sa isang restorant, may dalawang customer...

isang Amerikano...at isang Pilipino...


magkatabi sila ng lamesa,

ang Pilipino kumakain ng pizza at strawberry juice...
ang Kano mamaya pa o-order...kumakain ng Chewing Gum.

Kano: "You know in the United States, people gather all bread leftovers in dirty garbage bags...then it will be exported here to make that pizza!"

(tahimik lang ang Pinoy, nagtitimpi)
(sabay inom ng strawberry juice)

Kano: You know in the United States, people collect all rotten strawberries were crushed using their feet...then they put it in a filthy container full of maggots to be exported to the Philippines!

(di na nakatiis ang Pinoy....)


Pilipino: Do you know where your Chewing Gum came from?
Amerikano: Why Yes! This is made from the Philippines!




Pilipino: You know what? Here in the Philippines, we collect all USED Condoms and give it to the government. The Government will give us money for it!

Kano: Really? What are they doing from it?

Pilipino: They melt it down, putting it into small boxes, then they export it in the United States.

Kano: Oh. What do you call it then?










Pilipino: Chewing Gum!




loko loko ka ha!