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Sampung Utos Sa Computer Shop
posted by panjo (Oct 15, 2009 @ 10:20AM) views: 1230
Madalas akong tumabay, chumika at lumandi doon sa computer shop na malapit sa bahay. May suggestion lang ako sa mga shop owners na pakikapit sa inyong establisment ang sumusunod:

Sampung Utos Sa Computer Shop

1. Huwag tumawa ng malakas lalo na kung nag-iisa. Magshare ka naman para hindi mukhang tanga.
2. Kung napapautot maaring lumabas muna. Huwag basta na lang iputok.
3. Huwag mangupit sa nanay. Sa tatay na lang.
4. Mag-aral ng mabuti para hindi kami masisi.
5. Maligo at magtoothbrush muna bago magrenta.
6. Uminom ng holy water matapos magtrash talking.
7. Huwag manood ng porn. Mawawala ang purpose ng aircon.
8. Huwag maingay may naglilista.
9. Huwag palitan ang desktop wallpaper. Lalo ng picture ng mga taong pinagnanasaan.
10.Huwag ligawan ang taga-bantay. May syota na yan.

Kung ang mga sumusunod ay kaay-aya sa inyo kung maari sana ay idikit sa pinto, dingding, bowl, noo, baga, atay at balunbalunan.

-panjo

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panjo    •reply Oct 15, 2009 @ 10:22 AM
 
wala magawa.. dito ko muna post ang imbento ko
  xryukinzx    •reply    Oct-15-09@11:36AM
: l o l : 
jacy_amaze    •reply Oct 15, 2009 @ 11:45 AM
 
ayos... : r a z z : 
Asarako    •reply Oct 15, 2009 @ 11:50 AM
 
ayos yan maipaskil ko nga.... : l o l :  : l o l : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-15-09@1:00PM
tenks sa pagbista sa blog ko..hehe
panjo    •reply Oct 15, 2009 @ 1:04 PM
 
tenks
krishene    •reply Oct 15, 2009 @ 5:45 PM
 
: l o l :  hahahahaha...panalo etoh!
  panjo    •reply    Oct-16-09@7:47AM
: r a z z :  premyo ko?
  krishene    •reply    Oct-19-09@8:56AM
cge!
  panjo    •reply    Oct-21-09@9:00AM
asan na?
  krishene    •reply    Oct-21-09@6:11PM
hahaha wait lang!
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@9:03AM
tagal naman.. naarouse este naexcite pa naman ako : n a u g h t y : 
  krishene    •reply    Oct-22-09@9:30AM
wag ka nga maarouse este ma-excite wait lang talaga...mejo maselan kc ang premyo : w i n k : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@9:51AM
maselan? wow pano ko marereceive? : n a u g h t y : 
ate bisita ka nman sa blog ko.. wala nabisita e : l o l : 
  krishene    •reply    Oct-22-09@12:23PM
san yun?
  krishene    •reply    Oct-22-09@12:26PM
ay oo cge i see it na!
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@12:34PM
pano ko iclaim ang premyo ko? : n a u g h t y : 
  krishene    •reply    Oct-22-09@12:48PM
wait lang ha...teka ano ba gusto mong premyo?nice blog ha enjoy ako!
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@8:08PM
ay tenks. ano ba kaya mo ibigay : n a u g h t y :  : l o l : 
sexybel_t    •reply Oct 15, 2009 @ 8:34 PM
 
pina PRINT ko na po! hahaha : r a z z : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-16-09@7:48AM
enge kopya
pepe111    •reply Oct 16, 2009 @ 1:25 AM
 
: n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y : 

astig xP
  panjo    •reply    Oct-16-09@7:52AM
: r a z z : 
Tank20    •reply Oct 16, 2009 @ 7:59 AM
 
: g a l e n g : 

-wag mag internet kung lasing...

pede ba yun?
  panjo    •reply    Oct-21-09@8:59AM
pwede naman... pang 11
lady_chry    •reply Oct 16, 2009 @ 11:17 AM
 
panjo galing mo sumulat ng blog : n o t w o r t h y : 

wula nko masabi kundi "panalo" : c h e e r : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-21-09@8:59AM
premyo ko?
hybridenigma    •reply Oct 16, 2009 @ 4:37 PM
 
galeng!! gus2 q ung 5. Maligo at magtoothbrush muna bago magrenta.
: n a u g h t y : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-21-09@9:07AM
: s m i l e : 
_rose_    •reply Oct 16, 2009 @ 5:07 PM
 
: n a u g h t y : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-21-09@12:33PM
: n a u g h t y : 
haseyama08    •reply Oct 16, 2009 @ 10:17 PM
 
: g a l e n g :  : l o l : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@9:02AM
: s m i l e : 
dEaThAnGeL_MaRa19    •reply Oct 16, 2009 @ 11:57 PM
 
: l o l : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@9:02AM
: s m i l e : 
nobadi    •reply Oct 17, 2009 @ 10:51 AM
 
Wag kang tsismoso . Mind your own monitor : n a u g h t y : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@9:03AM
cge pang 12
argus_bloodbeard02    •reply Oct 17, 2009 @ 5:51 PM
 
idol panjo : n o t w o r t h y : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@8:09PM
: s m i l e : 
russelkl    •reply Oct 18, 2009 @ 1:45 PM
 
di ko gets yun #7? : ? 
  Earthlingz    •reply    Oct-18-09@7:03PM
kasi kung manonood ka ng porn magiinit ka so wala na yung lamig sayang yung aircon.
  russelkl    •reply    Oct-19-09@8:09AM
aw...ok... : s m i l e : 
akosime    •reply Oct 19, 2009 @ 11:03 AM
 
congratz...nanalo xa : s m i l e : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@9:01AM
: r a z z : 
______    •reply Oct 20, 2009 @ 8:15 AM
 
: r a z z : 
xyragracia    •reply Oct 21, 2009 @ 6:29 PM
 
love it!! : w i n k :  heheh..
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@8:59AM
labyu too : r a z z : 
  xyragracia    •reply    Oct-22-09@1:47PM
hahaha.. natural love mo din ung post mo ryt?
ojhay101    •reply Oct 22, 2009 @ 2:26 PM
 
i love it..

panalo to!! : l o l :  : l o l : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@8:09PM
love you too : n a u g h t y : 
  ojhay101    •reply    Oct-22-09@8:19PM
lolz..... : l o l : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@8:55PM
: l o l :  sige bawiin ko na lang ayaw mo e : l o l : 
  xyragracia    •reply    Oct-23-09@2:04PM
haha.. dami mo nmn love.. : x 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-24-09@8:18AM
ayaw mo kc saken
xyragracia    •reply Oct 22, 2009 @ 2:43 PM
 
ur blog.. its so nice.. love it tlga... paAutograph nmn? haha : l o l : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@8:10PM
sa leeg? : l o l : 
  xyragracia    •reply    Oct-23-09@2:03PM
ou, sa leeg... sa leeg mo, pwede ba? : l o l : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-24-09@8:18AM
sa leeg mo dapat. tapos nasa bibig ko ang bolpen : n a u g h t y : 
  xyragracia    •reply    Oct-24-09@12:41PM
: h m m :  ganun? : j o m b a g :  gus2 pla!! bkt b s leeg? kakakiliti kya un : l o l : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-24-09@1:09PM
un nga ang maganda e, ung makiliti : n a u g h t y : 
  xyragracia    •reply    Oct-24-09@1:23PM
mganda tlga ko : l o l : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-24-09@1:31PM
bawal daw magsalita ng bad words : l o l : 
  xyragracia    •reply    Oct-24-09@1:35PM
kya nga mgagandang words lng sinasabi ko : r a z z : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-24-09@1:44PM
: b a l i w :  sige na nga.. lab kita e..

lab : b o o k :  : ? 
  xyragracia    •reply    Oct-24-09@1:52PM
me ganun : ?  : h m m :  kontra p ksi eh : x 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-24-09@1:55PM
para saan pa ang salitang kontra kung d gagamitin? : b a l i w : 

musta na ate?
  xyragracia    •reply    Oct-24-09@2:07PM
psss.. bkit di b 220 : ? 


eto mabeauty nmn.. : l o l : 

kaw, kmustasa?
  panjo    •reply    Oct-24-09@2:18PM
masarap pa din naman.. : l o l : 

kumain
freedertjosh    •reply Oct 22, 2009 @ 3:58 PM
 
Huwag magpahuli na nag jajaCK COLE
  xyragracia    •reply    Oct-22-09@4:23PM
anu yun? : l o l : 
freedertjosh    •reply Oct 22, 2009 @ 4:26 PM
 
Kapag maganda ang Headset,Ibulsa agad ito....
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@8:11PM
applicable yan sa user.. hindi sa owner ng shop : r a z z : 
freedertjosh    •reply Oct 22, 2009 @ 4:27 PM
 
Siguraduhing walang CCTV ang papasukang Computer shop para makapag JACK COLE
  xyragracia    •reply    Oct-22-09@4:31PM
: h m m :  gingwa mo b yan : ? 
  freedertjosh    •reply    Oct-22-09@4:35PM
Yung mga estudyante here in Carson na Sobrang over kung maglabas ng BIRD habang nanonood ng PORN
at sabay-sabay pa sila kung mag Master COLE
kasi walang CCTV ang mga computer shops here
  xyragracia    •reply    Oct-22-09@4:46PM
di nga : ?  me ganun tlga? eew!!
skeptron_09    •reply Oct 22, 2009 @ 8:19 PM
 
: r a z z :  : r a z z : 
  ______    •reply    Oct-28-09@4:06PM
: s m i l e : 
ice_demon542    •reply Oct 27, 2009 @ 9:43 PM
 
nyc post...haha prang future bob ong ah...
  ______    •reply    Oct-28-09@4:06PM
bob ong? layo.. tsaka d naman tao si bob ong.. group yun
istruberimunch    •reply Oct 28, 2009 @ 6:26 PM
 
galing ah! : n o t w o r t h y : 

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