Wala lang nabuhay Uli akoe...

While i was gone gumawa ako ng jokes pumunta pa me sa ilalim ng dagat para maglakbay at kinaibigan ko ang mga isda at nag patuloy sa cave of mystery....

Este lets start na...

1. When Di pa me ginagawa ng Diyos, I asked him to give me
Body, A feet to walk, a hands to write and a mouth to speak,
I asked also that Give me everything I need, So he agreed
with that, He start creating so when the time he was
finished, I became a baby i was so happy that time
I always laugh at my brother and sister Because their faces
looks like a cow and a pig and they laughed backed at me
I dont know why, When i Become Matured I realize why my
Brother and sister laugh at me Cause Im the Worse!!1
My face Looks Like a Goat!!!
"Lord i asked everything i need but wag nmn mukang goat T-T"


2. Juan Is too noisy at the classroom when his Teacher Notice
him,,,
Teacher; Juan para kang tamod.
Juan:Bakit sir..
Teacher: Masarap kang palabasin..





3. A Computer adict try to complain everthing in his life
"Tang inang CABALbalan yang mga pinag gagawa nyo!!"
"Why nmn, I Always RAN RANning from hooligans"
"Puta bat Di ako makapag COUNTER STRIKE Sa mga goons."
"Puta nawala ung Kotse ko Ang Galing nmn Un GRAND THEFT AUTO"

(sowee medjo Korniks!!)