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posted by j0ker (Jul 25, 2008 @ 9:51AM) views: 1071
Dad:-(Holding 2 toys letting his son choose) si barbie or superman??
Son: superman dad!!!
Dad: good!!(he then left)
Son:Guwapo mo superman!!! nakaumbok pa!! uuuuhhhhmmm!!!

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HOLDAP
B1:-pre,nahoLdap ako muntik pa ako mamatay!
B2:bakit,hindi ka ba humingi ng tuLong?
B1:nag-text ako sa puLis stati0n!
B2:bakit,anong repLy?
B1:haynaku, eto repLy! “hu u?Wer did u get my no.?!"

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ISANG PROBINSYANONG NAG-RENT NG ROOM SA HOTEL

PROBNSYANO: Alam ko na probinsyano lang

ako kaya wag mo akong lolokohin. Bakit ganito room ko?

Maliit, walang kama at bintana.

Ang mahal mahal ng bayad ko,tapos ganito lang?

BELLBOY: Sir nasa elevator palang tayo,wag ka excited.

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ACCORDING TO SCIENTIFIC STUDIES
1 stick of cigarette
rEdUcEs Life
by 5 minutes.

but SEX
incrEasEs Life
by 10 minutes.

So the bAsic sEnsE
Of this statement is,

Kahit maLakas manigariLyo
bsta maLib0g
matagaL mamatAy!
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Man told lady after he raped her…
‘in nine months you will have a child, call him Hercules!!!’

The lady replied,
‘in nine days youll have rashes on your penis, call it herpes!!!’

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Mga tanong na kailangan ng malalim na pag-iisip

1. Ang lamok ba pag natutulog nilalamok din??
2. Puwede bang uminum ng coke kapag coffee break???
3. ang uod ba pag namatay inuuod din???
4. bakit ang blackboard kulay green??
5. ang lason ba pag naexpired nakakalason pa din??
6. pwede bang magdinner ang may dalang lunchbox???
7. pag sinabi bang 6 feet anim ang paa mo??

____________________

Bunso: Itay, tingnan nyo po drawing ko oh
Tatay: wow!! ang galing namang magdrawing ng monkey ng bunso ko
Bunso: Itay, kayo po yan!!!

_____________________



nangopya lang po : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
 
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j0ker    •reply Jul 25, 2008 @ 9:55 AM
 
: k a n t a : 
Free your mind
Don't let me down
We'll find a way to make it go away
  iya10    •reply    Jul-26-08@2:03AM
I'll make it go away
my dragon fly ill make it go away : g r i n : 
  j0ker    •reply    Jul-26-08@7:45AM
; ) 
  krisglen    •reply    Jul-26-08@7:46AM
Mga IBA pang tanong na kailangan ng malalim na pag-iisip
1. Kaya ba hindi umaasenso ang Pilipinas kasi ang mga mambabatas natin ay nasa CONgress at wala sa PROgress?
2. Inaahas din ba ng ahas ang kapwa ahas?
3. Kapag ang doctor ba ay nagkakasakit nagpapacheck-up din sya? Sisingilin rin kaya nya ang sarili nya?
4. May bulate rin ba sa tiyan ng bulate?
5. Hanggang ngayon ba London Bridge is still falling down? (ang tagal na yatang nahuhulog nyan...)
sin_1i1    •reply Jul 25, 2008 @ 10:11 AM
 
: s m i l e : 
sin_1i1    •reply Jul 25, 2008 @ 10:12 AM
 
: s m o k e : 
darkbreaker_sin    •reply Jul 25, 2008 @ 10:18 AM
 
; ) 
darkbreaker_sin    •reply Jul 25, 2008 @ 10:20 AM
 
: s m o k e : 
darkbreaker_sin    •reply Jul 25, 2008 @ 10:25 AM
 
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sin_1i1    •reply Jul 25, 2008 @ 11:16 AM
 
I tried so hard And got so far
But in the end It doesn't even matter
I had to fall To lose it all
But in the end It doesn't even matter
: p u n k : 
gurljam13    •reply Jul 25, 2008 @ 8:24 PM
 
: h a y n a k u :  : p a s a w a y :  : k i s s : 
  j0ker    •reply    Jul-26-08@7:44AM
: s h o o t :  : j o m b a g :  : s u g o d 2 : 
precious_joy05    •reply Jul 25, 2008 @ 11:18 PM
 
: l o l :  ung iba nbsa q n s txt
mUh_gUn_tHe    •reply Jul 25, 2008 @ 11:42 PM
 
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mentos    •reply Jul 26, 2008 @ 3:46 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  napapanahon...
dEaThAnGeL_MaRa19    •reply Jul 26, 2008 @ 6:46 AM
 
: l o l : 
xna_bebe    •reply Jul 26, 2008 @ 7:31 AM
 
tagal na akong nawala a
sasori_red_sands    •reply Jul 26, 2008 @ 10:20 PM
 
: s h o o t :  : b a n a n a 2 :  .... hmmmmm
candymeg    •reply Jul 26, 2008 @ 10:38 PM
 
kahit old joke ok na rin : n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y :  : n o t w o r t h y : 
haseyama08    •reply Jul 26, 2008 @ 11:48 PM
 
: h m m :  : h m m :  : h m m :  : h m m :  : h m m : 
katrishans    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 12:18 AM
 
nyhaa!! joke na may sense..!! ang lason ba mai expiration?? : k u m u s t a :  : t i g a n g 2 : 
imsoo_hurt    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 2:44 AM
 
: l o l : 
candieyumz    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 8:06 AM
 
nyahahaha : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
angelz_24    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 2:09 PM
 
elow otor
angelz_24    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 2:10 PM
 
msta otor
angelz_24    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 2:12 PM
 
: a d i k :  ang otor: r o l l : 
nyahahha
angelz_24    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 2:13 PM
 
: t a k a s :  na
lagot ako ky otor
kalat me
angelz_24    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 2:14 PM
 
: r o l l : 
angelz_24    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 2:15 PM
 
: r o l l : _
angelz_24    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 2:15 PM
 
sana 22o to : r o l l : 

nyahahahhaha
  j0ker    •reply    Jul-29-08@12:54PM
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angelz_24    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 2:16 PM
 
kahit man lang d2
maka_: r o l l : 
  j0ker    •reply    Jul-29-08@12:53PM
get over it : s m i l e : 
angelz_24    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 2:17 PM
 
: r o l l : 
dwight_101    •reply Jul 27, 2008 @ 9:20 PM
 
Man told lady after he raped her…
‘in nine months you will have a child, call him Hercules!!!’

The lady replied,
‘in nine days youll have rashes on your penis, call it herpes!!!’



: l o l :  : l o l : 
frann17    •reply Jul 28, 2008 @ 8:36 PM
 
: b o o k : 
j0ker    •reply Jul 29, 2008 @ 12:55 PM
 
: s m o k e : 
yhe_yhe    •reply Jul 31, 2008 @ 1:21 AM
 
hehehe oiii make sense! : r a z z : 
baog_daw    •reply Aug 6, 2008 @ 6:42 AM
 
: l o l : 

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