MALU FERNANDEZ deserves our wrath. So here goes the...

Top 10 Things to Tell Malu Fernandez When You See IT

10: "Looking at you, we realize what a waste of skin you are."

9: "You've got more issues than PEOPLE Asia and the Manila Standard Today combined!"

8: "A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind."

7: "Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?"

6: "If your conscience could be surgically removed, it would be a minor operation."

5: "Whatever's eating you - must be suffering horribly."

4: "You are the reason God created the middle finger."

3: "There are several people in this world that we find loathsome - and you are all of them."

2: "If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!"

And the No. 1 thing to tell Malu Fernandez when you see IT...

1: "In case you die, we'd like to attend your funeral. However, we’ll probably just go to work that day. You know... business before pleasure."
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