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pick up lines
posted by candieyumz (Oct 14, 2009 @ 9:19PM) views: 2019
post nyo favorite pick up lines nyo
nyahahahahaha
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mae00000008    •reply Oct 14, 2009 @ 9:32 PM
 
pwede ba kitang makatabi pag exam? kasi i feel perfect when im beside you. : l o l : 
  candieyumz    •reply    Oct-14-09@10:30PM
hahaha : b l u s h : 
Ashcrow    •reply Oct 14, 2009 @ 9:35 PM
 
: l o l : 
diewithme    •reply Oct 15, 2009 @ 6:17 AM
 
nabasa ko lang sa fb to : D 

lupang hinirang ka ba? kasi handa akong mamatay nang dahil sayo.. : n a u g h t y : 
panjo    •reply Oct 15, 2009 @ 10:26 AM
 
oldies .. parepost

Ikaw ba si GOOGLE?
Nasayo na kasi lahat ng hinahanap ko.

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umutot ka ba?
Cause you took my breath away!
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boy: kaya pala walang bituin sa langit eh...

girl: huh? bakit naman?

boy: nandito ka kasi....
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boy: alam mo ikaw ang pangalawa sa pinakamagandang babaeng nakilala ko.

girl: eh sino naman yung isa?

boy: ikaw! pag nakangiti ka.
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girl: break na tayo... kailangan ko kasi mag concentrate sa studies ko.

boy: ah ganun ba? siguraduhin mo lang na wala kang bagsak.

girl: bakit naman?

boy: kasi kung hindi... TAYO ULIT!!!
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boy: [nahihiya]

girl: may nangyayari ba sayo?

boy: wala naman.. kasi nung nakita kita parang pringles na yung tibok ng puso ko.

girl: bakit naman pringles?

boy: kasi nung nakita kita, it popped and now it won't stop.
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boy: excuse me, hindi ba masakit?

girl: ang alin?

boy: ung katawan mo?

girl: hindi naman, bakit?

boy: tinadtad na kasi ng kagandahan
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girl: anong plano mo ten years from now?

boy: wala naman. gusto ko lang na pareho na tayo ng apelyido ten years from now.
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boy: sana naging damit na lang ako.

girl: ano namang pa epek yun?

boy: wala lang. para kahit minsan subukan mo kung bagay ako sayo.
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boy: parang tumatangkad ka.

girl: ha? hindi nga?

boy: oo nga.

girl: weh. pano mo naman nasabi?

boy: kasi dati hanggang balikat lang kita....

eh ngayon nasa isip na kita.
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bf: laro tayo.

gf: ano naman?

bf: kahit ano. basta wag lang tagu-taguan.

gf: eh bakit naman?

bf: simple lang, BECAUSE A GIRL LIKE YOU IS HARD TO FIND.
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girl: may gagawin ka ba bukas???

boy: meron eh.

girl: ay ganun ba? importante ba?

boy: mejo eh.

girl: bakit, ano ba gagawin mo?

boy: wala naman, mas mamahalin lang kita sa mga susunod na araw
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boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai???

girl: ha? bakit? birthday mo ba ngayon??

hindi. wala lang. i just want to SIOMAI love for you.

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boy: pwede bang magpatulong sa'yo tungkol sa speech ko.

girl: sure. teka san ka ba pinaka interisado?

boy: ah... uhm.... SA'YO!

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next time yung mas luma..

ooppsss.. paadd sa may blog
http://natuyongtintangbolpen.blogspot.com/
  djpogi11    •reply    Oct-15-09@11:19AM
sir panjo,gawa ka ulit ng story.


wala ng mabasa sa poetry and fiction eh.
  panjo    •reply    Oct-15-09@1:26PM
wala na kasi nagcocomment.. : c r y : 
wala pumansin nung padre de pamilya : c r y : 
nakakatamad din kapag walang napansin..
  xryukinzx    •reply    Oct-15-09@11:34AM
: g a l e n g : 
Psychotic101    •reply Oct 15, 2009 @ 2:12 PM
 
Pokemon ka ba? Kasi I choose you... : r a z z : 

Wahahaha!
sexybel_t    •reply Oct 15, 2009 @ 8:42 PM
 
Boy: Ang manok, baboy, gulay, prutas..

Girl:hmp alam ko na yan nagmamahalan na, tyo nlang ang hnd pa!?

Boy: hnd, lhat un ntikman q na ikw nlng hnd!


-hahahahahahaha : c h e e r :  : l o l : 
drumstik    •reply Oct 15, 2009 @ 11:00 PM
 
bf:: alam mo ba na may iba't ibang view?

gf: anu ano naman yun?

bf: diba may front view, side view, rear view...

(mahabang pause)

gf: tapos??

bf: meron pa isa, yung pinaka the best na view sa lahat...

gf: ano?

bf: loview (love you)

whooo cheessssy..haha..
natawa gf ko dito ehh..hehe : l o l : 
candieyumz    •reply Oct 16, 2009 @ 6:49 AM
 
wow naman salamat sa mgap post nyo poh
ihihihihihih : k i s s :  : k i s s :  : k i s s : 
kate_rocker    •reply Oct 16, 2009 @ 5:43 PM
 
: l o l : 
cath_lovelygirl24    •reply Oct 17, 2009 @ 10:33 AM
 
: l u v : 
candieyumz    •reply Oct 20, 2009 @ 11:19 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
vecher_102    •reply Oct 20, 2009 @ 8:56 PM
 
BOY:ano ang translation nang ikaw ay nasa lab kasama ko
GIRL:ano?
BOY: youre in lab with me : l u v :  : l u v :  : l u v : 
mryin012    •reply Oct 20, 2009 @ 10:39 PM
 
sana may mag post pangiba
panjo    •reply Oct 21, 2009 @ 8:13 AM
 
oldies collection : r a z z : 

Can i take your picture??
coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for
christmas!!

-----
Boy: alam mo ba lagi kang nasa panaginip ko

Girl: talaga lang huh!!

Boy: oo.. Muka ka kasing bangungot...
---------------

Am i a bad shooter??
coz i keep on missing you..
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Can you recommend a good bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
------------

Girl :ilang babae na ba minahal mo ha?”

boy: bakit, ilan ka ba?
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  panjo    •reply    Oct-21-09@8:19AM
boy: ‘kala ko ba malakas instinct ng mga girls.
girl: syempre naman, madali kaming makaramdam kung may nangyayari na.
boy: ganun? eh bakit di mo nararamdaman na mahal na kita?
=====================
boy: pwede mo ba ko tulungan? naliligaw na kasi ako eh.
girl: bakit san mo ba balak pumunta?
boy: sa daan na didiretso sa piling mo.
=====================
boy: kaya pala walang bituin sa langit eh…
girl: huh? bakit naman?
boy: nandito ka kasi…
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Girl(Getting Irritated): Ano ba kasi hinahanap mo? Tagal na nating umiikot e. La pa rin ba?
Boy: Di ko nga rin alam e. Basta pag nakita ko lam ko, yun na yun. Parang ikaw, nung una kitang nakita lam ko ikaw na.
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boy: teacher ka ba?
girl: sorry hindi, bakit naman pumasok sa isip mo yan?
boy: uhm, wala lang, tinuruan mo kasi akong magmahal.
======================
You know what? If I get married? I won’t even invite you! …. Cause you’re going to be my bride.”
===========================
“My heart is like a baker … it’s always beating for you.”
===========================
“Cholesterol ka ba? kasi nakakataba ka ng puso e…”
============================
“Para tayong science … may chemistry tayo e”
============================
“High voltage ka ba? Kasi there’s a spark between us”
============================
  vecher_102    •reply    Oct-21-09@6:45PM
post kapa idol kita!!!
panjo    •reply Oct 21, 2009 @ 8:20 AM
 
napacorny na yata ako.
: l o l : 
  candieyumz    •reply    Oct-21-09@8:43AM
hahahaha ok lng kUa xD
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-21-09@9:08AM
ows? pabisita naman, paadd na rin sa fb nyan.. hehe http://natuyongtintangbolpen.blogspot.com/
  candieyumz    •reply    Oct-22-09@11:07AM
ou hihihi!haha ano e add m kUa??
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@11:11AM
nasa blog ko ate.. nasa gilid.. : r a z z :  yung fb ko nasa gilid din nun : r a z z : 
cyrz_9    •reply Oct 22, 2009 @ 12:48 AM
 
ilabyu grabe! patawa tlga : l o l :  : p a n a l o : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@8:59AM
babae ang otor.. saken na lang ang ilabyu n yan : l o l : 
candieyumz    •reply Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:21 AM
 
ee kUa post m nlng d2 : s m i l e : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@11:42AM
http://natuyongtintangbolpen.blogspot.com/ : l o l : 
  panjo    •reply    Oct-22-09@11:43AM
utot_mong_green@rocketmail.com yan email add ko
kahit kalokohan seryoso yan
  candieyumz    •reply    Oct-23-09@6:36AM
kUa ayaw eh
aq nlng add mo haha
xXhollisterz_angelXx@y.c
salamat : k i s s : 
vecher_102    •reply Oct 26, 2009 @ 9:24 PM
 
BOY:Pustiso kaba?
GIRL:bakit naman?
BOY:coz icant smile without you
***
BOY:alam mo para kang tae!!
GIRL: ( sinampal)Bastos!
BOY:totoo naman eh
GIRL:bakit naman? ha?
BOY:dahil kxe hindi kita kayang paglaruan : x  : x 
katrishans    •reply Oct 30, 2009 @ 10:10 PM
 
boy: pra knag baril
girl: kasii ang lakas ng tama ko sa puso mou?
boy:ndi nou.. ang lakas ksii ng putok mou eh
  ubee    •reply    Nov-2-09@3:29PM
haha! : D  aprub!
janaly_0103    •reply Nov 5, 2009 @ 4:58 PM
 
hoi! aux yung pang asar neu ah!!! : n a u g h t y :  : r a z z : 






: l o l : 








: g r i n : 
anaoj_banana    •reply Nov 11, 2009 @ 12:14 AM
 
oxygen ka ba?

bakit?

-kasi ikakamatay ko pag nawala ka. : ) 

ang pagmamahal ko sa'yo parang metro ng taxi, kasi habang lumalayo ka..lalo akong napapamahal.

kung magiging cactus ka man, handa akong masaktan mayakap ka lang.

kapag feeling mo may kulang sa buhay mo, baka ako yun! : ) 

SOBRANG CHEESY! : ) 
chesca_09    •reply Nov 11, 2009 @ 6:10 AM
 
~*sana naging holdaper ka nalang, kasi handa akong ibigay ang lahat wag mu lang akong sasaktan.
wapiley    •reply Dec 26, 2009 @ 10:25 PM
 
pam_fals

bf:hui!ano ba height mo??
gf:bkt mo natanong??interview ba yan?
bf:hindi!
gf:eh bkit??
bf:kasi guzto ko lng itanong kung panu ka nagkasya sa puso ko!!!! : r a z z : 



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