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V3mTot is Back....
posted by vemtot (Sep 15, 2009 @ 2:39AM) views: 1672
SABI nila, mahirap bitawan ang sinimulan.
Sabi ko naman, mahirap bitinin ang nasasarapan.
***
ANIMAL HOROSCOPE
Para sa mga lamok na ARIES, marami ang magagalit sa ‘yo sa araw na ‘to dahil sa ginagawa mo.
Sipsip ka kasi!
***
“Hu! Hu! Hu! Hu! Please pray for us! Grabe ang baha! Lampas ulo! Pumasok ‘yung tubig sa bahay namin!
“Some relatives are missing! Umakyat kami sa puno para hindi maabutan ng baha… Hu! Hu! Hu! Hu! Hu! Hu!” – LANGGAM
***
Quote for the RAINY SEASON:
“Tao rin naman kaming college students, ah?! Bakit laging elementary at high school lang ang suspended kapag umuulan?
“Ano’ng akala nila sa amin? WATER PROOF?!”
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BALITANG ENGOT!
Bagyong Isang, patuloy na humihina!
Isang clown, nagalit at nagwala sa isang bar!
At isang reporter, ayaw mag-report dahil sa gutom!
At ngayon, para sa mga detalye…
Bagyong Isang, patuloy na humihina. Naaawa raw kasi siya sa mga maglalaba.
Isang clown, nagalit at nagwala sa isang bar dahil pinagtatawanan siya.
At isang reporter, ayaw mag-report dahil sa gutom… hmmnn… mamaya ko na lang itutuloy…
Nagugutom na kasi ako, eh!
***
Sa isang jeep…
PASAHERO: Boss, Jollibee.
DRIVER: Hindi ako si Jollibee.
PASAHERO: Hindi. Magkano sa Jollibee?
DRIVER: Depende sa value meal, sir.
PASAHERO: Pucha! Magkano ho ang pamasahe sa Jollibee?
DRIVER: Ang alam ko, walang masahista du’n.
PASAHERO: Anak ng %$#ˆáô?!?! Gago ka ba?! Magkano ang ibabayad ko hanggang Jollibee?!
DRIVER: Ay, sorry, sir… lampas na tayo!!!
***
Mas mabuti nang malibog… kesa malibag.
Tama naman, di ba? Ikaw? Kung papipiliin ka… malibog o malibag?
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angeleyez89    •reply Sep 15, 2009 @ 3:55 AM
 
da best. Welcome back.^^
  vemtot    •reply    Sep-15-09@4:29AM
ty
its_complicated    •reply Sep 15, 2009 @ 4:02 AM
 
: r o l l : 
Mackaroo    •reply Sep 15, 2009 @ 4:25 AM
 
: l o l : 
vemtot    •reply Sep 15, 2009 @ 4:30 AM
 
: c h e e r : 
lord_andong    •reply Sep 15, 2009 @ 1:43 PM
 
ayuz : c o o l : 
vecher_102    •reply Sep 15, 2009 @ 7:57 PM
 
ganda nung sa jollibee sana marami pa post : b o w : 
slayerdart12    •reply Sep 15, 2009 @ 8:10 PM
 
yeah....
xknothing    •reply Sep 15, 2009 @ 10:49 PM
 
ikaw ha maxdo ka nagpapamiss : s m o o c h : 
  vemtot    •reply    Sep-15-09@10:51PM
try ko lng.. : l o l : 
jhovy    •reply Sep 16, 2009 @ 1:08 AM
 
Moreee.. ^^
  vemtot    •reply    Sep-16-09@2:32AM
: n o t w o r t h y : 
loveu4ever915    •reply Sep 16, 2009 @ 3:50 PM
 
: n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y :  : c h e e r : 
gc_0931    •reply Sep 16, 2009 @ 7:06 PM
 
aus k tlga..!! : l o l : 
  vemtot    •reply    Sep-16-09@11:55PM
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geminier    •reply Sep 17, 2009 @ 2:55 PM
 
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baylet    •reply Sep 18, 2009 @ 1:07 AM
 
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haseyama08    •reply Sep 18, 2009 @ 8:18 PM
 
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feeseeks    •reply Sep 18, 2009 @ 8:20 PM
 
sabi nung kausap ko.



pwede both : d r i v e :  kung pwede lang cguro ako sakalin nun sinakal na aq : l o l : 
mandurugas_1104    •reply Sep 21, 2009 @ 5:17 AM
 
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zZzbhatzZz    •reply Sep 21, 2009 @ 10:28 PM
 
: h m m : 
akosicezs    •reply Sep 22, 2009 @ 12:23 AM
 
HAHAHAHAH! xD
pepe111    •reply Sep 24, 2009 @ 1:14 AM
 
malibog nlng xD : l o l :  : l o l : 
sSuTiLL    •reply Sep 27, 2009 @ 1:13 PM
 
dun nko sa malibog. haha.


: n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y : 
  cath_lovelygirl24    •reply    Oct-17-09@10:52AM
Mas mabuti nang malibog… kesa malibag.
Tama naman, di ba? Ikaw? Kung papipiliin ka… malibog o malibag? hahaha.!: ) ) : n o t w o r t h y : 

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