PAGHIHIGANTI
boy:bat ka umiiyak?
girl:niloko ako ng bf ko.
boy:ako din eh.gs2 mo makaganti?
girl:ano?
boy:sex tau,ganti natin sa kanila.
nagpunta sa motel tapos nagsex.pagkatapos nilang magsex,
girl:maghiganti ulit tau.
kahit pagod na c boy pinagbigyan c girl.pagkatapos ulit magsex,
girl:maghiganti ulit tau.
kahit latang lata na c boy pinagbigyan c girl para di mapahiya.pagkatapos ulit magsex,
girl:maghiganti ulit tau.
boy:utang na loob patawarin na natin cla.
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2 pinoy gays in a car in LA wen a Kano cuts and swerves along car path.
gay1:fuck u,asshole.
Kano:suck my dick!
gay2:sis,itabi mo nakikipag-areglo.
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a boss has to interview 4 girls applying for secretary.he thought of a question and asked each 1 of dem:"A woman normally has 2 mouths.what is the difference between d 2?"
the first girl answered:"one is hairy but another isn't"
2nd girl answered:"one is vertical and another is horizontal"
3rd girl answered:"one is hairy but another isn't"
den the 4th girl answered""one is 4 my use and d other is my boss"
"u are hired",said d boss!
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boy:can i touch ur software?
girl:show me 1st ur hardware!
boy:can i install it in ur system?
girl:ok!if u cover it w/ anti-virus 1st!
ang ngumiti BASTOS.