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posted by logicall (Jul 16, 2008 @ 11:40AM) views: 880

any one who can share call center bloopers?

www.logicallinc.com : r a z z :

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mejo •reply

Jul 16, 2008 @ 11:41 AM

pirst ulit

logicall •reply

Jul 16, 2008 @ 11:54 AM

RING RING!
CSA: Thank you for calling (blah... blah... blah...) this is Betty Speking how may I help you?
Caller: Okay, Miss "Peking" I would like an authorization code....
(Gosh, Nagkasundo sila sa surname???? Duh!)

Customer: I wanna speak to someone higher than you!
CSR: I'm sorry sir, you want to speak to someone higher than me?
Customer: Yes!
CSR: (without skipping a beat) Okay, do you want to speak with God or do you want to speak with me?
Customer: &@%@$$@@$!!!! I'll speak with you.

agents calling to Australia (Victoria)

Case1:
Agent: hi this is dave, im calling to confirm your business name blah blah blah
Lead : (guy) ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhh (moaning)

Case 2:

Agent: : hi this is vince,
Lead : hi
Agent : im calling to confirm your business name blah blah blah
(then the lead knew it was a sales call the the lead acted like an answering machine)
Lead : hi im sorry, im away from my desk ryt now, please leave a message after the tone.
(knowing it was not an answering machine the agent continued his spiel) then..
Agent: hi im just calling to confirm your business na( interrupted )
Lead : ARE YOU ****IN DUMB??? IM AN ANSWERING MACHINE!!! im not HERE!!! (hangs-up)

case3

a gay agent

Agent: hi this is asia im (interrupted)
Lead: (hanged-up)

then the agent dialled the number again

Agent: Hello!
Lead: Are you a telemarketer?!!
Agent: no!!!!!! im a MODEL!! (then hangs-up)

ahahha those are just funny stories about our agents.. madami pa for sure..

www.logicallinc.com : l o l :

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@1:41PM

ahihi..ang adik..^^, : l o l :

edmond_acs •reply

Jul 16, 2008 @ 1:08 PM

isang agent, rattled sa call, tinanong ung kasama...

agent1: pare! pare! anu ung meaning ng state na AR?!

( AR means Arkansas )

sagot si agent 2...

Agent2: pare naman! AR lang eh, eh di AREGON...

wahahaha... OREGON un eh...!!! : s a b u n o t :

bugstee14 •reply Jul-19-08@12:01AM

edmond_acs •reply

Jul 16, 2008 @ 1:13 PM

agent rattled ulet...

agent: Sir! Sir! he needs a supervisor! bilis
baka ma-iritit!!!

(ma-iritate)

: r o l l :

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@1:44PM

ahaha..

saucy_ann •reply

Jul 16, 2008 @ 1:44 PM

saucy_ann •reply Jul-16-08@1:46PM

paano ba ang buhay ng isang call center agent?
nung mauso yan sa pinas, wala na ko jan : ?

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@1:52PM

though am not an agent.. i still can say na ok naman..lalo na ang night diff..^^,

saucy_ann •reply Jul-16-08@1:53PM

siguro kung anjan ako, try ko jan
pde kaya ako : l o l :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@1:59PM

uu naman pwede ka mag apply, kapag bilingual ka mas mataas sahod.. pero for me mas maganda mag work sa call center na maganda ang working envi, ung warm ung mga tao, hindi mayayabang, madami pretty hehe

kahit gano ktaas sahod m, kng d k maganda mkihalubilo mga tao sa working place m bali wala din.. sigurado aayaw at aayaw ka.. mga agents dyan sigurado nkaka relate sa mga sinasabi ko =)

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@1:55PM

i'm workin in a call center, pero not as an agent, pero i have thoughts about agents. may mga pros and cons s pgiging agent. pero massbi q lng, xe sa pilipinas survival mode n tayo ngaun,kaya boom ang call center industry sa pinas, may malaki sahod, mayroon din hindi, may petiks meron din super hirap, usually ang work ng agent, mag take or mag receive ng calls, meron naman non-voice or in short email/chat support... mas malaking salary ng agent, mas mahirap ang work.. =) masaya na mahirap =)

www.logicallinc.com : s m i l e :

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@1:56PM

wow..galing galing naman.. : s m i l e :

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@1:59PM

ang ganda ng nisabi mo..hihi.. : g r i n :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:00PM

salamat.. =) kapag may tanung ka ask k lng =)

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:01PM

hehe..tama ka naman..yung salary enuf lang tlga..haaay..panu ako magaasawa nyan... : l o l :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:05PM

hahaha ako nga din iniisip ko pang date ko nyehehe =)

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:07PM

date date pa..gastos lang yan.. : r a z z :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:08PM

nyeheheh

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:10PM

whenever am going out with friend or special friend i dont oblige him/her to pay..kasi ang hirap ng pera..hehe..mas tama yung kanya-kanya bayad (KKB).. : l o l :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:13PM

tama agree =) pero aq pg nkkpag date aq gmgstos hehe

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:15PM

hehehe..kasi parang naging tradition dito sa pinas..parang laging guy ang obligado magbayad sa date..pero ang pangit..pag nasa MRT nga ako..pag naririnig ko yung paupuin po natin ang mga babae bla bla bla..parang nkakairita..hehe..

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:17PM

hahaha =) gnun tlga =) sheeeet lam m gs2 q pnta jan sa france hehe u workin there?

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:17PM

parang naliligaw ka ng kausap.. : g r i n :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:20PM

ayy uunga nyahahahaha kala q ikaw ung from paris, anyway, aun aun, ilang minuto n lng uwian na!!!!

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:22PM

haha..si saucy_ann yun..adik!!
yehey..onga..so medyo di ko napansin ang oras..=)

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:24PM

=) hehe yoko mag wrk sa ortigas, hehe trapikkkkkkk!!!!

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:25PM

hehe..nung sa parañaque pa ko..dammet..nkka iyak..so, just last week, nag rent na ko apartment with my sis..ayun..one ride lang.. tapos la pa 20 min ang byahe..=)

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:28PM

heheh =) d hustle back and forth sa office =) d p wasted ^^

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:29PM

oo nga..tama tama..haay salamat.. tanx sa time mo ha.. at least di ako maxadong tunganga..maaga ko kasi natapos task ko.. : g r i n :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:31PM

hehe no prob. thanks din sa time.. so i gotta go na, i have to talk to the client pa =) bye bye talk to u some other time =)

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:31PM

no prob..bye=)

saucy_ann •reply Jul-16-08@2:01PM

tnx sa info...

otorrrrr : l o l :

saucy_ann •reply Jul-16-08@1:59PM

parang ang saya kc, puyatan, yosihan, kapihan : l o l :

i think it's cool

tapos hindi naka-uniform diba

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:00PM

oo..yung katabi namin dito..mga taga teleperformance..madami sila..hehe.. muka naman sila lagi masaya.. : l o l :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:02PM

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:03PM

san ka pala work?? kung di ka agent anu ka??

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:04PM

sa TransCosmos Logicall aq formerly known as "Logicall" around Makati area, im working as a Business Development Specialist =) : s m i l e :

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:04PM

oh..sounds bigatin..hehe : s m i l e :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:07PM

hindi naman, mahirap lng ang work, ung mga accounts ng agents dadaan muna sa kamay namin para ayusin mga proposals agreement blah blah blah =) in short, kapag walang accounts, walang work ang agents =)

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:08PM

parang ang saya..so this time work ka pa rin??

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:11PM

yes yes, US hours ang work q, usually mga UK US Austrie clients namin.. =) ikw san k work?

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:13PM

dito ortigas centre..sa IT company..mga foreigners din clients..so parang pareho tayo..8pm to 6am..*yawn* : l o l :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:15PM

hehe =) mga foreigners tlga clients xe nag a-outsource sila to lower their operational cost and para makapag focus sila sa marketing strategy nila.. isa yan sa mga reason kung bakit nag a-outsource mga foreigners =)

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:16PM

hehe..oo..mga lecheng foreigners yan..jowk.. : l o l :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:18PM

hahahaha naku kung wala sila edi lalo nang nabulok pilipinas, isipin m kung walang call center, san mag wowork ung ibang mga tao naun? db db? buti n lng may call center hehe

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:19PM

oo naman.. tska lahat ng clients namin foreigners..at ang boss ko australian national..hihi.. : l o l :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:21PM

=) great =) good luck sa work m =)

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:23PM

syempre sayo din..goodluck.. : s m i l e :

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:01PM

absolutely! =) masaya na mahirap =) pero ang pinakamasayang araw sa call center ay ang sahod day!!!! nyahahha : l o l :

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:02PM

kahit naman siguro saan..ang pinakamasayang day yung payday..lapit na payday namin..hihi..kaka excite..=)

logicall •reply Jul-16-08@2:03PM

hahaha libre mq? i kid =)

bratt_eingel •reply Jul-16-08@2:03PM

haha..adik..

hybridenigma •reply Jul-17-08@1:54AM

haba ng takbo ng usapan nyo ah

logicall •reply Jul-17-08@7:27AM

uu heheh =) saya nga eh nyeheheh

bratt_eingel •reply

Jul 16, 2008 @ 1:44 PM

ang kulet..

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dwight_101 •reply

Jul 19, 2008 @ 7:22 AM

ynill •reply

Jul 27, 2008 @ 12:39 AM

pde b me mg apply? im here abroad but gus2 q ng bumlik jn s pinas.Miz q n kz lyf jn stn kht mhirp happy prn.. : s m i l e :

logicall •reply Jul-27-08@9:33PM

yes yes, mas mganda pg andito k n sa PI =)

ynill •reply Jul-28-08@2:25AM

ngsend n me ng CV..though ngd2lwang isip prn me..hehe..bhla na..tnz

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