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posted by freeze_out (Jul 05, 2004 @ 1:30AM) views: 1893
may isang mama... nakatira xa sa 23rd floor ng building.tuwing bababa xa ng hauz, gumagamit xa ng elevator hanggang makarating xa sa ground floor. pero bakit pag paakyat na xa. sumasakay xa ng elevator. pero hanggang 2nd floor lang. tapos mula 2nd floor, gumagamit na xa ng hagdan hanggang makarating xa ng 23rd floor.

ang tanong... bakit?? anong problema, bakit hindi xa mag-elevator hanggang 23rd floor? heheheeheh!! come on!!!!! : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y : 
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xius    •reply Jul 5, 2004 @ 4:26 AM
 
para mag burn ng fats! : l o l : 
  raffy_d192003    •reply    Aug-26-04@8:12PM
para saakin ehhhhh'' para nman lumaki ang binti nya kasi ang bintinya parang kawayan na excercise lang po xacguro
yuffie    •reply Jul 5, 2004 @ 4:58 AM
 
ay,,,d na xa BAGO skn eh...d answer would be na ung mama ay isang UNANO...TAMA po bah??? ; ) 
  khen_00    •reply    Jul-7-04@10:39PM
galing mo ah hehehehe... same thought kasi na joke na din yan sa kin parang ung unano e about ung button ng ground floor pero syempre dahil sa kulang ang height nya nde nya abot ung 23 na button hehehe o kaya may dala syang payong un ung pang a-abot nya : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
yuffie    •reply Jul 5, 2004 @ 5:02 AM
 
ay...iEexplain ko pa pla...kaya nkkbaba xa hnggng ground floor kc ung G button ay naaabot nya.tpos kaya 2nd floor lng pg-aakyat xa ay dhl hnggng 2nd button lng ang kya nyang abutin.... : b o w : 
xius    •reply Jul 5, 2004 @ 5:08 AM
 
ay bat cnabi mo agad? : s a d : 
kayle_bee_tanks    •reply Jul 5, 2004 @ 5:17 AM
 
yeah.. i agree with yuffie... cnabi mo na nag sagot ehh.,.. alam ko ng na bago sau yan....harhar
bheby_thrasher    •reply Jul 5, 2004 @ 6:42 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  makiki agree na din ako ke yuffie...
bharonz    •reply Jul 5, 2004 @ 8:02 PM
 
tma agri din me ky yuffie..post k n lng ng bgo ung d tlga msgot at kailangan mo png umisip ng pagkalalimlalim pra msgot k....
cherry    •reply Jul 6, 2004 @ 3:59 AM
 
kc mahal ang bayad..nyahahaha :-p
yvon_seductive    •reply Jul 6, 2004 @ 12:12 PM
 
heheheheh la lang,,nice joke
thyna    •reply Jul 6, 2004 @ 8:23 PM
 
parang tama c yuffie... : n a u g h t y : 
honey_27    •reply Jul 6, 2004 @ 11:53 PM
 
hehehehehe!!! : l o l : 
dmax    •reply Jul 7, 2004 @ 12:10 AM
 
isa cyang drug addict!! kaya kanya kanyang trip lng yan! kagaya ng trip ng nagtanong na to!
toto    •reply Jul 7, 2004 @ 6:39 AM
 
hehehehehe...........la lang join lang..... : c h e e r :  : c h e e r :  : c h e e r :  : c h e e r : 
ikawPaRin    •reply Jul 7, 2004 @ 7:30 AM
 
: h m m : 
uman_mu_ku    •reply Jul 7, 2004 @ 2:59 PM
 
may topic ba dito na nagwewelcome sa mga newbies na tulad ko? ask lang po... : s m i l e : 
  ikawPaRin    •reply    Jul-9-04@8:45PM
WALA PO
  bleu_as_night    •reply    Aug-9-04@1:15PM
welcome uman
nebur    •reply Jul 7, 2004 @ 8:00 PM
 
: s m i l e :  :-D :-p : b l u s h :  : l u v :  : s a d :  : c r y :  : x  : h m m :  8 - )  : ?  : l o l :  : k i s s :  : n a u g h t y :  : n o t w o r t h y :  : b o w :  : c h e e r : 
rain    •reply Jul 7, 2004 @ 11:01 PM
 
hekhek! may dinaanan pa sya sa 2nd floor..ung nililigawan nya kaya gusto nya mtagal before makarating sa 23rd floor : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y : 
  bakya_n_ph    •reply    Aug-21-04@12:30PM
hahahaha : l o l : 
skye    •reply Jul 8, 2004 @ 1:39 PM
 
: l o l :  funny joke!kawawa naman ung mama.walk siya hanggang 23rd floor. maybe he can ask somebody inside the elevator to press the 23. oh well,funny though : l o l : 
skye    •reply Jul 8, 2004 @ 1:39 PM
 
welcome uman
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cha    •reply Jul 9, 2004 @ 5:31 AM
 
kasi un ang gusto nya
teRtin_13    •reply Jul 9, 2004 @ 11:06 AM
 
xe mdaming bebot mula s 2nd floor, pcute mna xa ket luwa n dila nia s pg0d..
uman_mu_ku    •reply Jul 10, 2004 @ 1:00 PM
 
salamat sa welcome... : s m i l e :  ; ) 
bebe_n_meme    •reply Jul 11, 2004 @ 12:26 AM
 
i knoe..i read dat b4..kac...pandak sha..dnya maabot yung 23 sa elevator..hahaha! am i ryt???
icor_qt    •reply Jul 12, 2004 @ 6:44 PM
 
: n o t w o r t h y :  galing ng kwento...naiyak ako grabe...sa totoo lang,alam ko din yan eh! tinuro saken yan ng nanay ko! : b l u s h : 
ashly_092103    •reply Jul 12, 2004 @ 8:31 PM
 
wala xa mgawa!!! tanga un!!! pnapagod nya lng srili nya!!!! kung unano man xa eh d sana wag nya kalimuatan ung payong nya everytym n lalabas xa! its a waste of tym! tanga talaga!!! wakekeke!!!
Vimer    •reply Jul 13, 2004 @ 3:50 PM
 
MAY NAKAKITA BA NG ASO KO?...HUH? HINDI : ?  BA LOST & FOUND SECTION TO'?
fireblaze_57    •reply Jul 13, 2004 @ 7:55 PM
 
KASI PANDAK YUNG MAMA KAYA ANG NAABOT LANG NYA NA BUTTON AY HANGGANG SECOND FLOOR LANG. OK!!!!!! :-p : b o w :  : c h e e r : 
dmax    •reply Jul 25, 2004 @ 5:06 AM
 
kasi duling ung mama kaya basa niya sa 2 e 22 kaya ung napipindot niya eh 22 kasi pag 3 pinindot niya 33 bababa pa siya ng 11 stairs di mahirap kaya 22 para isang floor n lang!
bumfight    •reply Aug 3, 2004 @ 5:44 PM
 
KASI UNANO SYA !!!! :-p
nivea    •reply Aug 4, 2004 @ 1:48 PM
 
bka nmn wlang prob sa mama..bka sayo...hehehhe kc nmn prob dw ba ung mama...lol....to think na ure realy observing him...wel better talk to him...hehhehe
boy_taho    •reply Aug 9, 2004 @ 6:38 PM
 
kasi gusto niyang mag exercise muna
inloveinpain    •reply Aug 15, 2004 @ 2:29 AM
 
okay lang ba ma-inlove sa iba kahit may asawa ka na?
  bakya_n_ph    •reply    Aug-21-04@3:12PM
okay cguro mainlove.. hanggang doon lang.. sa "puso" lang... wag na aabot sa "puson"... dilekado na yon..
bakya_n_ph    •reply Aug 21, 2004 @ 12:30 PM
 
korek.. kakatawa..hi skye.. : n o t w o r t h y : 
bakya_n_ph    •reply Aug 21, 2004 @ 12:31 PM
 
laglag ulit : ? 
bhe    •reply Aug 21, 2004 @ 12:50 PM
 
: p  kc po gusto nya maaliw muna or mapagod : c h e e r :  para pag dating nya sa room nya madali sya maka2log dba : l o l : 
bakya_n_ph    •reply Aug 21, 2004 @ 3:14 PM
 
: n o t w o r t h y :  nice id pala.. inloveinpain... : l o l :  matanong ko lang... ikaw ba ang inlove? tsaka.. in pain ka rin ba? pain reliever lang katapat jan.. : l o l :  whoaaa tsismusa ko na... : l o l : 
twinstar    •reply Aug 23, 2004 @ 6:15 PM
 
hello......... : )  nagyon ko lang napasok 2 tinuro lang ako ng ate ko : )  censya na kau ha! : D  2ro nio kaya sa kin : )  ty : l u v : 
twinstar    •reply Aug 23, 2004 @ 6:16 PM
 
: k i s s :  : w i n k :  : c r y : 
edsel    •reply Aug 24, 2004 @ 1:49 AM
 
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Ms_Pot    •reply Aug 25, 2004 @ 2:56 AM
 
bka hindi nya abot ung #23 ?!!?!?!?!
ad24J4J    •reply Aug 26, 2004 @ 10:26 PM
 
G 2 - kasi Grade 2 lang ang tinapos nya!
  ad24J4J    •reply    Aug-27-04@11:23PM
at paborito nya na letra G; numero 2
shy_18    •reply Sep 18, 2004 @ 10:44 AM
 
hahahha : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
_kimberly_    •reply Sep 25, 2004 @ 12:22 AM
 
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t_i_n_a    •reply Sep 25, 2004 @ 11:28 PM
 
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ahihihihihihih
Bloody_Mary    •reply Sep 28, 2004 @ 4:17 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  hahahahaha
pen_386    •reply Oct 8, 2004 @ 4:37 AM
 
hehehe...old jokes...alm ko din ung answer..xyempre kung mliit ka di mo kyang i press ung button na 23rd floor.. but im wonderin..hnggng 2nd floor lng ba ung kya niang abutin?? bka nmn abot sa five..less 3 stairs db!!
simplengtao    •reply Jan 1, 2005 @ 4:24 AM
 
ei..luma na yan men..UNANO.. actually ........... ala lng i popost ko na lang
tyrant    •reply Jan 2, 2005 @ 10:19 AM
 
ahhhhhh galing haaaaaaaa hehehehehe : l o l :  : l o l :  : n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y : 
meme    •reply Jan 20, 2005 @ 9:54 AM
 
ang galing haha.. napatawa ako : l o l : 
miss_kristine    •reply Jan 31, 2005 @ 4:40 AM
 
unano??? : )  : )  'di ko alam eh.... ano ang answer???
trixcey17    •reply Dec 13, 2005 @ 3:49 AM
 
EH KSI NMN BAKIT SA 23RD FLR PA 2MIRA!!!HIKS HIKS! : l o l : 
angel_sadeyes    •reply Dec 13, 2005 @ 4:08 AM
 
wala na ksi elevator the rest of the floor hanggang 2nd floor lng!...hehehe : n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y :  : D  : D  : ?  : ? 
pAre08    •reply Dec 13, 2005 @ 4:41 AM
 
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na : l o l :  tuloy ako.. grabeng : l o l :  !

sayang cnab na nia agad sagot eh..
coolchick    •reply Dec 25, 2005 @ 9:27 AM
 
unano ung mama..hanggang 2nd flor button lng ang abot niang pindotin!! : h a l l e r :  : D  : D  : D 





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