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Forum Index Board - Category: Patawa Ka Talaga
Mga Salawikain Na nakakatawa
posted by (Apr 06, 2008 @ 6:10AM) views: 5939
*Ang taong nagigipit…sa bumbay kumakapit.

*Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.

*No guts, no glory… no ID, no entry

*Magbiro ka na sa lasing, Magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, ‘wag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.

*Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw minsan nasa….vulcanizing shop.

*Better late than pregnant

doblehin ang saktan!!!
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jaymel    •reply Apr 6, 2008 @ 6:22 AM
 
  beng072488    •reply    Apr-7-08@4:37AM
Birds of the same feather.......................







are the same birds
katrishans    •reply Apr 6, 2008 @ 6:43 AM
 
archael13    •reply Apr 6, 2008 @ 8:09 AM
 
ayy. antagal na nito..
krizes    •reply Apr 6, 2008 @ 6:41 PM
 
alybhe_18    •reply Apr 6, 2008 @ 7:14 PM
 
nakakaiyak nmn ang joke mo... kidding!!!
lumuluha n ko sa tuwa!! ang saya-saya... wala bng l8st?? wish ko lng...
  anyD    •reply    Apr-6-08@9:10PM
sarcasm
mikai_21    •reply Apr 6, 2008 @ 7:14 PM
 
xna_bebe    •reply Apr 6, 2008 @ 11:11 PM
 
whateverwhenever    •reply Apr 8, 2008 @ 10:23 AM
 
UY bagong bago.. nyahaha
iyakiNdaWak0    •reply Apr 9, 2008 @ 8:06 AM
 
errr


filampoako    •reply Apr 9, 2008 @ 2:01 PM
 
here's a Janina joke
What is your name? Ans: My name is Janina
Where do you live? Ans: My live is Paranaque
City (not sure place)
Where do you go to school? My go is U.E.
Do you think U.E. is proud of you right now?
Ans: Of course? they are fffroud of me bcuzzz I am very confident person.
...he-he...sorry janina, ikaw kasiu ang uso ngayon eh..di na si erap...
begz    •reply Apr 11, 2008 @ 1:57 AM
 
keyti    •reply Apr 22, 2008 @ 2:55 AM
 
damn! nice one!
camzy2007    •reply Apr 24, 2008 @ 8:39 PM
 
"doblehin ang saktan!!!"


wrong gramming..

hahahaha...

aaronj    •reply May 28, 2008 @ 4:22 PM
 
sORRY PO SA WRONG GRAMMING NG JOKE KO
sp00ky    •reply May 28, 2008 @ 5:37 PM
 
E2 kaya..

"The road to success is..............under construction please use the other road. Thank You!"

jocdgreat    •reply May 28, 2008 @ 10:22 PM
 
"Ang naglalakad ng matulin..... ay walang pamasahe!"

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