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TONGUE TWISTERS..
posted by (Mar 02, 2006 @ 9:54AM) views: 3475
Be ready to twist your tongue..

Read this fast..till you fart..



DO YOU HAVE TONGUE TWISTER IN MIND??

SHARE SOME FUN..SHARE TONGUE TWISTER IN THE RUN...


*Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.


*If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

*Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
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XoXHAHAXoX    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 9:58 AM
 
wala nang mas mahirap jan???


  XoXHAHAXoX    •reply    Mar-2-06@9:59AM
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:05AM
kaya nga eh kung me jalam ka..ilagay mo..pahirapan nga
  slgrolly    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:06AM


dli nman...

Pedroz    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 10:49 AM
 
eh?
Pedroz    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 10:50 AM
 
i'm so darn hyper today weee!
Pedroz    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 10:51 AM
 
thank you ! thank you ! thank you God!
Pedroz    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 10:52 AM
 
nothing to do with yer Post Teepaklong pre hehe jus wanna let this out of my system
I'm just so excited today
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:09AM
whats the reason behind that smiles and cheering poofy poofy?
  torogi    •reply    Mar-2-06@9:51PM
are yo gonna be a daddy soon?
MR_ianne__SadTrip    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 11:00 AM
 
  MR_ianne__SadTrip    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:01AM
wto basahi mo buruguduystunstuguduystuy parokya yan
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:10AM
lam ko yan..dali lang
  MR_ianne__SadTrip    •reply    Mar-2-06@12:12PM
isa yan sa mga album ng Parokya... kaya alam mo... loko talaga ang parokya no?
gf_phoenix07    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 11:09 AM
 
wala nang mas gaganda at hihirap pa sa peter piper
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:10AM
sample please
  mouvonne    •reply    Mar-2-06@3:55PM
Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled pepper a pack of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked if Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled pepper where's the pack of pickled pepper Peter piper picked....malay ko kung nasan..kau po alam nyo?
sybil_dibs    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 12:15 PM
 
tagalog para masaya... kakabulol talaga... nyahaha... ma-rekwes pa sus...

basta un dusto ko sabihin e... nyahaha...
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@12:59PM
pitomput pitong puting pato!
  sybil_dibs    •reply    Mar-2-06@9:05PM
bida pa si swannie ha... yoko yan... palitan mo yan... pato

  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@9:09PM
ay..im no guilty ur honor! i didn't do anything..

my brother is not a PIG!!!!
jeriannex    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 1:42 PM
 
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@3:14PM

  jeriannex    •reply    Mar-2-06@3:16PM
minimikaniko ni moniko ang makina ng minika ni monika
crazy_inluv_with_you    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 3:02 PM
 
l0lz! dali lang..hehe
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@3:13PM


sabi ko share kayo ng alam nio eh
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@3:15PM
wak mo basahin..
  crazy_inluv_with_you    •reply    Mar-2-06@3:35PM
hehe..wa ak0 lam..basa k0 lang..bawal ba basahin..s0wi..
SwAn    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 3:07 PM
 
adik ka na talaga
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@3:14PM


hindi naman masyadong halata
  SwAn    •reply    Mar-2-06@3:17PM
sobra! clueless!

talo na tayo...hanap ulit tayo ng magpapalaro!
sino may pinakamandang pwet sa balat ng hayup
mouvonne    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 3:52 PM
 
ako po meron...sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo...tigidigtigidigtigidigtigidig sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo

practice...wag lng puro chat bka mapanis laway...ulitin...sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo

*8ito po ang epekto ng sampung kalbo bukol-bukol ang ulo
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@7:27PM
hindi ko matapos tapos!!!!
crazy_inluv_with_you    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 3:55 PM
 
mel0n na p0 ak0!

PASKO..PAKSIW!
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@7:26PM
kala ko madali..kakabulol din pala!
  crazy_inluv_with_you    •reply    Mar-3-06@4:41PM

et0 pah! para sey0!..
***Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?***

***She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.***

***Red lorry, yellow lorry.***

***Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?***

***How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.***

***Unique New York.***

***Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.***

***Freshly-fried flying fish.***

***She stood on the balcony,
inexplicably mimicking him hiccoughing,
and amicably welcoming him home.***

***Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.***

***The epitome of femininity.***

***A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.***

***Greek grapes.***


***A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"***

***The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick***

***What noise annoys an oyster?
The noise that annoys an oyster
is a noise that knows no oyster.***

***The Leith police dismisseth thee,
The Leith police dismisseth us.***

***Pure food for poor mules***



azztiggggg
blue_drizzle    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 4:52 PM
 
try this...

minikaniko ni moniko ang makina ng minika ng manika ni monika.

hehehe
deadlysweet    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 4:53 PM
 
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Now if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts. Now if three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts, how many thoughts did each thief think?

She sees the three seas, and he sees that she sees what she see when she sees the three seas, I think.

She sees the three seas, and he sees that she sees what she see when she sees the three seas, I think.

Bobby Bibby bought a bat
Bobby Bibby bought a ball
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldy Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
Boo! cried Bobby, Bad luck, ball!
Bad luck, Bobby, Bad Luck ball.
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bibby's blowing bubbles.


dami pa sana
  deadlysweet    •reply    Mar-2-06@4:54PM
excuse ung na duoble
palitan ko nito:

Better Botter bought some butter
But she said this butter's bitter
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter
So she bought some better butter
Put it in her bitter batter
And it made her bitter batter better
  deadlysweet    •reply    Mar-2-06@4:56PM
grrrrrrrrrrrr sablay na naman

*double i shld say
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@7:26PM
oks lang yun..

hindi ko nga matapos tapos kasi hirap eh..buyoy na ako nito pagkatapos..hala!
asteg123    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 7:14 PM
 
THE HARDEST TOUNG TWISTER!!!
The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick

ETO PA

One sock cutter he cuts socks,
two sock cutters they cut socks,
three sock cutters they cut socks,
they all cut socks together.

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

  asteg123    •reply    Mar-2-06@7:19PM
ETO PA!!
Mixed biscuits, mixed biscuits.
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@7:24PM
naknang kahit binabasa na..mahirap pa din
dimsum_54    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 7:17 PM
 


nag-enjoy ako dun ah..
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@7:23PM
ako din nag enjoy
  dimsum_54    •reply    Mar-2-06@7:35PM
pati mga replies...hahaha!nabuhol dila ko...kaka-untwist ko nga lang weh..
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@9:11PM
hala haba aman tongue mo..natwisted??
  dimsum_54    •reply    Mar-2-06@9:28PM
nyahahaha!!!aswang akoooo...

actually, aswang killer...

basta..di nako elaborate...hahaba pa..
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@9:38PM
isa kang ASWANG SLAYER??
  dimsum_54    •reply    Mar-2-06@9:45PM


at baket ka naman natakot?..aswang kaba?..i doubt it...

lolah..i like your new sn..and the drawing. not to mention the funny artics..nyahahaha!!!enjoy lolah mo. di lang makapag-comment. panggap na besi...
  kathorzee    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:17PM
  dimsum_54    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:34PM
haller ka jan...

laka na namanag magawa noh?

mustasa?
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:24PM
uu..si kambal kasi jeryus jeryusan ang trip..kaya eto na lang para mailabas ang isa pang kaanyuan..

mahirap pigilan ang kakulitan..baka hindi na maganda amoy pag tumagal

wak ka syado besi..relak din pasamtyms samtyms..
  dimsum_54    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:38PM
wak mung ipunin yan...baka maburo..sayang ang mawiwisikan ng powers mo...


eto na nga...nagkakalat nako ng lagim..para masapian ang lahat ng madadaanan...
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:40PM
natamaan na nga ako ng lagim mo

unang BEKTEMA akuuuuu....

Proud ako!
  dimsum_54    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:50PM
ay tenchu!!!

  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:52PM
ay tenchu to
  dimsum_54    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:56PM


to a new found fwend...

wish to chat with you more...tc
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:02PM
my pleasure...

scurpius    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 7:57 PM
 
eto and pinakasimple


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verycrazymaizy    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 9:40 PM
 
alala ko nung entrance interview namin dito sa work, lahat ng tongue twisters sa balat ng lupa pina-recite samin



haymeshu tpac...
  kathorzee    •reply    Mar-2-06@9:46PM
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:01PM
  kathorzee    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:07PM
muztasa na?

nka ol knina si wafu..
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:10PM
ABSENT AKO KAGABI SA WORK EH, DI KO SIA NAKITA...


O, NAKA FIRST BASE KA NA BA?
  kathorzee    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:14PM
nde pa eh.
shy ako.


yaan mo muna sya sa iba.
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:19PM
naku pag naunahan ka wak mo ako sisihin ha
  kathorzee    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:25PM
tc nga pala, nbasa ko sa ibaba na nagkachakit k..

wad you masyado mgpagod..
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:27PM
nasobrahan lang sa pagttristan, namaga ang mata ko



i'll be fine thanks for the thought
  kathorzee    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:31PM


ka dame.
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:32PM
TATABA AKO LALO NIAN!
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:20PM
haymeshumor!

heard ko chakit ka daw..oks ka na siguro kasi pasok na ikaw work..hinay hinay baka mabinat
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:26PM
night shift ako, tonight pa ulet pasok ko... migraine lang, namaga yung eyes ko kagabi

kamukha ko na yung >>>

but i'll be fine na..


  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:34PM
u should be..u have to..dry araw pag kulang ang pasaway eh
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:39PM
pano na lang yan pag di na ako nag Tristan!!! na ba?




hay, pag ganito ang sitwasyon, nahihirapan ako mag lielow eh
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:41PM
uu tigang mare..kulang na kulang..magkaka el NANO..ay NINO pala..
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:42PM
panu na kaya pag umalis na si lico, tsaka ako lielow na din..


ikaw na lang ang pag-asa ng tcaf, tpac...


tcaf.. tpac... ang cute
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:46PM
cute ka dyan..

hahantingin ko layo..

wlang iwanan oki
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:48PM
may kelangan kasi ako iwasan eh...
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:53PM
nosi balasi?

oki ako..di ako tanong plamis
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:00PM
i might tell you soon...
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:01PM
all ears if ever
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:03PM
labsyu tpac
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:05PM
labyouebenmor..
  SwAn    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:06PM
hawabawtme
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:13PM
haylabyutri..
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:06PM
pag may nakabasa nito baka akala nila tibo tau...


  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:12PM
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:16PM
kathorzee    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 9:44 PM
 
try nio po.



Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.
alex_23    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 10:41 PM
 
Kabilugan ng buwan, buwan ng kabilugan.
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:43PM
kabilugan ng buwan, buwan ng KALIBUGAN!!!
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@10:47PM
ay bastos maizy maizy..mahalay
  verycrazymaizy    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:04PM

ja    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 10:59 PM
 
ay, pano ba yan.. palipit na dila ko
  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:03PM
untwist mo na lang po
  ja    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:04PM
pakihila naman oh


  Teepaklong    •reply    Mar-2-06@11:11PM
ay parang pinocchia..

yun bang partner ni pinocchio..

hahaba dila pag nabubulol si pinocchia..

ganito mo na lang..turuan kita..

1,2,3

kathorzee    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 11:46 PM
 
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!
Lanzelot_05    •reply Mar 2, 2006 @ 11:47 PM
 
grabe!!

napilipit ang dila ko nun ah

ang gusto kong tongue twister ay yung tagalog


kakapilipit ng dila yun weh
optimistic_gurl    •reply Mar 3, 2006 @ 8:07 AM
 
heartjam_2    •reply Mar 5, 2006 @ 3:25 AM
 
heartjam_2    •reply Mar 5, 2006 @ 3:26 AM
 
gerardcaballa    •reply Mar 11, 2006 @ 7:45 AM
 
how much can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
gerardcaballa    •reply Mar 11, 2006 @ 7:47 AM
 
eto pa! "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
eipoL    •reply Mar 11, 2006 @ 7:55 AM
 
pasikat naman keo

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