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Main Forum - Category:Patawa Ka Talaga
Peace Ulet
weeee second post~~~~ hmmm bored again....school sucks today!
damn STs!well i cant sleep so here we go!!!!!!! ----------------------------------- ----------------------------- ...Sa Restaurant... Man:Waiter,bakit ang tagal ng inorder ko?!Ilan ba ang cook niyo? Waiter:Ay,suri nimo sir!!!!la man kami cuk,pipsi lang pu! ----------------------------------- ----------------------------- Sinner:Father,Patawarin niyo po ako....nag nakaw po ako ng mga rubber shoes kagabi,nike,adidas,converse etc! Priest:Hmmm....mayroon ka bang size 8?pahingi nga! ----------------------------------- ----------------------------- A boy asked a priest.... Boy:Father,What is your hobby? Priest:Nun,My Son,Nun!!! ----------------------------------- ----------------------------- Chinese:ako swelte,deyt ako tsik motel.pakalabas ko,kita ko akyen asawa kasama lima lalaki. Sila tsek-in,ako taho hini ako huli.swelte talaka!!!glabe aken kaba ----------------------------------- ----------------------------- Lulubog na ang barko.... Pari:San Pedro,San Jose... Madre:Sta. Fe,Sta. Lucia,Sta. Clara.... Intsik:Lubok na balko!tawak pa keyo pasahelo!!! ----------------------------------- ----------------------------- Hindi ba mahirAp kapag may sakit kA?HinDi ka MakAkaiN,hiNdi maka lunOk taPoS saSabiHiN pA ng NanAy Mo,siGe na aNaK,kuMaiN ka Na kaHiT TatLonG kuTsaRa LaNg!!!!Hay,paGkaiN nGa hiRaP LuNuKiN! KuTsArA pA keYa? ----------------------------------- ----------------------------- Class:Mam!Ang Baho!may umoToT! GurO:kuNg sino mAn anG umOtOt,biBigYaN ko Ng 95 na GrAdE!!! Predo:Mam Ako Po Un!gaWin nyo na Po 100 mAm!!!naTae RiN pO EkO!!! ----------------------------------- ----------------------------- Juan  octor!!!Doctor!!!I swallowed a bone!!!Doctor:Are you choking?! Juan:No!I'm Serious!!! ----------------------------------- ----------------------------- guys old jokes again~sorry im kinda bored so hell with the jokz lol!!!hehe hope still makes you laugh!! Share this post (facebook, email, twitter, etc) at pagpapalain ka ng husto.
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...Sa Restaurant...
Man:Waiter,bakit ang tagal ng inorder ko?!Ilan ba ang cook niyo? Waiter:Ay,suri nimo sir!!!!la man kami cuk,pipsi lang pu!
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intsik bugok! 
weeeeeee thanx