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Jok jok jok [5]
posted by anyD (Nov 20, 2007 @ 8:08AM) views: 2220
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ngayon lang uli ako nakapunta sa cat na toh,, : h i d e : 

hello hello : w a v e : 

basa tayo jokes para sumaya ang buhay : b o o k : 


***

CHINESE ON HIS DEATHBED:

akin panganay, anjan ba?

--opo!

akin junior, anjan ba?

--opo!

akin asawa, anjan ba?

--oo!

punyeta! lahat kayo andito?! wala tao tindahan!! : m a d : 


***

a couple at a wishing well..

boy leans over, made a wish
and throws a coin.

girl made a wish but leans too much,
falls and drowns!

boy: hala! ang bilis naman! : w h a t t h a : 


***

TEACHER: Juan, 1+3?

JUAN: hmm... 4 po ma'am!

TEACHER: very good! o ikaw naman Pedro, 3+1?

PEDRO: ayan na! ayan na! p*tah! pag yung
mahirap sa'kin! favoritism talaga toh eh! : f u r i o u s : 


***

Bakit mahirap humatsing nang 'di
mapapapikit ang mata?

Bakit di magalaw mag-isa
yung pinakamaliit na daliri sa paa?

Bakit di makahikab nang
nakasarado ang bibig?

Uuuyy.. Alam ko sinubukan mo yung sa paa! : n a u g h t y :  : r o l l : 


***

Tonyo: pare, nakalimutan mo na yata
yung utang mo sa akin na 800.

Tonying: hindi pare! Bigyan mo ako
ng kaunting panahon...








makakalimutan ko rin yun! : g r i n : 


***

Noel: Ipapangalan ko sa aking anak, LEON, baliktad ng NOEL.

Nino: Sa akin, ONIN, baliktad ng NINO.

Toto: Wag ninyo ako maisali-sali jan sa usapan nyo! : m a d : 


***


a chinese lady can't speak English.

at the grocery, she wanted to buy pork leg.

she showed her legs.


next day, she needed chicken breast.

she showed her breast.


the next day, she brought along her husband because she wanted sausage.


what did she do?


oh, thinking of something else, huh? you naughty mind!


her husband can speak English!


***

Life depends on the way you think.

For example, read this:


Mypenisinhermouth.


What did you read?


My pen is in her mouth.


Or did your naughty mind read something else? : n a u g h t y : 


***

hehe.. : g r i n : 

kung nabasa ninyo na yung iba.. wag na kayo umangal : s a k t a n : 

gud mornyt! : w a v e :  tutulog na ako : d o z e : 
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himescus    •reply Nov 20, 2007 @ 1:03 PM
 
nice po
  anyD    •reply    Nov-22-07@10:23PM
tenks po : t h a n x : 
magicBMD    •reply Nov 20, 2007 @ 4:05 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l : 
: s m i l e : 
gandanglolamo    •reply Nov 20, 2007 @ 4:24 PM
 
: c h e e r :  : c h e e r :  : c h e e r : 

http://www.cgena.com
krizes    •reply Nov 20, 2007 @ 5:11 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
msjoyce612    •reply Nov 20, 2007 @ 8:59 PM
 
: l o l : 
dave_jetlog    •reply Nov 20, 2007 @ 9:08 PM
 
ayos ng pen in her mouth ah!!!
: k a p e : 
  anyD    •reply    Nov-22-07@10:22PM
hekhek.. : n a u g h t y : 
  tanji_02    •reply    Nov-25-07@4:39AM
: r o l l : LOL!!!: r o l l : 
jeddsteelhead    •reply Nov 20, 2007 @ 9:32 PM
 
: s m i l e :  : g r i n :  : r a z z : 


Patalastas: ang umangal, PANGET!
“BANGIS (Chapters 29 & 30)”
http://www.tristancafe.com/forum/128295
: t a k a s :  makikiraan lang po!
newbie lang po!!!

Government warning:
“jeddsteelhead is slightly dangerous and so ADDICTIVE!”
gen_ganda    •reply Nov 20, 2007 @ 11:47 PM
 
: g a n u n : 
airspeed101    •reply Nov 21, 2007 @ 1:08 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l : 
sakura132    •reply Nov 21, 2007 @ 2:22 AM
 
: ?  : c r y :  : ? 
  anyD    •reply    Nov-22-07@10:21PM
: ? 
sexmachine69    •reply Nov 21, 2007 @ 3:40 AM
 
wahaahahahah! My Penis In Her Mouth!!!!!! : n a u g h t y : 
  anyD    •reply    Nov-22-07@10:21PM
yun yung nabasa mo noh? : r o l l : 
ann_31    •reply Nov 21, 2007 @ 4:02 AM
 
: l o l : 
youchan    •reply Nov 21, 2007 @ 11:32 PM
 
: l o l : 
ravlawe    •reply Nov 22, 2007 @ 2:22 AM
 
: r o l l : 
  anyD    •reply    Nov-22-07@10:21PM
: n a u g h t y : 
dEaThAnGeL_MaRa19    •reply Nov 22, 2007 @ 3:29 AM
 
ung sa paa kya ng nanay ko : l o l : 
  anyD    •reply    Nov-22-07@10:20PM
: b l u s h : 
coke_blitz    •reply Nov 22, 2007 @ 5:22 AM
 
: r a z z : 
  anyD    •reply    Nov-22-07@10:20PM
: r a z z : 
  katrishans_claud    •reply    Dec-5-07@5:26AM
la po xenxa po nagpapapansin ln pampam kze aq xenxa na
silverstix    •reply Nov 22, 2007 @ 6:21 AM
 
: s h o o t :  hahahahahahah^_^
  anyD    •reply    Nov-22-07@10:20PM
: b l u s h : 
silverstix    •reply Nov 22, 2007 @ 6:23 AM
 
katakot ka namn : t a z : 
  anyD    •reply    Nov-22-07@10:20PM
aw.. bakit naman ako nakakatakot? : ( 
miguel150    •reply Nov 22, 2007 @ 10:09 PM
 
wahahah gets ku ung sa sausage...... kaw ha... tska nsabi mo n sakin ung iba jan eh.... : l o l : 
  anyD    •reply    Nov-22-07@10:19PM
leche, kaw na lang magbabasa, kaw pa aangal.. ahaha : r o l l : 
  miguel150    •reply    Nov-22-07@10:25PM
ang arte namn juk juk lng eh : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
mentos    •reply Nov 23, 2007 @ 3:20 AM
 
: w o o h o o : 
katrishans_claud    •reply Nov 23, 2007 @ 6:43 AM
 
: r a z z :  : s m i l e :  : l o l :  : c o o l : 
PINAG TRIPAN LNG PO ANG SMILEY
puede na sasbe qu lng wla kze sulat lng puede d2 dba?? pasado na sa aken i2
nu b yn prang na sa board exam ingat lng
bka mgkarun ng leakage
  anyD    •reply    Nov-24-07@12:49PM
: ?  : ?  nu raw
pogi_points    •reply Nov 24, 2007 @ 1:15 AM
 
: h m m : 
  anyD    •reply    Nov-24-07@12:49PM
: m a d : 
love_suan2000    •reply Nov 24, 2007 @ 11:44 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
sobootiful22    •reply Nov 28, 2007 @ 1:46 AM
 
natatawa ako sa mga jokes neto hahaha sakit tiyan ko.!
beng072488    •reply Nov 28, 2007 @ 8:55 AM
 
nice thinking
yingying    •reply Mar 29, 2009 @ 1:27 AM
 
nagagalaw ko naman ng mag-isa yung pinakamaliit na daliri ko sa paa ah.. : r a z z : 
zZzbhatzZz    •reply Jun 18, 2009 @ 8:24 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
black_white    •reply Jul 3, 2009 @ 4:05 AM
 
: c h e e r :  : c h e e r :  : g r i n :  : l u v :  : b l u s h : 

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