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Dear Tey Charing,
I love spending my sunday mornings at my bedroom window with a bowl of spicy oatmeal. I just don't know why o why. Hahahahaha cut the crap! babae-sa-bintana-mode ako because ahehehehe -kilig- kasiiii my gas pulgas! makikita ko naman si superman ng buhay ko, korek! I don't know his name yet even if he is my neighbor for more than a year now. Hello! demure pa rin ako noh, at gusto kong siya ang unang makaalam ng pangalan ko.
Sa wakas! lumabas na siya. Oo si superman ang lumabas. dali dali kong inubos ang spicy oatmeal, I've read it somewhere na you will look glowing at mamumula ang pisngi pag kumain ka ng oatmeal with chili. After a minute nararamdaman ko na ang effect, gosh! I will look extra pretty in his eyes.
He waved his hands upon seeing my glorious beauty courtesy of pampainit.I waved back and gave him my ala beauty queen smile.
Walang ano ano sumigaw si superman "Hi Jacquelyn, would you like to have breakfast with me?"
BOOM! singlakas ng pearl harbor bombing ang thugs thugs thugs ng heart ko. Gosh! wag kang ma stroke ngayon Jacki lalaki lang yan!
"Oh come on, sure why not" sagot ko sa naghihintay na superman.
Huli na ng namalayan ko na nasa bintana pala akitch, kaya SPLAT! babaeng-nahulog-sa-bintana ang drama. Sino man ang magsasabing hindi masakit mahulog ay papatayin ko.
Tumakbo si superman para saklolohan ako "Oh my Jacquelyn, why did you do that? do you have suicidal tendencies"
Gosh! speechless talaga ang lola mo ate charing
ang cute talaga niya, sabay pikit ko sa aking mga mata ay ang alaala ng kanyang super duper mega over sexy adam's apple.
...
Daig ko pa si Corona at Arroyo sa poise habang nasa wheelchair at lalo na ang Egyptian mummy sa benda ko from head to toes.
"Juice ko Jacque! wag kang mag paka shunga sa lalaki lamang, mabuti nalang buhay ka pa. Ano nalang ang sasabihin ng mga kapitbahay natin!" bulyaw sa akin ni nanay.
Kasabay ng pagtulo ng sipon from my nose nag drama ako kay nanay "botitod, nogdoon kodon nomon so ghonoton phe, dolot po montroenf mo ko!"
"Heh! tumahimik ka dahil wala kang maipagmamalaki ngayon, simula ngayon wag ka ng mag ilusyon diyan sa Sentimo na yan!"
Kasabay ng pag dilate ng aking irises ay ang pagkakakilala ko kay Superman...kay Sentimo my love.
...
“Hey Senti, how are you?” bungad ko sa crushness ko na delicious-o.
“Hey Jack, how are you? You look good” He stared at me, gosh! Crush niya na ako!
“I baked cookies for you, try it” at talagang lume-level up na ako sa pagpapa cute Tey Charing.
“Oh geee…thanks Jack but I don’t eat cookies it’s bad for my diet”
Engggg! Warning sign! But I smiled anyway. “Uhmmm ganun ba, sayang naman ng effort ko” at nag pout ng mala-Angelina Jolie.
“but if you want come join me, I am having a meal, Japanese, you like?”
Todo smile at buka ng bibig “OF COURSE! I LIKE SAYONARA JAPANESE! COME ON!” teka parang OA pagkakasabi ko a.
“WOW! I LIKE YOUR PAINTING, GOSH IT LOOKS REAL!
He smiled and said “I painted it and am proud of it”
Lumiyad pa ako ng vongga habang sinisipat ang painting (of course para makita niya ang sexy abs ko)
“Wow! THIS MONKEY LOOKS SO REAL PARANG 3D LANG”
He made a face and said “It’s not a monkey, that is my beloved lola”
BOOM! Bwisit! Kalian kaya ako maka-iscore kahit sa pickup lines man lang.
“Oh my I am so sorry” nanginginig pa ang lips ko sa pag hingi ng tawad. At napausal nalang ako ng panalangin sana pag pinatay niya ako ngayon, pwedi din niya akong gahasain muna
AWKWARD SILENCE
“Hmmm it’s okay…come let’s eat”
He offered me a Japanese salad and tuna maki daw
“what’s this?” I pointed a cup of greenish soup
“It’s wasabi soup be careful it’s super hot and spicy, just eat a bit of it, okay”
TING! Nalala ko ang spicy beauty secret ko!
Dali-dali kong inubos ang soup para mag glow ako now na.
…
Oo ate charing, I was admitted to the hospital after the wasabi soup incident. Pagkatapos noon di ko na nakita si Sentimo. Sabi nila may project daw na ginawa sa US. Halos hindi ako makakain at makatulog sa pagiisip sa aking one true love ate.
Hanggang dito nalang po kasi tapos na sila sa pag pra-pray over sa akin. Akala po kasi nila minamaligno ako dahil sa mga nangyayari sa akin.
Nagmamahal,
Jacquelyn a.k.a. pasawaynaagentzero a.k.a. albatross at iba pa
Dear Tey Charing,
I love spending my sunday mornings at my bedroom window with a bowl of spicy oatmeal. I just don't know why o why. Hahahahaha cut the crap! babae-sa-bintana-mode ako because ahehehehe -kilig- kasiiii my gas pulgas! makikita ko naman si superman ng buhay ko, korek! I don't know his name yet even if he is my neighbor for more than a year now. Hello! demure pa rin ako noh, at gusto kong siya ang unang makaalam ng pangalan ko.
Sa wakas! lumabas na siya. Oo si superman ang lumabas. dali dali kong inubos ang spicy oatmeal, I've read it somewhere na you will look glowing at mamumula ang pisngi pag kumain ka ng oatmeal with chili. After a minute nararamdaman ko na ang effect, gosh! I will look extra pretty in his eyes.
He waved his hands upon seeing my glorious beauty courtesy of pampainit.I waved back and gave him my ala beauty queen smile.
Walang ano ano sumigaw si superman "Hi Jacquelyn, would you like to have breakfast with me?"
BOOM! singlakas ng pearl harbor bombing ang thugs thugs thugs ng heart ko. Gosh! wag kang ma stroke ngayon Jacki lalaki lang yan!
"Oh come on, sure why not" sagot ko sa naghihintay na superman.
Huli na ng namalayan ko na nasa bintana pala akitch, kaya SPLAT! babaeng-nahulog-sa-bintana ang drama. Sino man ang magsasabing hindi masakit mahulog ay papatayin ko.
Tumakbo si superman para saklolohan ako "Oh my Jacquelyn, why did you do that? do you have suicidal tendencies"
Gosh! speechless talaga ang lola mo ate charing
ang cute talaga niya, sabay pikit ko sa aking mga mata ay ang alaala ng kanyang super duper mega over sexy adam's apple....
Daig ko pa si Corona at Arroyo sa poise habang nasa wheelchair at lalo na ang Egyptian mummy sa benda ko from head to toes.
"Juice ko Jacque! wag kang mag paka shunga sa lalaki lamang, mabuti nalang buhay ka pa. Ano nalang ang sasabihin ng mga kapitbahay natin!" bulyaw sa akin ni nanay.
Kasabay ng pagtulo ng sipon from my nose nag drama ako kay nanay "botitod, nogdoon kodon nomon so ghonoton phe, dolot po montroenf mo ko!"
"Heh! tumahimik ka dahil wala kang maipagmamalaki ngayon, simula ngayon wag ka ng mag ilusyon diyan sa Sentimo na yan!"
Kasabay ng pag dilate ng aking irises ay ang pagkakakilala ko kay Superman...kay Sentimo my love.
...
“Hey Senti, how are you?” bungad ko sa crushness ko na delicious-o.
“Hey Jack, how are you? You look good” He stared at me, gosh! Crush niya na ako!
“I baked cookies for you, try it” at talagang lume-level up na ako sa pagpapa cute Tey Charing.
“Oh geee…thanks Jack but I don’t eat cookies it’s bad for my diet”
Engggg! Warning sign! But I smiled anyway. “Uhmmm ganun ba, sayang naman ng effort ko” at nag pout ng mala-Angelina Jolie.
“but if you want come join me, I am having a meal, Japanese, you like?”
Todo smile at buka ng bibig “OF COURSE! I LIKE SAYONARA JAPANESE! COME ON!” teka parang OA pagkakasabi ko a.
“WOW! I LIKE YOUR PAINTING, GOSH IT LOOKS REAL!
He smiled and said “I painted it and am proud of it”
Lumiyad pa ako ng vongga habang sinisipat ang painting (of course para makita niya ang sexy abs ko)
“Wow! THIS MONKEY LOOKS SO REAL PARANG 3D LANG”
He made a face and said “It’s not a monkey, that is my beloved lola”
BOOM! Bwisit! Kalian kaya ako maka-iscore kahit sa pickup lines man lang.
“Oh my I am so sorry” nanginginig pa ang lips ko sa pag hingi ng tawad. At napausal nalang ako ng panalangin sana pag pinatay niya ako ngayon, pwedi din niya akong gahasain muna
AWKWARD SILENCE
“Hmmm it’s okay…come let’s eat”
He offered me a Japanese salad and tuna maki daw
“what’s this?” I pointed a cup of greenish soup
“It’s wasabi soup be careful it’s super hot and spicy, just eat a bit of it, okay”
TING! Nalala ko ang spicy beauty secret ko!
Dali-dali kong inubos ang soup para mag glow ako now na.
…
Oo ate charing, I was admitted to the hospital after the wasabi soup incident. Pagkatapos noon di ko na nakita si Sentimo. Sabi nila may project daw na ginawa sa US. Halos hindi ako makakain at makatulog sa pagiisip sa aking one true love ate.
Hanggang dito nalang po kasi tapos na sila sa pag pra-pray over sa akin. Akala po kasi nila minamaligno ako dahil sa mga nangyayari sa akin.
Nagmamahal,
Jacquelyn a.k.a. pasawaynaagentzero a.k.a. albatross at iba pa
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