multiplication on the floor?
> CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
>
> TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell
> it!
>
>
> TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
> SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
>
>
> TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
> GEORGE: Here it is!
> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> CLASS: George!
>
> TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
> today that we didn't have ten years ago.
> WILLIE: Me!


> TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
> TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
> are.
>
> TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> ELLEN: I is...
> TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
>ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

> TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
> JOHNNY: "Sir,
> my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
> same time."
>
> TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his
> father's cherry tree,
> but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his
> father didn't punish him?"
> JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
>
> TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
> before eating?
> SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
>
> TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
> exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
> DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

>
>
> TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
> talking when people
> are no longer interested?
>
> PUPIL: A teacher.




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charlie    •reply Jul 18, 2004 @ 12:09 AM
 
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ha : c h e e r :  : c h e e r :  : c h e e r : 
  khen_00    •reply    Aug-10-04@12:56AM
ang tyaga nito ah.. hehehehe : l o l :  : l o l : 
  ashly_092103    •reply    Aug-10-04@7:48PM
hindi nman masyado..lol.. ey.. natuwa ka ba?
  skye    •reply    Aug-12-04@12:50PM
oo nga : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
  xtian14    •reply    Feb-2-08@1:23AM
grabe ang tyaga mu aa???!!! ang OA mu naman matuwa??? grabe ka...sayo na ko natawa eh..hindi na dun sa teacher at istupidyante..ahehe..studyante pala...
: l o l : 
cm_cute2002    •reply Jul 20, 2004 @ 2:14 AM
 
: l o l :  bwahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahha
hahahhahha : l o l :  nakakatawa, pati manager ko natawa sa kalokohan mo
  zzec    •reply    Jul-20-04@3:56AM
hahahahahahahhaha nkkwla k ng prob ah : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y : 
jhaycee    •reply Jul 22, 2004 @ 3:02 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
khen_00    •reply Aug 10, 2004 @ 12:56 AM
 
oo nga nmn diba
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naz    •reply Aug 11, 2004 @ 12:58 AM
 
: l o l :  : b o w :  : b o w :  : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  hala ka lagot k sa mga titser.... : l o l :  : l o l : 
pame    •reply Aug 11, 2004 @ 1:10 AM
 
hahahahahhaha : l o l :  : l o l :  wala bang heheheheheheh : l o l :  : l o l :  o nyahahahahahahha : l o l :  : l o l :  or nyehehehehehehhee : l o l :  : l o l :  at hohohohohohohohoh : l o l :  : l o l :  ?????
edsel    •reply Aug 11, 2004 @ 1:23 AM
 
: b o w : hahahaha!!!! : b o w :  hehehehehe!!!! : b o w : hohoho!!!! : b o w :  yes...yes... yoh!!!!! : b o w : 
rosemarie    •reply Aug 11, 2004 @ 1:34 AM
 
:-p : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
waiting_in_vain    •reply Aug 11, 2004 @ 2:16 AM
 
SOBRANG NATUWA NAMAN C ASHLY_092103 : x  : x  : x 
cammille_89    •reply Aug 11, 2004 @ 10:21 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  hehehehehe : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
skye    •reply Aug 12, 2004 @ 12:51 PM
 
nakakaaliw ha.......... : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
urbandub1001    •reply Dec 17, 2004 @ 8:40 AM
 
ehhe
fhugiko0484    •reply Mar 23, 2005 @ 6:38 AM
 
haaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy........ wala lng parang......... wala lng : n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y : 
grayback23    •reply Mar 23, 2005 @ 6:44 AM
 
corny :-x
  coke_blitz    •reply    Mar-4-06@5:02AM
whooo. : r a z z : 
robyn17    •reply May 9, 2005 @ 10:02 AM
 
don't care. : ? 
toya2288    •reply May 9, 2005 @ 11:06 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  so funny... teachers victim natin ngayon ah... : r a z z : 
jin_strife    •reply May 9, 2005 @ 11:09 AM
 
nyarzzzz : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
aLLenlen    •reply Jun 6, 2005 @ 6:35 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : r a z z : 
amorebaciame20    •reply Dec 5, 2005 @ 4:41 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : r a z z :  : r a z z : 
pnai    •reply Dec 25, 2005 @ 10:40 AM
 
COoL...I GuEsS.... : D 
maha_irish    •reply Dec 25, 2005 @ 11:13 AM
 
: n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
ei add nio poh me sa frendster nd ym-jackyline123@yahoo.com
tnx... : r a z z :  : n a u g h t y : 
Cute_Babe07    •reply Jan 18, 2006 @ 12:42 PM
 
tuy!
skud360    •reply Jan 18, 2006 @ 1:26 PM
 
mas matalino pa yung mga bata hehehehe
kinah0104    •reply Jan 18, 2006 @ 4:09 PM
 
: r o l l : 
jhanesv    •reply Mar 4, 2006 @ 4:52 AM
 
: l o l :  hahahaha, ang saya naman..........
coke_blitz    •reply Mar 4, 2006 @ 5:00 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
eip0L_apLe    •reply Mar 22, 2006 @ 6:50 AM
 
s0brah... nyahaha... : l o l : 
diablo_gang11    •reply May 1, 2006 @ 10:20 AM
 
buti pa yung bata smart...
devildice    •reply May 1, 2006 @ 10:58 AM
 
oo nga nmn!
jillianne    •reply May 1, 2006 @ 11:03 PM
 
hahah", : r o l l :  : g a l e n g :  : l o l : 
smiley09    •reply May 2, 2006 @ 12:48 AM
 
whahahahahaha!!! 4 thumbs up!! : l o l :  : l o l :  : n a u g h t y :  : D  : r a z z : 
lil_maldhyta_15    •reply Aug 31, 2006 @ 3:45 AM
 
so mats funny..... : r a z z :  8 - )  : n o t w o r t h y : 
fuzzylogic    •reply Aug 31, 2006 @ 5:11 AM
 
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bhe14acer    •reply Aug 31, 2006 @ 5:47 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  2004 pa to ah, halatang may naghalungkat at nakelam sa baul.. : l o l : 
fukada    •reply Mar 6, 2007 @ 8:19 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 

: g r i n : 
eLyZa    •reply Feb 1, 2008 @ 8:24 PM
 
. .toLeLeng!

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. .ahahaha.. : l o l :  : l o l : 
  eLyZa    •reply    Feb-1-08@8:26PM
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 

. .kung ako ung teacher.. mag-reresign aqng nakatawa..hehehe
bLackrose21    •reply Jun 15, 2008 @ 9:56 AM
 
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I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are.

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