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crazier part 2
posted by singlestr27 (Oct 07, 2009 @ 2:09PM) views: 1171
Juan: Gusto ko munang malamn kung sino ang papatayin ko! o ikaw anong pangalan mo??

inday: inday po.

Juan: inday rin yung pangalan ng nanay ko. sige hindi na kita papatayin. o ikaw? anong pangalan mo?

gary: gary po, but.....my friends call me inday!!

**********

boy: miss miss, pwede bang manligaw??

girl: bakit? meron ka bang honda crv? meron ka bang 4x4? meron ka bang crosswind? meron ka bang strada? meron ka bang isuzu trooper? meron ka bang sports car?

boy: bakit? ano ka ba? parking lot?

*********

sa sementeryo..
inday: sir, karamihan po pala sa nakalibing dito ay ginahasa!

sir: bakit mo naman nalaman?

inday: kasi po, ang nakasulat sa kanilang lapida ay RIP!!

*******

"may tatlong tao pong nakatakas sa mental hospital.
ang isa ay nagpapanggap na si Richard Gomez.
yung pangalawa, nagpapanggap na si Cesar Montano.
kaya mag-ingat po kayo ha.
wag na wag kayong magpapaloko.
o sya!! ako'y magpapaalam na. sige po.
sya nga po pala,

ako si Gaby Concepcion."


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loveu4ever915    •reply Oct 7, 2009 @ 6:11 PM
 
boy: bakit? ano ka ba? parking lot?
diewithme    •reply Oct 7, 2009 @ 9:16 PM
 
but my friends call me inday : n a u g h t y : 
mryin012    •reply Oct 7, 2009 @ 11:13 PM
 
: s m i l e : 
SoySoy27    •reply Oct 8, 2009 @ 2:03 AM
 
Mahilig ka ba sa Mais? Ang korny mo kasi eh hahahaha : n a u g h t y : 
annenonymoustarr    •reply Oct 8, 2009 @ 2:13 AM
 
boy: bakit? ano ka ba? parking lot? -- onga nmn : n o t w o r t h y : 
sexgoddess    •reply Oct 8, 2009 @ 7:35 AM
 
ahahahahaha : c h e e r : 
cyrz_9    •reply Oct 14, 2009 @ 12:33 AM
 
: l o l : 
sexybel_t    •reply Oct 14, 2009 @ 12:08 PM
 
: s m i l e :  : g r i n :  : r a z z :  : w i n k :  : b l u s h :  : l u v :  : (  : c r y :  : x  : h m m : 
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kate_rocker    •reply Oct 14, 2009 @ 4:10 PM
 
XD
Christine_teh_dummy    •reply Oct 26, 2009 @ 10:05 PM
 
Haha
Nung bata din ako akala ko kapag may RIP na rape yung namatay : l o l :  : l o l : 

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