Ang Love, parang bubble gum lang ‘yan na kahit anong klaseng nguya ang gawin mo, darating at darating pa rin sa puntong mawawalan ito ng tamis.
Nasa sa iyo na lang kung palolobohin mo ito upang paglaruan, idikit upang iwan kung saan, o lunukin upang tuluyang maging bahagi ng iyong katawan.

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I walk and I see lovers. I turn my head and I see lo­vers. I sit on the bench and beside me are lovers.
An old woman comes and asks me, “You seem to be contented sitting alone.”
I answered, “I know, at the right time, God will send that person to sit beside me forever.”
She answered, “Whatever, loser!”
BASAG kay lola! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Kapag hindi mo na ako gustong maging kaibi­gan, huwag ka nang magsalita.
Basta iwan mo na lang ako.
Kakayanin ko ‘yun.
Kesa naman magpaalam ka pa… baka banatan pa kita!
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Pag may problema ka, lapitan mo ako.
Hindi kita iiwan. Ya­yakapin kita nang mahigpit.
At ibubulong ko sa ‘yo, “Andito lang ako… kahit sex lang ang kaila­ngan mo.”
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BALITANG ENGOT!
Batang estudyante, nagkalat sa bahay, pinagalitan!
Mamang driver, hindi naka-seatbelt, huli!
At sa balitang sports… basketbolista, tetestigo sana sa isang krimen, subalit hindi pinaniwalaan.
At ngayon, para sa mga detalye…
Batang estudyanteng nagkalat sa bahay, pinagalitan. Katwiran kasi ng bata, tinutupad lang niya ang kanyang pangarap na magkaroon ng junkshop!
Mamang driver na hindi naka-seatbelt, huli. Katwiran kasi ng dri­ver, siya ay nakaupo at nakasinturon kaya puwede na raw ‘yun!
At sa balitang sports… basketbolista, tetestigo sana sa isang krimen subalit hindi pinaniwalaan. Baka nambobola lang daw siya!
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EDMON: Madam, magpapahula po ako.
MADAM VUHALA: May ipapakilala sa ‘yo ang kaibigan mo. Matangkad, maputi, sexy, mayaman at mukhang alimango. Magugustuhan mo siya dahil seafoods ang weakness mo.
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BRANDO: Madam, magpapahula po ako.
MADAM VUHALA: Tigilan mo na ang kapupunta sa mga porn site. Namumutaktak na sa viruses at worms ang computer ng kumpanya n’yo. Dahil d’yan, mawawalan ka ng trabaho. Ikaw kasi! Hmmn… never mind!
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Alam mo ba kung bakit tine-text kita?
Asus! Kunwari pang hindi alam! Gusto pang sabihin ko!
Syempre, kasi, MAHAL… pag call, di ba?
Kaya text lang.
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Lalaki man sa ‘yong paningin… hanap din ay buking!
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A smile is such a simple gesture yet such a po­werful asset.
It can touch hearts and even change lives.
So, keep smiling!
You might inspire someone with it… with or without teeth!
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True love is when someone loves you still… even though somebody else owns you already.
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The song of Life has a beautiful rhythm. At times we forget the lyrics, but as long as good people like you provide the melody, Life’s music plays on.
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Three things make us happy and contented:
The seeing eye, the hearing ear, and the res­ponsive heart.
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Mahirap talagang lumimot ng taong ayaw mong kalimutan.
Mahirap saktan ang taong ayaw mong masaktan.
Mahirap maniwala sa ayaw mong paniwalaan.
Pero mas mahirap ituring na kaibigan ang taong tunay mong mahal.
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If you’re not jealous, then you don’t love the person.
If you don’t love the person, then you’re not supposed to be jealous.
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It’s tough when someone special starts to ignore you.
But it’s even tougher to pretend that you don’t mind.
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Too much sweetness in a relationship leads to diabetic hearts that are so hard to heal when wounded.
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One sweet thing that a friend can offer is to make you laugh… even though you refuse to smile.
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The most selfish line that I heard… but the sweetest line that everyone wants to hear from the one they love…
“Akin ka lang, ha?”
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The world is full of people who establish their worth by degrading others.
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Anything that you believe in that has no scientific explanation is a myth.
Therefore, love is a myth.
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If you want to know where your heart is… look where your mind goes when it wanders.
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Kung natatakot kang harapin ang totoo at sabihin ang talagang nararamdaman mo dahil baka masaktan ka… isa lang ang ibig sabihin nu’n.
Ipinagkait mo na sa sarili mo ang pagiging masaya, at kinarir mo nang magpakatanga.
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Kung ikaw ang magsisilbing kandila ko sa dilim, hindi kita sisindihan.
Bakit?
Mas gugustuhin ko pang maglakad sa dilim at matinik kasama ka kesa makarating ako sa liwanag… na tunaw ka na!
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Life is a long, narrow road filled with dangers and disappointments.
We don’t know the end, but we’ve got to keep going.
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It’s hard to open your eyes if your dreams are sweet.
But sometimes, it’s a must to wake up because it’s the only reasonable way to see reality.

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