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ito ang Joke!
posted by DenDe (Aug 29, 2008 @ 5:00AM) views: 1060
mejo gasgas na 'to...pero masarap paring basahin...

Enjoy!
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Imagine Jaworski talking to his players using GAY LINGO...

"keber sa kalaban! Just focus! We cannot afford to luz valdez ! Getlakin niyo yung last freethrow! Windangin yung mga julaban!
Ok! Go for the gold to the highest level mga chorva! Gow lang! gow lang ng gow!

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1. Trulalu.
2. eklavu
3. eklavu.
4. trulalu
5. eklavu
6. trulalu
7. trulalu.
8. eklavu
9. trulalu
10. trulalu
-batang bading nagsasagot ng true or false na quiz.

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Lunes:

"pesteng mga TIPAKLONG yan...sinira yung papanim natin...kaya ang ulam natin ay SINIGANG NA TIPAKLONG..."

Martes:

"lecheng mga DAGA yan, kinain yung mga mais natin...kaya ang ulam natin ay GINISANG DAGA"

Miyerkules:

"gagong ROBERTO yan.....ninakaw yung mga isang sakong bigas natin...."

--itutuloy ko pa ba??

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ilang lang ito sa mga maririnig mo sa Impyerno:

"pumila po tayo ng maayos...wag magtulakan...lahat naman kayo eh tatanggalan ng kuko sa kamay at paa eh...kaya umayos kayo..."

"pumila ang mga magnanakaw....psst Mayor...wag po kayong umalis sa puwesto....dito po ang pila nyo..."

"susunod naman yung mga tamad.....ah Senator...kasama po kayo sa kanila...."

"o yung mga mamamatay tao d2 ang pila.....paki tawag mo naman si Lieutenant Colonel at si Doktora...sabihin mo sila na ang iihawin..."

"next, yung mga rapist.....Lolo...tayo na po sa kumukulong mantika..."

"last but not the least....yung mga sinungaling....ah Judge at Attorney...time to shine!!!"
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hunnie_bhie    •reply Aug 29, 2008 @ 5:12 AM
 
: c o o l : 
katrishans    •reply Aug 29, 2008 @ 6:26 AM
 
sa bubble gang yun ugh!!.. d nmn mhlig s bkla
poeticallypathetic    •reply Aug 29, 2008 @ 9:37 AM
 
trulalu eklavu! : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : e v i l : 
frann17    •reply Aug 29, 2008 @ 12:07 PM
 
: b o o k :  ™

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ayame9    •reply Aug 29, 2008 @ 6:13 PM
 
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mhyne28    •reply Aug 29, 2008 @ 7:05 PM
 
"last but not the least....yung mga sinungaling....ah Judge at Attorney...time to shine!!!"

like that : l o l : 
  ii_aroma_ii    •reply    Aug-30-08@6:15PM
kaw yan leese? : l o l : 
uday    •reply Aug 29, 2008 @ 9:44 PM
 
nyhhahhahaha : r o l l : 




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mentos    •reply Aug 30, 2008 @ 1:10 AM
 
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PreCiOusXD    •reply Aug 30, 2008 @ 2:04 AM
 
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rikimaru9    •reply Aug 30, 2008 @ 6:13 PM
 
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rikimaru9    •reply Aug 30, 2008 @ 6:13 PM
 
: c o o l : 
ii_aroma_ii    •reply Aug 30, 2008 @ 6:14 PM
 
: l o l :  time to shine talaga
xTin3    •reply Aug 30, 2008 @ 10:15 PM
 
Pwede ahh.
Ms_Big_Butt    •reply Aug 31, 2008 @ 8:25 PM
 
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Ms_Big_Butt    •reply Aug 31, 2008 @ 9:39 PM
 
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baog_daw    •reply Sep 2, 2008 @ 3:29 AM
 
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DYOBAN    •reply Sep 3, 2008 @ 2:23 PM
 
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zZzbhatzZz    •reply Sep 4, 2008 @ 10:29 PM
 
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dwight_101    •reply Sep 5, 2008 @ 8:59 AM
 
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angelicniz21    •reply Sep 7, 2008 @ 10:17 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 

sakit ng tiyan ko dahil dito. : r o l l :  : b l u s h : 
mana_hitoro    •reply Sep 19, 2008 @ 8:14 AM
 
labit...=33 : l o l :  : l o l :  : r o l l : 
elvenbeauty_blood    •reply Sep 20, 2008 @ 4:50 AM
 
danda nung huli.

me meaning. aha

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