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Nag Mura si LOLO.. Bakit kaya? Alamin mo..
posted by (Jul 17, 2004 @ 8:48PM) views: 2490
Malamang nabasa na ng iba ito, pero please lang kung nabasa mo na wag kanang mag komento hindi kasi para lang sayo to ok, para ito sa mga hindi pa nakaka alam... gusto ko lang klaruhin sa mga taong laging sinasabi "Nabasa ko na yan" paki ko letche ka! d lang ikaw tao d2 mundo ok.... sa lahat naman ng ngayon palang naka basa, eh nabasa ko lang yan share ko lang po at salamat sa pag basa mo ok!

This is a true incident:
>
> A 70 year old 'lolo' from the province was accompanied by a grandson to
> the
> US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview.
> The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him.
> The consul told the young man to ask his
> grandfather why he wanted to go to the States.
>
> "Bakit daw ho ninyo gustong pumunta sa Amerika?" the grandson translated.
>
> "Sabihim mo gusto kong makita yung mga anak ko doon." "He said he wants
to
> see his children there." Fair enough,
> that's what the lolo's application indicated.
>
> The consul had another question. "Ask him why does he have to go there?
> Why
> can't his children just come and visit
> him here?" The grandson translated this in Tagalog. Lolo replied:
>
> "Sabihin mo kasi dito pinanganak yung mga anak ko. Nakita na nila ang
> Pilipinas. Gusto ko namang makita ang Amerika bago ako mamatay."
>
> The heartless consul was unimpressed as he declared devoid of any
emotion,
> that he was rejecting the visa application
> because the applicant was unable to speak a word of English. "Reject daw
> yung visa ninyo kasi hindi daw kayo marunong mag-Ingles."
>
> The lolo was equally unimpressed. "Sabihin mo ito sa kanya at huwag mong
> papalitan ang sasabihin ko. Putang ina niya,
> bakit siya nandidito eh hindi naman siya marunong mag-Tagalog."
>
> Translated: "He said- you son of a bitch, how come you are here...you do
> not know how to speak Tagalog."
>
> Taken aback, sense of humor still intact, the consul relented and
approved
> lolo's visa application in pronto.



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reyl    •reply Jul 19, 2004 @ 6:56 AM
 
: c h e e r :  : c h e e r :  : c h e e r :  na post na po dito to... : c h e e r :  : c h e e r : 
  ella_mel    •reply    Jul-19-04@8:36PM
well ako din, pero sabi nga d lang para sa atin, para daw sa d pa nkakabasa, cguro tama sya para sa mga baguhan,.... : k i s s : 
  zzec    •reply    Jul-20-04@3:58AM
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  ha tma k nga post m nga lng yan pra s mga d nkkbsa kya close kow n lng mouth kow : s m i l e :  : s m i l e : 
  jologsky    •reply    Jul-26-04@6:23PM
nagbabasa ka ba o engot kalang talaga... nilagay na nga sa umpisa na d ito para sa nkabasa na... bobo!!!!!!!! : x 
  charisse    •reply    Dec-23-04@7:13PM
no need to be rude.
  smilet_heart    •reply    Mar-23-05@7:02AM
:-x ka? fish t u d2 hehehe
  april05_89    •reply    May-9-06@2:49AM
ang taray!!!chuchakan ito pauleen....help!! : l o l :  : l o l : 
  izanoelle    •reply    Mar-23-05@6:40AM
hello reyl, good to see you back here :-)
  airspeed101    •reply    Jul-28-07@6:06AM
: l o l : 
mache    •reply Sep 30, 2004 @ 7:37 PM
 
it was my first time to read this story... and guess what??! u made me laugh! har har har! grand pa has a point! peaceout! : ) 
rhed_bark    •reply Oct 5, 2004 @ 10:22 PM
 
my 1st time to read too... kakatuwa... : w i n k : 
fhugiko0484    •reply Mar 23, 2005 @ 6:34 AM
 
wow....... ano daw un i cant understand eh...... amerikana kc ako nyahahahha : l o l :  : c r y :  : l o l :  : D  : ?  : l o l : 
  grayback23    •reply    Mar-23-05@7:08AM
amerikana? pano ka nakapagsasalita? : l o l : 
  perslab    •reply    Aug-3-07@1:43PM
natural!! di naman nya cnabing pipi xa eh!!!

baka ibig mong sabihin bat nakakaintindi at nakakapagsalita ng tagalog..
hahahar
grayback23    •reply Mar 23, 2005 @ 7:01 AM
 
nice : g a l e n g : 
fhugiko0484    •reply Mar 23, 2005 @ 7:56 AM
 
sa bibig...... ano kaya un .. :-x sus simple predivate u cannot indicate nyahahahah..... anong ba nmng question yan kuya.... ikaw pano ka nakaka pag salita my tawag jan Tan G O nyahhah peace tyo : n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y : 
lhenskie17    •reply May 4, 2005 @ 6:43 AM
 
yeah! it hard to brake a relationship kun mahal mo sya, at sya ay parang may iba na, but d parin nya inaamin, and if u say that makikipag break kna, he's telling that magpapakamatay sya pag-iniwan mo sya : ?  pano kya un...... : ( 
  sakura    •reply    May-13-05@11:44AM
: ?  parang naliligaw ka ng comment ah?

: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
  amorebaciame20    •reply    Dec-5-05@4:23PM
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
  perslab    •reply    Aug-3-07@1:44PM
mas natawa pa ko sa comment nya kesa sa story!!!
hahaha.. neng, r u lost?
toya2288    •reply May 7, 2005 @ 6:40 AM
 
haha... : l o l :  that really made me laugh... ngayon ko pa lang to nabasa... thanks sa pagshare ng story jologsky... : s m i l e : 
gaiety    •reply May 13, 2005 @ 9:38 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  hahahahah gitika ko kay wa kataw-onon : l o l :  : l o l :  plz gitika ko para mokatawa ko para di sad u maulawan : h m m : 
sakura    •reply May 13, 2005 @ 11:45 AM
 
smart lolo! : l o l : 
watoyski    •reply May 29, 2005 @ 11:34 AM
 
basta ako putang ina nyung lahat !!!! un lang ok
hahahahaahahahahahahaahahhaahhahahahahaahahaha
hahahaahahahahahaahahahahhahahahhaahhahahhahaahhah
haha
  neo21    •reply    Oct-19-05@7:07AM
psttt!!! bad ka!
  perslab    •reply    Aug-3-07@1:46PM
korek ka dyan kapatid bad xa!!! bawal bad d2 tangna mo pla eh.. oooopppppssss : s h u t u p :  : s h u t u p :  : s h u t u p : 
watoyski    •reply May 29, 2005 @ 11:34 AM
 
alam nyu ba ang High Voltage ibig sabihin nun pepeng babad sa ihi pm ofer lang po sa inyung lahat !!!!
  neo21    •reply    Oct-19-05@7:05AM
weh!
mon_mon    •reply Oct 19, 2005 @ 7:03 AM
 
pwe
xaith    •reply Jan 19, 2006 @ 9:26 PM
 
heLLLoooo guys! im new here! be with me to explore!!
hoohohohohoo!!!! : (  : (  : D  : D  : D  : k i s s :  : k i s s :  : k i s s : 
xaith    •reply Jan 19, 2006 @ 9:27 PM
 
: n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : c h e e r : 
xaith    •reply Jan 19, 2006 @ 9:50 PM
 
hellooooo!!!! nobody is there!!!!????? : x  : x  : x  : h m m :  : h m m :  : h m m :  : h m m : 
jheymeeh    •reply Jan 20, 2006 @ 12:18 AM
 
: l o l :  : r o l l :  : l o l : 
Glennis17    •reply Jan 20, 2006 @ 12:42 AM
 
nYAhAHAhAHA!!!!! : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
trish3love    •reply Jan 20, 2006 @ 1:26 AM
 
: l o l : 


: r o l l : 
alladin    •reply Jan 20, 2006 @ 1:32 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
iLUVtoLUVuFAITHFULLY    •reply Jan 22, 2006 @ 2:50 AM
 
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FUNNY!
cheska_31    •reply Mar 17, 2006 @ 6:11 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
smart LOLO un ah...he...he...he!
pasneya    •reply May 6, 2006 @ 12:26 AM
 
tama nga naman
babyko18    •reply May 9, 2006 @ 12:56 AM
 
its my frssstym to read that : r a h r a h : 
i like the story Thanks for sharing!!!!!!!!! : c h e e r s :  : c h e e r s :  : c h e e r s : 
cutiechubby13    •reply Jun 4, 2006 @ 8:38 AM
 
nice one! : f i r s t :  : c o n g r a t s :  : t h a n x : 
merlie052003    •reply Jul 8, 2006 @ 2:59 AM
 
hehehe nakaktuwa naman si lolo galing ng strategy nya para mapasa ung application.. heheh joke lang po.
fukada    •reply Mar 6, 2007 @ 8:22 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 

: g r i n : 
sad_teenee    •reply Aug 3, 2007 @ 11:06 PM
 
hanep.. ibang klase c lolo!! : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y : 

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