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joke nga dyan..
posted by vemtot (Aug 23, 2008 @ 3:36PM) views: 728
Sa cellphone ba ay may UAAP rin?
Yes, mga kababayan! May UAAP rin po sa cellphone.
Ang mga kalahok… FEU, UP, UST, Mapua, UE, PUP, Adamson, PLM, DLSU, Ateneo, NU, PCU, CEU, JRU, MLQU, MCU, OLFU, TIP, TUP at Letran.
Ang pinaglalabanan?
Pagandahan ng scandal!
***
Dati, dalawang presyo ng bilihin ang puwede mong pagpilian… ‘yung mahal at ‘yung mura.
Eh ngayon?
Dalawa pa rin naman… ‘yung mahal at ‘yung mas mahal! ***

Ang mataba… pumapayat!
Ang pangit… kawawa naman! ***
Ang mga SCIENTIST, nagagawa ang mga kahanga-hangang bagay.
Ano sa tingin mo? Magagawa kaya nilang gawing WIRELESS ang dextrose?! ***
T: Bakit sa sex, ang posisyon na 69 ay tinatawag na Smoker’s Style?
S: Kasi, habang ine-enjoy ng babae ang YOSI, ang lalaki ay abala sa paglilinis ng ASHTRAY! ***
T: Bakit naimbento ang two-piece swimsuit?
S: Para paghiwalayin ang HAIRY section at DAIRY section. ***
T: Bakit transparent ang condom?
S: Upang kahit paano ay ma-enjoy ng sperm cells ang scenery ng kunu-kuno’y lupang ipinangako sa kanila!
***
Sa buhay ko, maraming dumaan… problema, pagsubok, kawalan…
Pero nang dumaan ka, natawa ako.
Kasi, ‘yung pabango mo… Vicks!
***
Bed is just a material thing… until someone you meet gives it the best meaning.
 
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asSungOt    •reply Aug 23, 2008 @ 4:40 PM
 
: h m m : 
pde na din : l o l : 
  rechard_guchiriz    •reply    Aug-24-08@12:42AM
hahaha, na-aliw ako sa Vicks....yakk..hahahahaha

tsaka dun sa...sa...ano...hindi....






hahahaha....dun lang pala....hehehe
mhyne28    •reply Aug 23, 2008 @ 5:07 PM
 
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angelicniz21    •reply Aug 23, 2008 @ 5:59 PM
 
Lols. : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
ayame9    •reply Aug 23, 2008 @ 6:50 PM
 
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xknothing    •reply Aug 23, 2008 @ 9:46 PM
 
Dati, dalawang presyo ng bilihin ang puwede mong pagpilian… ‘yung mahal at ‘yung mura.
Eh ngayon?
Dalawa pa rin naman… ‘yung mahal at ‘yung mas mahal! *** : l o l : 
precious_joy05    •reply Aug 23, 2008 @ 10:27 PM
 
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frann17    •reply Aug 23, 2008 @ 10:54 PM
 
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yasmin13    •reply Aug 23, 2008 @ 11:46 PM
 
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sweet_tooth19    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 12:18 AM
 
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yuj05    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 1:18 AM
 
wow galing to sa tonite no?
hehehe
alxyz    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 1:34 AM
 
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crys04    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 1:59 AM
 
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eRr0r    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 4:32 AM
 
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zyrie15    •reply Aug 24, 2008 @ 10:35 AM
 
Bed is just a material thing… until someone you meet gives it the best meaning. ---panalo! : n o t w o r t h y : 
poeticallypathetic    •reply Aug 25, 2008 @ 6:05 AM
 
wireless dextrose.okay un.: e v i l : 
President_of_D_Room    •reply Aug 27, 2008 @ 11:37 PM
 
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baog_daw    •reply Aug 28, 2008 @ 5:23 AM
 
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dwight_101    •reply Sep 5, 2008 @ 9:56 AM
 
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