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~~Jok jok jok [2]~~ ~~Jok jok jok [3]~~ basa tayo ng jokes para sumaya ang buhay  *** Dir Dudung, Anak, nagostohan namen lahat ng padala nimu, pwera lang dun sa Nivea Moisturizing Milk! Nagtae mga kapatid mu! Niks tym, kape na lang. Nagmamahal, Inang ***  Naranasan mo na ba yung feeling na hintay ka ng hintay sa txt ng taong mahal mo? Hirap di ba? Masakit Lalo na kung biglang nag-beep yung fone mo, then excited mong binuksan! Yun pala... 11, 000 na ang nanalo ng free McDo.. Punyetang AutoloadMax yan!  *** teacher: ano ang ating pambansang hayop? nagsisimula sa letter K! student: kuto? teacher: no, nagtatapos sa letter W! student: kutow? teacher: mali, may sungay toh. student: DEMONYONG KUTOW??  teacher: get out!  *** question: why do men get out of bed in the middle of the night? survey said: 5% to get a glass of water 12% to go to the toilet 83% to go back home   langya! kumakabit!*** Jinggoy: dad! natikman mo ba yung inuwi kong m&m with peanuts kagabi? Erap: ah oo! masarap nga eh, kaso mahirap balatan. marumi sa kuko!  *** nagkasalang madre: father, nagkasala ako, nakahawak ako ng bird ng lalaki pari: ito holy water, hugasan mo kamay mo madre: dagdagan mo na father, pang mumog ko pa!  *** a chinese couple have their first baby d eyes wer big, d hair s curly, d skin s black... so d father gave d baby a beautiful name... SAM TING WONG.. *** Pedro: (suntok kay Juan) Juan: aray! bakit mo ako sinuntok?! Pedro: tinawag mo akong hippopotamus e! Juan: last year pa yun a! Pedro: ngayon ko lang nalaman hitsura nun! *** CURFEW: hanggang 10pm lang dapat sa daan. ang mahuhuli, babarilin. Officer: 9:45 pa lang, bat mo siya binaril? Sundalo: alam ko po bahay niya, di siya aabot. *** teacher: eto results ng exam neo.. nakakuha si Boyet ng 99% boyet: ano, ha?! kaya neo yun? di pa ako nagreview nun! wag na kayong mag-aral! kung ako sa inyo, magsi-uwi na lang kayo, mga kamote! low IQ! utak manok! nangingitlog na naman kayo! sinasayang nyo lang tuition neo! saksakan kayo ng bobo! teacher: okay.. the rest got 100%... *** sa Math class.. titser: juan, kung ako'y may 5 anak sa unang asawa at 5 ulit sa pangalawa, samakatuwid meron akong? juan: taglay na kalandian ma'am! *** AMO: day! bakit may bukol si Junior? INDAY: compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectual design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ. AMO: (nosebleed)  *** A new pastor moved into town and one Saturday, he went to visit his community. He came into a closed house but it was obvious that someone was home. He knocked several times but no one answered. He took a card and wrote, "Rev 3:20" The next day, he found the card on the offering plate. Written below his message was, "Genesis 3:10" After recalling the verse, he let out a roar of laughter.. Find out what was the message. You'll surely smile... Good night!  tutulog na ako 
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hahahhaa!! nakakatawa taallagaa!!
ggraabbeehh hahaha sabi ng pinsan ko na praning(?) na daw ak0h.. hahaha
rev 3:20
Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with me. genesis 3:10 He answered, "I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid."
out na koh ahhh dami makukulit d2 sa liko koh eh,,,,,,,,,,
question: why do men get out of bed
in the middle of the night? survey said: 5% to get a glass of water 12% to go to the toilet 83% to go back home 
ME LIKEY!!!
A new pastor moved into town and one Saturday, he went to visit his community. He came into a closed house but it was obvious that someone was home. He knocked several times but no one answered. He took a card and wrote, "Rev 3:20" The next day, he found the card on the offering plate. Written below his message was, "Genesis 3:10" After recalling the verse, he let out a roar of laughter.. :: leave a comment You need to be logged-in order to post comments.Still do not have an account? Register for free
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