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testing lang. :D
posted by sSuTiLL (Nov 02, 2009 @ 3:01PM) views: 1371










narinig ko lang sa cp
ng klasmate ko.
bored na bored kmi that
time dahil gmgawa kme
ng case study. well.

here it is.





Si BATMAN sasakay ng jip.

BATMAN: bayad nga ho.
DRIVER: san ito?
BATMAN: malapit lang ho.
DRIVER: malapit lang? aba naman.
e di bumaba ka na. lakarin mo na! baba na.
pasakay sakay ka pa. ay malapit laang naman.
(hahaha. : D )

----------------------------------- --

Si BATMAN nagpapaxerox.

BATMAN: paxerox nga nari.
BABAE: ordinary lang ho ba?
BATMAN: aba! minamaliit ata ako nari.
anong plagay mo sa akin? walang kwarta?
ordinary ka diiyaaan. aircon. : ) )


----------------------------------- --


Si BATMAN nageexam.

ROBIN: ma'am, si batman ho nangongopya!
BATMAN: nangongopya ka diyyaan! wla ka ngang sagot.
ROBIN: ayan oh. yung pngalan ko kinopya mo.
BATMAN: sori ma'am. ala e. akala ko'y sagot.

(hahaha.)



----------------------------------- --------



Si BATMAN kausap ang tatay niya.


BATMAN: itay, ano ho gang english sa kape?
TATAY: ay di 3 in 1.
BATMAN: ala e, akala ko ho ay COFEE.
TATAY: kpag wlang asukal. : D 


----------------------------------- -------


Si BATMAN kausap ang kumpare niya.

DODONG: pareng batman, nangangailangan
kami ng foreman. pde ka ga bukas?
BATMAN: poreman? may poreman ga namang may
malaking mansiyon. may dlawang kotse at
malaking tindahan. richman ako! porman.
porman. BAKA IKAW!.


----------------------------------- ------


kung ndi kayo ntawa.
magpanggap man lamang.
para ndi lugi.
hahahaha. : D 


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xryukinzx    •reply Nov 2, 2009 @ 3:34 PM
 
wheew..nsa youtube toh..

batanggeno gumawa ni2..
  sSuTiLL    •reply    Nov-2-09@3:41PM
dko lam e.
pero ntawa tlga ako jan.
hahaha.
jhoizelicious    •reply Nov 3, 2009 @ 12:13 AM
 
HA...HA...HA...pde n b yang fake laf n yn? : h m m : 
ramil143    •reply Nov 3, 2009 @ 9:29 AM
 
ala ey...! bahala na c BATMAN
mrboguzz    •reply Nov 4, 2009 @ 6:16 AM
 
eto na po ang pina corny na joke na nabasa ko..boring at talagang walang dating..sorry po..peace...
ja9nest    •reply Nov 4, 2009 @ 2:47 PM
 
: l o l :  waRi
rhickz_25    •reply Nov 4, 2009 @ 4:56 PM
 
agree aq ke mrboguzz... : l o l :  pinakacorni pero me natawa aq...ung bout coffee...tot.tot.tot
geminier    •reply Nov 4, 2009 @ 9:04 PM
 
Batman: Tay, ano ga hong english ng pantalon?
Tatay: Ay di gay Levis..
Batman: Di ga ho PANTS...
Tatay: Ay kung SLACKS..

Batman: Tay, ano ga hong english ng ubas?
Tatay: Di gay pasas..
Batman: Hindi ga ho GRAPES..
Tatay: Ay kung SEEDLESS..

: l o l :  : r o l l :  : l o l : 

pag narinig nio yan sa u tube, the way magsalita c batman, dun kau matatawa.. ala eh.. puntong puntong batangas eh.. : l o l :  : l o l : 

commercial yan sa isang radio station sa batangas..

proud to be batanguenia : c h e e r :  : c h e e r : 
kleija_06    •reply Nov 4, 2009 @ 9:24 PM
 
natawa aku ke batman : r o l l : 
naodin    •reply Nov 7, 2009 @ 3:33 PM
 
sa slita kau mppatawa : r o l l : 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjRIenQYzXU

at mrami pa po nyan sa loob..

(ps. btangenyo din ako) : r a z z : 
chiz_mozo    •reply Nov 8, 2009 @ 9:54 AM
 
ala eh di baleng maubos ang yaman wag laang ang yabang ...hahahahaahahaha
jhean_5e7    •reply Nov 12, 2009 @ 4:06 PM
 
ala e',,,

natutuwa tlaga aq sa pitch ng mga
batangenyo,,

maganda kc pAkinggan..
: s m i l e : 
sSuTiLL    •reply Nov 12, 2009 @ 9:15 PM
 
ndi kasi mkarelate mga bobo.
hahahaha.


proud to be batangueña.
hek hek.


: n a u g h t y :  : n o t w o r t h y : 
___USB___error___    •reply Nov 24, 2009 @ 6:35 PM
 
dahil dito kea ako natawa : l o l : 

kung ndi kayo ntawa.
magpanggap man lamang.
para ndi lugi.
hahahaha.
: l o l : 
Miss_J    •reply Nov 27, 2009 @ 12:57 AM
 
natawa ako.... : g r i n : 
cutieanne101    •reply Dec 3, 2009 @ 8:35 AM
 
Sori ha nabuswt lng ako

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