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BOYS AND GURLS... ANO PIPILIIN NYO? HEHEHEHE
posted by nightcrawler (Mar 12, 2005 @ 7:36AM) views: 1032
KATANUNGAN PARA SA MGA TAONG WALANG MAGAWA...

BOYS.. BAGO KAYO ISILANG SA MUNDONG IBABAW.. SABI NANG MAY LIKHA:

"MAMILI KA..
MAGKAROON NG TITI NA 8 INCHES ANG HABA PERO MATIGAS AT TUMATAYO LANG ITO HANGGANG 30 YEARS OLD LANG.. AT WALA NG IBANG PARAAN PARA TUMAYO PA YAN PAG DATING MO NANG GANYANG EDAD..
O SING LAKI LANG NG HINALAKI MO (THUMB)UNG TITI MO PERO HANGGANG SA MAMATAY KA EH KAYANG KAYA MO PARIN TONG PATAYUIN AT PATIGASIN..
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grayback23    •reply Mar 12, 2005 @ 7:53 AM
 
ano ba yan, bakit pati yung literal na pangalan ginamit mo?? : l o l :  : c h e e r :  : l o l :  : c h e e r : 
ako kahit ano, di naman importante ang sex eh
: c h e e r :  : c h e e r :  :-)
  jhomerboy    •reply    Mar-12-05@8:16PM
owz........ rily.. hindi mo kylngan ng sex? hehehe... i think ur crazy.. mraming npapatunyan pg n kipag sex k!! like n lng ng s mag syota.. kung ikaw ang ma kakauna s kanya mas hihigpit ang smahan nyong 2..oo nga my mga taong hindi kylngan ng sex but n kakaboring n mn ung ganon.. masmganda prin kahit minsan mag sex kyo..
  grayback23    •reply    Mar-12-05@10:32PM
talaga?? hindi nga? nyahaha, : l o l :  : c h e e r :  : l o l :  : c h e e r : 
ang alam ko pag nakuha mo virginity ng gf mo hindi na titibay yung samahan nyo... kokonti lang yung nangyayaring ganun na nagkakatuluyan pa rin... : l o l :  : l o l :  : r o l l : 
ninicute07    •reply Mar 12, 2005 @ 8:23 AM
 
hay naku....bakit nagiging tambayan na ito ng mga taong walang magawang maganda sa buhay? d naman ako maka relate :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x
  grayback23    •reply    Mar-12-05@8:26AM
bakit comment mo lagi ganyan : l o l :  : c h e e r :  : l o l :  : c h e e r : 
  ninicute07    •reply    Mar-12-05@8:34AM
bakit ba?
wag ka na reply ha....alis na ako......
  grayback23    •reply    Mar-12-05@8:36AM
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
  grayback23    •reply    Mar-12-05@8:44AM
tingnan mo yung logo sa taas ng tristancafe
"ang tambayan ng mga walang magawa sa buhay"
o yan, nasagot na tanong mo : l o l :  : c h e e r :  : l o l :  : c h e e r : 
  bhe_007    •reply    Mar-12-05@9:06AM
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  oist hnd importante mmya nian pnili m tlg ung 8 inches : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : j o k e :  lng po un
chez19    •reply Mar 12, 2005 @ 11:23 AM
 
kahit ano... :-)
full_fl1pgurl    •reply Mar 12, 2005 @ 11:42 AM
 
size does not matter basta buhay ka.... : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
khuleyts    •reply Mar 12, 2005 @ 1:43 PM
 
: f o u l :  : ? 
Pretty_Logan    •reply Mar 12, 2005 @ 2:39 PM
 
Don't be such a naive nightcrawler :-x
Walang relevance yang tinatanung mo e :-)
  smilet_heart    •reply    Mar-13-05@7:21AM
korek...
nonsense
aprille    •reply Mar 12, 2005 @ 6:56 PM
 
: d o z e :  next question plz.. : d o z e : 
trixie888    •reply Mar 12, 2005 @ 7:38 PM
 
You are 22 years old...?! : s a d :  .... believe me darling you're still so young... "opps! sweetie punasan mo yang labi mo kasi me spill ng choklet k?!"
  deadlysweet    •reply    Mar-13-05@9:44PM
hmmmmmmmmmmm balbas na puti dahil sa gatas nde cokoleyt un : D 
  trixie888    •reply    Mar-13-05@9:49PM
Kaya nga choklet ginamit ko kasi pag puti baka mabatukan ako at sabihin pa na... HINDI AKO SHOKLA! : l o l : 
neo21    •reply Mar 12, 2005 @ 8:01 PM
 
: r a z z : 
jhomerboy    •reply Mar 12, 2005 @ 8:19 PM
 
ok lng skin kung maliit..anong gagawin mo s malaki kung hindi mo nmn magagamit?nd khit maliit kya nmn bumawi s romansa hheheheh.... : l o l :  : l o l : 
SuperEmo    •reply Mar 12, 2005 @ 11:28 PM
 
kung pogi ka ung mahaba pero kung muka kng bakulaw ung maliit nlng... : h m m : 
kiks    •reply Mar 12, 2005 @ 11:43 PM
 
:-x :-x :-x
jhomerboy    •reply Mar 13, 2005 @ 2:18 AM
 
bahala kyo kung anong gus2 nyo...... nxt question plz....
marrcquee    •reply Mar 13, 2005 @ 3:15 AM
 
yung 8 inches n! magpaksawa k n b4 you reach 30! only if u reach 30 (malay mo mamatay ka n!) kesa nman habang buhay tumatayo yan, ang liit pa rin nman, be ashamed, aayawan k ng girl nyan! hahhaha! bka d pa umabot yan sa.....
edsel    •reply Mar 13, 2005 @ 7:42 PM
 
:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x
rhed    •reply Mar 13, 2005 @ 9:38 PM
 
: n o n o :  .... :-x
macor    •reply Mar 13, 2005 @ 9:52 PM
 
hala! : f o u l :  : n o n o :  : n o n o :  : n o n o :  sis chastine! nasaan ka na???????
  chastine    •reply    Mar-13-05@10:43PM
bakit po?
  macor    •reply    Mar-14-05@8:00PM
ka naughtyhan nanaman tong topic dito! hmmm... makalayas na nga!
  chastine    •reply    Mar-14-05@8:51PM
hehehe... cge alis na tau d2! bawal to sa mga bata!
bb_member    •reply Mar 13, 2005 @ 10:20 PM
 
Since we are all adults here, for obvious reasons ... my answer would be the 8" which is good up to 30 years.
  grayback23    •reply    Mar-14-05@1:38AM
aba, ndi poh lahat adult... :-x :-x
  jennifer070787    •reply    Mar-14-05@1:58AM
: t a m a :  hala!
  manuelitajoy    •reply    Mar-14-05@2:04AM
oo nga...ako bata pa po...hehe.. : D  ...mas ok yata kung maliit nlng eh...basta ba small but terrible!!..hehe.. : l o l :  : D  : r a z z :  : r o l l : 

o dba sabi ng butto KOREK!..hahaha... : l o l : 
  manuelitajoy    •reply    Mar-14-05@2:05AM
hala sorry...sabi ko po button hindi butto...hehehe... : D 
  grayback23    •reply    Mar-14-05@2:07AM
pansin ko lang ah, lahat ng comment mo paragraph written : l o l :  : l o l : 
walang isang sentence lang, siguro daldal ka sa school noh?
: j o k e :  : r o l l :  : l o l : 
  manuelitajoy    •reply    Mar-14-05@8:04PM
haay naku...ang galing mo nmn grayback!...ano bng kinukuha mo ha?...psych dn ba?? : l o l :  ; ) 

as in sabi nila sobra kulit ko daw!! : D  : r a z z : 
  manuelitajoy    •reply    Mar-14-05@8:06PM
: p a s a w a y :  : g r i n : 
chastine    •reply Mar 13, 2005 @ 10:45 PM
 
:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x
jennifer070787    •reply Mar 14, 2005 @ 1:59 AM
 
gosh, im speakless!!! : l o l : 
  manuelitajoy    •reply    Mar-14-05@2:33AM
wag k nga jen!! as if nmn daw hindi k p sanay....??!!...eh db mrami kng mga boyletz sa fone n k-chikka mo plgi at kung anu-anong pinag-uusapan nyo ha???......ei gurl!..sorry sa pgbubuking ha??!!hahaha... : D  : l o l :  : r a z z : 

ang plakard kong tunay! : p a s a w a y :  : D 
jepoy_16    •reply Mar 14, 2005 @ 2:45 AM
 
hindi mahalaga kung 8 inches yan o hindi bsta masaya k sa buhay mo ngyn kung s sex nman sabi nila masarap daw but i never been try na makipag sex kase pra sa akin n single libog lng yan ewan ko sa mag syota o magaswa kung anng pakiramdam. :-) sori im virgin p kase... : b o w :  : b o w :  : b o w : 
tall_loner    •reply Mar 14, 2005 @ 6:42 PM
 
oh my gulay nightcrawler! how come u used the t-i-t-i word if u can use da word *ung pinaka sensitibo na part ng lalaki* or sumtin like dat....well anyways, i dun wana comment on dis post i juss want 2 mention ung grammar mo.....(dun get mad k? plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : c r y :  ) k..bye!
tall_loner    •reply Mar 14, 2005 @ 6:48 PM
 
i juss want 2 ask kung bkit mopa nilagays sa entertainment&culture....sssst! wag kang mgalit! : c o o l : 
jhing_18    •reply Mar 14, 2005 @ 6:55 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
affinietty    •reply Feb 4, 2008 @ 7:13 AM
 
: k a p e :  kapE kapE mUna...

: d r i v e :  'bEep bEep' gaLa uLet!!

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