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posted by msjoyce612 (Aug 10, 2009 @ 7:27PM) views: 1578

10 Painful things:

1.bringing back the feeling you've learned to forget
2.reminiscing the good times
3.trying to hide what you really feel
4.loving someone who loves another
5.having a commitment with someone that you know wouldnt last
6.shielding your heart to love somebody
7.loving a person too much
8.right love at the wrong time
9.taking the risk to fall in love again
10. bihis na bihis ka tapos hindi ka pala kasama




Juan: Pedro, nasaksak ako! Walang hinto ang agos ng dugo. Pls. call me a nurse!!!Pedro: sige, you’re a nurse! Nurse ka juan!!! Nurse ka!! Nurse kaaaa!!!!



Atty: Ano?? idedemanda mo boss mo ng sexual harrassment!!! dahil lang sa sinabihan kang mabango ang buhok mo!!!ano masama dun???
Girl: your honor, UNANO!!! ang boss ko.. UNANO!!!


May nakakita sa akin sa dalampasigan…
“malungkot at nag-iisa”

Sabi niya..
“ kung mahal mo siya bakit hindi mo ipadama”
Sumagot ako..
“Adik ka ba??? Naiwan ako sa outing!!!
Mahal ka dyan!!!!”


isang araw nakita kita umiiyak sa ulan...
sumigaw ako sabi ko...
"Umalis ka jan!!!"
sabi mo "wla kang pakialam!!! Dito lang ako!!!"
tumawa ako sabay sabi...
"bahala ka!!!! iyong titi mo!!! bakat na!!!"


Anak: tay penge pera, bili ako ng sucherya!!!
Tatay: umayos ka nga!!! kakahiya ka!! baka may makarinig. hindi sucherya tawag dun...
Anak: ano po??
Tatay: JUMPFUDS!!!


Anak: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANK TRAK..
Tatay: anong dantrak??
Anak: yung pong trak na sampu ang gulong na karga buhangin…
Tatay: hindi dantrak yan… “TEN MILLER!!”


A Colegiala was interviewed...
Question: whats the difference between a penis and a Kamote?
Colegiala: yak naman!!! as in hellooo?? I dont eat kamote noh.. how can i compare?!


A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy. The baby asked, "does this mean I'm an angel?" fairy laughs, "of course not!!!! negrang to!!!. ambisyosa! paniki ka!!!"


Judge: why did you kill your boyfriend?
Lady: he called me from school, took me to bedroom, removed my unifrom, laid me on the bed, spread my legs and said, “joke joke joke!”


PEDRO: Miss, pabili nga ng bolpen.
MISS: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen.
Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan.
PEDRO: My God! Penshoppe walang bolpen! Haller!


Kuwentong makahayop
May isang manok naubod ng libog. Sa bukid, lahat pinapatos niya. Ang baboy, bibe, kambing at pati baka…
Kaya sinabi ng mga hayop sa manok…
“ hay naku manok, mangisay ka sana sa sobrang libog mo!!!!”
Isang araw, nakita ng mga hayop ang manok na nakahandusay sa lupa at nangingisay..
Hayop: buti nga sa iyo!!! Mamatay ka sa libog!!!
Manok: mga ulol!!! Antayin niyo ako!! Pagkatapos ko dito sa LANGGAM yari kayo!!!



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iyaaa    •reply Aug 10, 2009 @ 7:56 PM
 
lupet : l o l :  : l o l : 
xryukinzx    •reply Aug 10, 2009 @ 8:22 PM
 
hahaha
malupet yung MANOK : l o l :  : l o l : 
  iyaaa    •reply    Aug-10-09@8:32PM
HAHAHHAHAA : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
  gc_0931    •reply    Aug-11-09@4:34AM
ang cute m nmn...: D 
frann17    •reply Aug 10, 2009 @ 8:32 PM
 
: b o o k : 
jeseng619    •reply Aug 10, 2009 @ 8:56 PM
 
Anak: tay penge pera, bili ako ng sucherya!!!
Tatay: umayos ka nga!!! kakahiya ka!! baka may makarinig. hindi sucherya tawag dun...
Anak: ano po??
Tatay: JUMPFUDS!!!


Anak: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANK TRAK..
Tatay: anong dantrak??
Anak: yung pong trak na sampu ang gulong na karga buhangin…
Tatay: hindi dantrak yan… “TEN MILLER!!”

..umayos k tay : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
mickeyclip    •reply Aug 11, 2009 @ 5:21 AM
 
pakivisit poh tong blog na toh

http://czarine.blogspot.com/2009/08/what-is-my-love-quote.html

tska eto

http://czarine.blogspot.com/2009/08/willies-wealth.html

pakiusap ko poh sana poh magiwan ho kau ng comment
plz
requirement poh kz sa compsci subject nmen
mi points kaz pag madaming comment
bawas oh kz sa grade kung walang kument
plz poh!!


tnx po sa inyo
Godbless
xknothing    •reply Aug 11, 2009 @ 8:10 AM
 
penshoppe : r o l l : 
angeleyez89    •reply Aug 11, 2009 @ 12:12 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l : 
aidenjoyce    •reply Aug 11, 2009 @ 5:41 PM
 
: l o l :  : n o t w o r t h y : 
geminier    •reply Aug 12, 2009 @ 6:05 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l : 
DYOBAN    •reply Aug 12, 2009 @ 6:05 AM
 
: l o l : 
babycake704    •reply Aug 12, 2009 @ 2:22 PM
 
: l o l : 
akosicezs    •reply Aug 13, 2009 @ 2:11 AM
 
hahah natawa ako dUn sa colegiala: l o l : 
hardcore_dmd    •reply Aug 13, 2009 @ 9:38 PM
 
: s m i l e :  : l o l :  : l u v : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@9:41PM
pogi q : l o v e h u g : 
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@9:42PM
sarap naman...hehehehe : b l u s h : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@9:48PM
pano u nalaman ulit username u dito?: s a k t a n : 
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@9:55PM
sabi u di ba username ko....confirm ko lang ulit thru my email....: r o c k e r : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@9:57PM
iba aman un kaya gawa q sau now.. denden un..
ask u ako gawa meron kn pla..: j o m b a g : 
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:00PM
now ko nga lang nalaman po eh....nu gusto u gamitin ko denden nalang? : ?  : l a d y s m a n : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:03PM
ok na yan..
bagay sau name u
kc.. : c h i s m i s :  : s h u t u p : 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:12PM
bagay ba...hehehe...para unique di ba : n o t w o r t h y :  : w a v e n a n a : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:14PM
unique ka aman tlaga eh..
kala u aman alam nya sb q
wat un.. hehe
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:21PM
: c e n s o r e d :  tira u na naman ako ah...kay mahme lang naman eh....: h u g : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-14-09@12:16AM
: b a l i w : 
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:15PM
anu tsismis nyo ha....daldal...: t a l k 2 h a n d : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:21PM
daldal aq?!
:jomabag:
: a r n i s : 
: s h o o t : 
: p u k p o k : 
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:24PM
: c o o l k a l a n g :  hehehe wow tapang naman....ayaw ko away...im a lover not a fighter....beat it...: p i n y a : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:33PM
lover ka jan!
since when?
d q mtandaan : ? 
eh di ba nerd ka
haha : l o l :  : r o l l : 
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:36PM
umuwi ka na para ma alala mo kung panu ako naging lover : b l u s h :  : p a n a l o : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:38PM
ayaw : h i d e : 
lam q isip u : p u k p o k : 
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:45PM
: p r a y :  may ganun....tatago ka pa ah....lilitaw ka din...hehehe abangan kita sa airport...: n y e n y e : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:59PM
hehe
basta ba pag uwi q
maghahanda ka eh
db birthday u na un
pag d ka handa
: h i d e :  kita : r a z z : 
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@9:53PM
: w o o h o o :  : w o o h o o :  : w o o h o o : 
hardcore_dmd    •reply Aug 13, 2009 @ 9:41 PM
 
Street Vendor : "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito!
pag namuti, white gold!
pag huminto stopwatch!"

: c o o l : 
hardcore_dmd    •reply Aug 13, 2009 @ 9:42 PM
 
sexy ko : k i s s : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@9:58PM
nu gawa u dito sa baba..adik! : l o l : 
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:11PM
wla lang dami na doon sa taas eh...: h a r a n a :  kaya dito tayo wla istorbo ; ) 
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:16PM
Come to dahde...dali.....: l o v e h u g : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:17PM
wow aman..: h a r a n a :  nya aq: i n l u v : 
totoo ba yan?
d ka nga runong ligaw eh.. hehe: r o l l : 
  hardcore_dmd    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:19PM
marunung naman ah...syempre nag ti-timing muna ako hehehe....bago ako mangligaw kay mahme...maya basted u lang ako wawa naman si dahde..: o t s o 2 : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:36PM
timing?
alam u ba un?
eh di ba
bilis ka nga move
simple pa nga eh : w a l a l a n g : 
hardcore_dmd    •reply Aug 13, 2009 @ 10:40 PM
 
adik...hehehe...at least nag move ako....di mapigil eh...ganda si mahme ko...buti nalang nauna ko maya may una pang iba: d a n c e : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@10:43PM
anong d mapigil? : ? 
kaw ano isip u ah??: n a u g h t y : 
hardcore_dmd    •reply Aug 13, 2009 @ 10:50 PM
 
wala po..nu naman isip ko...dami kaya tao..: h i d e : 
  msjoyce612    •reply    Aug-13-09@11:01PM
hiya pa ang matanda
wee! d bagay: l o v e h u g : 
cge layas na tayo
ym na ul8..: h u g : 


sabi sa comment "o tukso layuan mo ako"
adik: r o l l : 
kleija06    •reply Aug 14, 2009 @ 2:17 AM
 
ahahahaha : l o l : 
OoMyoO    •reply Aug 15, 2009 @ 6:59 AM
 
.. Anu KAya sabi nung Lan66am.. : s m i l e : 
ms_piggy    •reply Aug 16, 2009 @ 7:49 AM
 
"joke joke joke??!".....pag ganyan ginawa ng BF,,papatayin ko talaga! Bwahahahahaha!! : c h e e r : 
Sword_Dance88    •reply Aug 16, 2009 @ 9:36 AM
 
10 Painful things:

1.bringing back the feeling you've learned to forget
2.reminiscing the good times
3.trying to hide what you really feel
4.loving someone who loves another
5.having a commitment with someone that you know wouldnt last
6.shielding your heart to love somebody
7.loving a person too much
8.right love at the wrong time
9.taking the risk to fall in love again
10. bihis na bihis ka tapos hindi ka pala kasama
-its not painful .. you're just being coward, bitter, insecure and sick
regular_cheeseburger    •reply Sep 18, 2009 @ 9:31 PM
 
idol! : l u v :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 

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