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Nag Mura si LOLO.. Bakit kaya? Alamin mo..
Malamang nabasa na ng iba ito, pero please lang kung nabasa mo na wag kanang mag komento hindi kasi para lang sayo to ok, para ito sa mga hindi pa nakaka alam... gusto ko lang klaruhin sa mga taong laging sinasabi "Nabasa ko na yan" paki ko letche ka! d lang ikaw tao d2 mundo ok.... sa lahat naman ng ngayon palang naka basa, eh nabasa ko lang yan share ko lang po at salamat sa pag basa mo ok!
This is a true incident: > > A 70 year old 'lolo' from the province was accompanied by a grandson to > the > US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview. > The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him. > The consul told the young man to ask his > grandfather why he wanted to go to the States. > > "Bakit daw ho ninyo gustong pumunta sa Amerika?" the grandson translated. > > "Sabihim mo gusto kong makita yung mga anak ko doon." "He said he wants to > see his children there." Fair enough, > that's what the lolo's application indicated. > > The consul had another question. "Ask him why does he have to go there? > Why > can't his children just come and visit > him here?" The grandson translated this in Tagalog. Lolo replied: > > "Sabihin mo kasi dito pinanganak yung mga anak ko. Nakita na nila ang > Pilipinas. Gusto ko namang makita ang Amerika bago ako mamatay." > > The heartless consul was unimpressed as he declared devoid of any emotion, > that he was rejecting the visa application > because the applicant was unable to speak a word of English. "Reject daw > yung visa ninyo kasi hindi daw kayo marunong mag-Ingles." > > The lolo was equally unimpressed. "Sabihin mo ito sa kanya at huwag mong > papalitan ang sasabihin ko. Putang ina niya, > bakit siya nandidito eh hindi naman siya marunong mag-Tagalog." > > Translated: "He said- you son of a bitch, how come you are here...you do > not know how to speak Tagalog." > > Taken aback, sense of humor still intact, the consul relented and approved > lolo's visa application in pronto. Share this post (facebook, email, twitter, etc) at pagpapalain ka ng husto.
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it was my first time to read this story... and guess what??! u made me laugh! har har har! grand pa has a point! peaceout!
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sa bibig...... ano kaya un .. :-x sus simple predivate u cannot indicate nyahahahah..... anong ba nmng question yan kuya.... ikaw pano ka nakaka pag salita my tawag jan Tan G O nyahhah peace tyo
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yeah! it hard to brake a relationship kun mahal mo sya, at sya ay parang may iba na, but d parin nya inaamin, and if u say that makikipag break kna, he's telling that magpapakamatay sya pag-iniwan mo sya
pano kya un...... ![]()
haha...
that really made me laugh... ngayon ko pa lang to nabasa... thanks sa pagshare ng story jologsky... ![]()
hahahahah gitika ko kay wa kataw-onon plz gitika ko para mokatawa ko para di sad u maulawan ![]()
basta ako putang ina nyung lahat !!!! un lang ok
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heLLLoooo guys! im new here! be with me to explore!!
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its my frssstym to read that
i like the story Thanks for sharing!!!!!!!!! ![]()
hehehe nakaktuwa naman si lolo galing ng strategy nya para mapasa ung application.. heheh joke lang po.
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