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Funny Filipino Business Names
Parlor in San Juan named “Cut & Face”
Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas “Starduck”
Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija “Violybee”
Internet cafe opened among squatters named “Cafe Pindot”
In Manila , there’s a laundry named, “Summa Cum Laundry”
Petshop in Ortigas: “Pussies and Bitches”
A pet shop in Kamuning: “Pakita Mo Pet Mo”
Bakery: “Bread Pit”
Bank in Alabang: “Alabank”
Restaurant in Pampanga named, “Mekeni Rogers”
Restaurant in Pasig “Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina”
A tombstone maker in Antipolo “Lito Lapida”
A copy center in Sikatuna Village called “Pakopya ni Edgar”
A beerhouse in Cavite called, “Chickpoin t”
Laundromat in Sikatuna ”Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes”
Name of a kambingan, “Sa Goat Kita”
A salon somewhere, “Curl Up And Dye”
A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan “Gee Congee”
A water refilling station in Dapitan named “Wa-Thirst”
Petshop: “Petness First”
Flower shop: “Susan’s Roses”
Taxicab: “Income Taxi”
A 2nd hand watch store: “2nd Time Around”
A squid stall in a wet market: “Pusit to the Limit”
A shrimp store “Hipon Coming Back”
A ceiling installer ” Kisame Street “
A car repair shop“Bangga ka ‘day?”
An aquatic pet store in Malolos “Fish Be With You”
A fishball cart named, “Poke Poke”
A beauty salon: “Saudia Hairlines”
A bakery “Anak Ng Tinapay”
Laundry shop “Wash Your Problem”
Ice cream parlor “Dila Lang Ang Katapat”
Chicharon store “Chicha Hut”
Neighborhood pizza store “Pizza Hot”
A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro “Pinoy Big Barber”
A Resto “The Last Supper”
A goto resto “Goto Ko Pa!”
My brother’s party needs business “Balloon-Balloonan”
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A Chinese restaurant in Pasig “Lah-Fang”
A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina “Dina Fresh Chicken”
Salon “Hair Dot Comb”
Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, “SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you”
Shoe repair store along Commonwealth “Shoes Ko Po!”
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cousin kong si berto
berto: dali.. tagalogin mo giep ko.. dali dali
ako: yoko nga
berto: che! bulol ka kase
baby ali ka.. dali dalibaby: hn?
giep ni berto: hi baby
baby: hi
baby: pilay edad nimo?
giep ni berto: haaa??
berto: how much your old daw!
anoooo??
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Teacher: Miguel spell horse!
Miguel: H….O….
Teacher: Bilisan mo
Miguel: H….O….R…
Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo
Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig…
salamat kay kuya tati
marunong na akong mgkulay!
THANK YOU
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