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posted by j0ker (Aug 24, 2008 @ 5:08AM) views: 753
3 BATA NAGKUKUENTUHAN...
UNANG BATA: PAPA KO PAG NANIGARILYO SA BIBIG ANG LABAS NG USOK
PANGALAWANG BATA: PAPA KO SA ILONG NALABAS ANG USOK
PANGATLONG BATA: ANG PAPA KO SA PUWET NA LABAS ANG USOK PAG NANINIGARILYO....
IMPOSIBILE!!! PAGULAT NA SABI NG DALAWANG BATA...
PANGATLONG BATA: TOTOO... NAKAMARKA PA NGA NICOTINE SA BRIEF NG PAPA KO PAG SYA'Y NAGPAPALIT..



2 innocent boys...
1st boy: alam mo ba ang takaw ng daddy ko,kayang kumain ng dalawang buong fried chicken!
2nd boy: takaw nga ng daddy mo! pero tatay ko kahit gabi at pag walang makain kahit lampshade kinakain.
1st boy: Baka nanaginip lang daddy mo?
2nd boy:Hindi! rinig na rinig ko sabi niya sa mommy ko,"Ling,patayin mo na ang lampshade,kakainin ko na yaaaaannnnn......



A few years ago, President ERAP was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...

The instructor told President ERAP , when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When ERAP met Clinton , he mistakenly said
'Who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'. )

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'

Then ERAP replied
'me too, ha-ha....'.




enjoy reading guys..
 
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j0ker    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 5:09 AM
 
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aIszLe    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 5:16 AM
 
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katrishans    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 6:57 AM
 
patay xia cai clinton..!! hahahah
aywander nu gnwa ni clinton kai erap?
magicBMD    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 4:22 PM
 
Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'

Then ERAP replied
'me too, ha-ha....'.
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chibug    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 5:56 PM
 
erap pasaway..... : b o p :  : e v i l : 
ayame9    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 7:06 PM
 
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mhyne28    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 7:18 PM
 
kulit ng last one : l o l : 
geminier    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 9:57 PM
 
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lagot ky clinton..: r o l l : 
precious_joy05    •reply Aug 25, 2008 @ 1:58 AM
 
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poeticallypathetic    •reply Aug 25, 2008 @ 6:01 AM
 
me too..: e v i l : 
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xknothing    •reply Aug 28, 2008 @ 9:47 AM
 
When ERAP met Clinton , he mistakenly said
'Who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'. )

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'

Then ERAP replied
'me too, ha-ha....'.
xknothing    •reply Aug 28, 2008 @ 9:48 AM
 
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dwight_101    •reply Sep 5, 2008 @ 9:41 AM
 
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