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posted by j0ker (Aug 28, 2008 @ 5:37AM) views: 610

Street Vendor: 'Bili na kayo ng Relo!!! Gold Watch ito!!! Pag namuti, White Gold!!! Pag huminto, Stop Watch!!!


GF: Hu hu hu..Bakit natin ginawa ito? Hindi na ako Virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!!!
BF: Ano? Isang beses lang ah!!!???
GF: Bakit...Hindi na ba natin ulitin mamaya???



Husband: Lagi na lang tayo away...Mag hiwalay na lang tayo!!!
Wife: Sige...mag hati tayo ng mga anak!!!
Husband: Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda!
Wife: Sus!!! Pinili pa yung hindi kanya!!!


In Front of NURSERY WINDOW
Friend: Pare... pag laki ng anak mo...am sure magaling sya mag drive.
Ama: Bakit Pare...malaki ba ang kamay?
Friend: Hindi... Kasi kamukha nya ang Driver nyo.


Husband came home from Chruch...suddenly lifted his wife and carried her.
Wife: Why??? Did the Pastor told you to be romantic like this???
Husband: No!!! he told me to carry my cross!!!


Friend: Wow Pare...ganda ng sapatos mo ah.
Husband: Oo...Surprise gift ng Kumare mo yan.
Friend: Surprise??? Bakit...Ano okasyon?
Husband: Wala...Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin yan kagabi.


HEALTH ADVISORY
'Beer contains female hormones and can turn men into women.'
After 5 Pints...Men becomes
talkative... unreasonable. ..irritable. ..cry for nothing...and urinate while sitting.'



Wife: Himala!!! Aga mong umuwi ngayon!!!
Husband: Sunod ko lang utos ng Boss ko. Sabi nya 'GO TO
HELL' kaya ito uwi agad ako!!!


Wife: Labs..may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na
to...Let's make Love.
Husband: Heh!!! Tumigil ka nga. Maaga pa akong gigising
bukas...buti ikaw hindi na.


Population Policies of the Countries
China: Stop at 1 child.
Singapore: Stop at 2 child.
Philippines: Stop at 4 am.


Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag NAUTOT?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: Not me..
 
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sin_1i1    •reply Aug 28, 2008 @ 6:05 AM
 
: s m i l e : 
  rechard_guchiriz    •reply    Aug-28-08@9:26PM
luma na sya...


meron ayos parin...

http://profiles.friendster.com/denok027
  slashborn    •reply    Aug-29-08@3:47AM
siguro wla kang kaibigan kaya laging kasama yang url ng friendster mo... kawawa ka nman mukha kasing butiking pasay eh..!!!! hahahaha : l o l : 
jhovy_sweet    •reply Aug 28, 2008 @ 6:25 AM
 
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  sin_1i1    •reply    Aug-28-08@7:05AM
: ? 
j0ker    •reply Aug 28, 2008 @ 9:19 AM
 
½: s m o k e : À
frann17    •reply Aug 28, 2008 @ 12:38 PM
 
: b o o k :  ™


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mhyne28    •reply Aug 28, 2008 @ 1:21 PM
 
Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag NAUTOT?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: Not me.

: l o l : 
paramore_kittie_31    •reply Aug 28, 2008 @ 11:45 PM
 
Wife: Himala!!! Aga mong umuwi ngayon!!!
Husband: Sunod ko lang utos ng Boss ko. Sabi nya 'GO TO
HELL' kaya ito uwi agad ako!!!: r o l l : 
poeticallypathetic    •reply Aug 29, 2008 @ 10:04 AM
 
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avaya    •reply Aug 29, 2008 @ 12:48 PM
 
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mentos    •reply Aug 30, 2008 @ 1:16 AM
 
not me : l o l : 
baog_daw    •reply Sep 2, 2008 @ 3:35 AM
 
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dwight_101    •reply Sep 5, 2008 @ 9:05 AM
 
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