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Bible Creatures
posted by (Aug 22, 2007 @ 5:47AM) views: 567
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours - Stephen Robert


Mahabang offtopic: to fidelita, wag kang magtago sa post mo. kawawa ka naman dahil hindi mo maipagtanggol ang mga kaengotan mo. nagpost ka pa ng bago pra maisalba yang pride mo, ang tinira mo lang nman puro ka-'pikon'-an ko daw. : l o l :  kung gusto mo ng debate, i'm ready. : w i n k : 
one last thing, ndi ko kinopya ang quote mo dahil maganda. : r o l l :  iyong-iyo yang quote mo, pra isa na ring patunay. wla pong maling opinyon. : r o l l : 
to phoenix, pacenxa na ndi ko ganong masagot post mo. muka pa namang puro galing sakin yung cinite mong 'sabi ng mga atheist' : g r i n :  busy sa school at work.


Pinakafave kong absurdities ng bible ang mga mythical creatures. : r a z z : 

Giants

1 Samuel 17:4.
A champion named Goliath, who was from Gath, came out of the Philistine camp. He was over nine feet tall.


Nine feet tall?? dinaig pa yung record ng guiness na 8 feet+. sayang wla pa kasing guiness baka narecord si Goliath na tallest man : l o l : 

Devils

Luke 11:14
Jesus was driving out a demon that was mute. When the demon left, the man who had been mute spoke


Devil! : l o l : 

Leviathan

Isaiah 27:1
In that day,
the LORD will punish with his sword,
his fierce, great and powerful sword,
Leviathan the gliding serpent,
Leviathan the coiling serpent;
he will slay the monster of the sea.


other recurrence: Isaiah 27:1, Psalms 74:14,Psalms 104:25,26, Job 3:8

asan na ang(si?) Leviathan ngayon? bka extinct na : n a u g h t y :  o bka nag-evolve? : c h e e r : 

Unicorns

Job 39:9-12
Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee? Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him? Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?


other recurrence: Psalm 22:21, 29:6, Numbers 23:22, 24:8, Deuteronomy 33:17

waw unicorn. unicorn is said to be located in India, ayon kay Ctesias. eh bka naextinct lang : l o l : 

Sorcerers
Exodus 7:22
But the Egyptian magicians did the same things by their secret arts, and Pharaoh's heart became hard; he would not listen to Moses and Aaron, just as the LORD had said.


other recurrence: Exodus 8:7, Exodus 8:18

eto amaze tlga ako dito sa mga sorcerers. may magic tlga sila : l o l : . at take note, nagagawa nila kung ano man yung kyang gawin ng diyos. turning water into blood, (galing!), making frogs come up... daig pa si David Blaine : l o l : 
 
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grayback23    •reply Aug 22, 2007 @ 5:56 AM
 
feel free na siraan ako. bka ndi na nman ako makpagtristan tom. : l o l :  ingat lang sa sasabihin. : n a u g h t y : 
  DYOBAN    •reply    Aug-22-07@6:51AM
Siraan ka? Are you suggesting na gawin ng mga tao yun sayo? : e s e p : 
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:18AM
miss ko na mang-asar eh : r o l l : 
  DYOBAN    •reply    Aug-23-07@6:07AM
: l o l :  Hala have fun : l o l : 
tacki    •reply Aug 22, 2007 @ 7:10 AM
 
ahmm

giants

so absudity rin si methuselah, if records ang basis natin?,..

unicorn

if i'm not wrong, it's quoted from the king james version. but that version also has errors. saka, other books explain that it is a "rhino"

sorcerers

yup, magic (dark magic) is real. just like aswang.

leviathan

it's just that it's extinct. it just happens that the animal in the ancient texts is unidentifiable, thus transliterating it, not translating it, as the word we know.
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:50AM
hmm, evidence?? pacenxa wikipedia ang source ko : r a z z : 
easle    •reply Aug 22, 2007 @ 11:01 AM
 
Sorcerers

Meron ba talaga niyan?




te fidelita : k i s s : 
  chuvanez99    •reply    Aug-22-07@11:09AM
meron...sa Iriga City, Madami ; )  ; ) 
  easle    •reply    Aug-22-07@11:10AM
: l o l :  : w a v e : 

hello ng Malaki.

wala yun duon nuh : l o l : 
  chuvanez99    •reply    Aug-22-07@11:15AM
syempre namn...may mga day-job yun noh... ska punta na cla sa manila...sa quiapo..heheh
: n a u g h t y : 
  easle    •reply    Aug-22-07@11:17AM
: r o l l : 
Ganun?Gusto ko rin maging sorcerer.
: r o l l : 

: n a u g h t y :  : l o l : 
frigid    •reply Aug 22, 2007 @ 8:03 PM
 
Naghahamon ng debate?: l o l : 
Tapos pag wala na masabi
parang parrot na gaya-gaya
Tapos kung anu-ano pa accusation
ang ginagawa para madivert
ang usapan.
Kung ma-corner wala na sa bait ang sagot.
: r o l l : 
  mang_daniel    •reply    Aug-22-07@11:26PM
frigid anong ung nasa profile mo
manaasar ka lng dito?
sira ulo ka yata
kulang sa iodin utak mo gago!
: l o l : 
  easle    •reply    Aug-22-07@11:30PM
: r o l l : 

: t a k a s : 
  mang_daniel    •reply    Aug-22-07@11:32PM
tamo nabubulol pako sa mangaasar..manaasar nasasabe ko.. : l o l :  di kasi ako nangaasar : l o l :  : r a z z : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:27AM
ay naku nagmamalinis : h m m : 
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:17AM
: r o l l :  t*nga ka lang tlga. bka ipamuka ko pa sayo yung mga kaengotan mo sa debate natin.! : n a u g h t y : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:26AM
sige nga : n a u g h t y : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:32AM
sige gayback patunayan mo : l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:33AM
sige gaybrokeback mountain patunayan mo kung totoo or hanggang salita ka lang : r o l l : 
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:40AM
see that? personal attack : l o l :  while me, laging pang-asar ko sa mga comment! may justification! kakahiya ka! : r o l l :  see ya frigid! ipopost ko sa blog ko mga kaignorantehan mo about evolution, etc. at ang mga flawed arguments mo : l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:42AM
Uh-oh, nagiging hypocrite sya : l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:43AM
I-post mo : l o l : 
  mang_daniel    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:59AM
hayaan mo na si frigid na banal na aso santong baluga : l o l : 
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:12AM
: l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:13AM
tignan mo nga naman
birds of the same feather stick together talaga : l o l : 
parehong hypocrite : r o l l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:26AM
gurang na daniel
ano?
sinimulan mo
bat ayaw mo sumakay?
: l o l : 
  mang_daniel    •reply    Aug-23-07@2:12AM
tamo kami pa tinawag na hypocrite..
basahin mo ung profile mo..
mangasar sa tristan ?di namin kelangan ng turo
mo.. dahil ikaw ang hypocrite
  mang_daniel    •reply    Aug-23-07@2:18AM
as a matter of fact : l o l : 
un ang aim mo mangasar manggulo tapos nagbabasa ka ng Bible? sinigaw ang hinaing mong walang kabuluhan...

saka pano mo nalaman na gurang ako? dahil sa nick ko?
di mo siguro alam between 15 to 19 ung age ko : l o l : 

dapat tawag sau SQUALOG : r o l l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@2:40AM
patunayan mo ngang mali ang ginagawa ko, sige nga at ng malaman kung may laman ang utak mo? : n a u g h t y : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@3:23AM
abnostic ka na rin ba? : l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@2:45AM
kailan ba kita tinuruan?
at wala ako balak turuan ka? : l o l : 
  mang_daniel    •reply    Aug-23-07@3:34AM
ginamit mo pa Bibliya sa katarantadohan mo
marien231    •reply Aug 23, 2007 @ 12:23 AM
 
haha..

sa pagkaka alam q ganto yung naka sulat sa bible eh..

Job 29:9-12

9" will the wild ox be willing to serve you?
will he bed by your manger?

10" can you bind the wild ox in the furrow with ropes? or will he plow the valleys behind you?

11"will you thrust him because his strenght is great? or will you leace your labor to him?

12" will you trust him to bring home your grain, and gather it to your threshing floor?"

haha atheist ka ba... bakit nmn nagbasa ka ng bible na iniba lang...

: ?  : h m m :  : h m m :  : h m m : 

well still Gob bless you!!!

God is not mocked.... : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : r a z z : 
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:48AM
New international Version ang gamit mo no? controversial yan, dahil binabago nila ang context ng bible pra wlang contradiction... wag mo basahin yan, ndi yan original
  issa    •reply    Aug-23-07@2:19AM
err, tanong lang pano mo malalamang kung alin ang original ot hindi : ? 
drukaliztah    •reply Aug 23, 2007 @ 12:30 AM
 
im with you grayback...

bago niyo kami tawaging atheist or something..

basahin niyo muna quote niya sa taas.. (akin na rin to ha?)


I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours - Stephen Robert
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:39AM
sino ba ang tumatawag sayong athiest? : h m m : 
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:48AM
: r a z z : 
  ph0enix    •reply    Aug-23-07@10:21AM
kuya kala ko ba atheist eh someone that does not believe that God/Supreme Being exists?kuya wait ko yung sagot mo sa mga questions ko dito ha:
http://www.tristancafe.com/forum/119994
pag sasagot ka naman kuya wag masyadong vague alam mo naman na ang hirap mag-isip pag medyo bias ehehe alam mo siguro ibig kong sabihin nyahaha

sa lahat ng 'atheist':
Love and Peace : c h e e r :  : c h e e r : 
grayback23    •reply Aug 23, 2007 @ 12:37 AM
 
dagdag ko pa yung talking snake. nag-evolve na ata yung snake kya ndi na xa nagsasalita ngayon. : l o l :  at ewan ko ba kung bakit ndi yun kumakain ng dust eh yun ang parusa ni God sa kanya : l o l : 

to all non-sense commenters here like frigid (na isa pang malaks ang loob mang-asar, mali-mali nman

"ndi flat ang earth ayon sa bible"
"hindi 6000 years old ang earth ayon sa bible"
"ang tao galing sa unggoy, ayon sa evolution"
"Ikaw, paparusahan mo ba ang bata na nagkamali?"
"To answer your question(What's with those chariots?) kumuha ka ng kahoy at bakal, same size. Una, ilaglag mo sa ulo mo yung kahoy. Sunod ilaglag mo yung bakal sa ulo mo tapos balik ka sa akin kung alin ang masmasakit baka magkaroon ka ng idea."
"Bakit buhay pa ba si Adam? Did he not die?"
"wlang contradiction sa Ezra 1:9-11" gumawa pa ng panibagong post! : l o l : 
"Ano ang BIG BANG THEORY: dahil wala silang ibang maisalpak na explanation kaya ito muna ang GENERECALY ACCEPTED AS TRUE"
"Ano kaya ang dahilan at magagalit ang Dios kung mabasa mo ang sinulat nya sa kalangitan?"

at iba pa, tulad ng false analogies mo, digressing comments mo, avoiding question-tactics mo : n o t w o r t h y : ),

at dun sa mga nagpepresent ng illogical arguments, ty! may you never see me again : l o l :  : n a u g h t y : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:41AM
Alam ko ang sagot jan pero ayaw ko magpaliwanag : l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:18AM
Gunggong ka pala eh
Bakit isasalpak mo sa akin yung sinabi ng ibang tao kung at pinaliwanag ko na mali sila?
Saan ang bait mo?
: l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@3:17AM
"dagdag ko pa yung talking snake. nag-evolve na ata yung snake kya ndi na xa nagsasalita ngayon. at ewan ko ba kung bakit ndi yun kumakain ng dust eh yun ang parusa ni God sa kanya"

*Sus, Napakadali ng sagot jan
Ewan ko ba at hindi nakuha*
grayback23    •reply Aug 23, 2007 @ 12:53 AM
 
sawang-sawa na ko sa comment ng mga kristiyano (daw) dito : l o l :  last na post na siguro to : n a u g h t y :  : l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@12:57AM
Sige tumakbo ka : l o l : 
Style mo bulok
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:08AM
: r o l l :  ikaw tatakbuhan ko? mahiya ka nga sa sinasabi mo! : r o l l :  nkkswa na mga illogical arguments mo, pagtake mo ng verse sa bible kahit hindi nakakatulong, pagaargue ng wlang basehan, wlang justification!! : r o l l : . isa ka lang naman sa mga illogical fundamentalists na nakausap ko. : l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:15AM
Eh bobo ka paano mo makukuha : l o l : 
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:18AM
: r o l l :  frigid, stop it, ok? ayoko ng ipamukha ulit sayo yung mga mali2x mong argument...maawa ka sa sarili mo. isalba mo na lang yang pride mo sa ibang paraan, ok? : l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:21AM
Lumabas ka ng basement mo at ng maarawan ka : l o l : 
Para gumana naman utak mo.
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:22AM
Matagal na akong nang-aasar dito sa tristan at naka-zeroed in ako sayo ngayon sampo ng mga kagaya mo : l o l : 
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:30AM
o, pls. mapang-asar din ako, sa mga mali2x argument. kya ndi tatalab sakin yang personal attacks mo. nyahaha! : r o l l :  ns meeting you frig.
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:33AM
Sabihin mo na rin na ikaw ang pinakamagaling sa mundo wala ako pakialam : l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:00AM
sawang-sawa na sya
: o k l a n g y u n : 
ok lang yan gayback
: l o l : 
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:12AM
you know why sawang-swa na ko?? kase ang kikitid ng utak ng mga tao dito... hindi maintindihan ang pinepresent kong situation, argument. laging nagbibigay ng fallacy. buti pa dun sa pex... sus, para akong nagpaliwanag sa preschools : l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:14AM
hinuha mo lang yan
jan ka na lang mag master
maghinuha ka na lang : l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:02AM
Ano ka?
created
o nag-evolve ba sa unggoy?
: l o l : 
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:10AM
wla ng pipigil sayo mang-asar : s h r u g :  basta we know the truth nman dba?? : l o l : 
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:14AM
pls lang, wag mo nman ipahiya sarili mo. lumlabas kaignorantehan mo sa evolution! : r o l l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:19AM
Napaka self-righteous talaga ng loko. : l o l : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:26AM
Ano gayback
time to categorize kung ano sinasabi ko : l o l : 
Ad hominem ba? : n a u g h t y : 
: l o l : 
  grayback23    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:31AM
: l o l :  : r a z z : 
  frigid    •reply    Aug-23-07@1:37AM
abnostic : l o l : 
frigid    •reply Aug 23, 2007 @ 1:38 AM
 
Saan ka na abnostic : l o l : 
frigid    •reply Aug 23, 2007 @ 3:01 AM
 
Asan ang counter-arguement mo sa Ezra na topic?

Wala ka maisagot na matino?
: l o l : 
frigid    •reply Aug 23, 2007 @ 3:02 AM
 
Hinamon kita na ilabas ang iba pang sinasabi mong contradiction, sa Ezra pa lang tiklop ka na. : l o l : 
frigid    •reply Aug 23, 2007 @ 3:04 AM
 
Hinamon din kita na isa-isahin ang sinasabi mong mali. Anong sagot mo "Ayoko nga". : l o l : 
frigid    •reply Aug 23, 2007 @ 3:05 AM
 
Style mo pa na para makaiwas na sumagot sa mga tanong is ika-categorize, tina-tag mo ang mga pinagsasabi ng kung sino man. : l o l : 
frigid    •reply Aug 23, 2007 @ 3:26 AM
 
: b a n a n a 3 : 
muziica    •reply Aug 23, 2007 @ 5:14 AM
 
grayback tanong ko lang... ano bang mapapala sa pagiging atheist?? tell me at makikinig ako tol..













: p u n k : 
ItaK-TaK M0!
: r o c k e r : 
bullet_in_ur_head    •reply Aug 23, 2007 @ 6:12 AM
 
I respect your choice not to believe in God, the Bible or any "christian" doctrines.

However you should also how due respect to those who believe. Huwag ka nang magyabang na marami kang nakitang flaws sa bible, contradictions or whatever anomalies.

Kung ano ang gustong paniwalaan ng isang tao, igalang mo na lang, basta di ka naman napepwerwisyo.
  bullet_in_ur_head    •reply    Aug-23-07@6:12AM
*also show
maricel1124    •reply Sep 5, 2007 @ 2:13 AM
 
may i intervene here?well,it seems that you all don't know what you were really talking about.you all mixed up everything.i understood you did not understand actually what the bible is about.and basing it on the commentaries posted in here,it seems that you are all confused on what to believe.
first of all,i would like to know if grayback is really an atheist or just a trying hard claimer being one,but i don't really mind.because i have read atheist's written accounts and they have good,reasonable and sound judgment.although,they do deny "God" or a supreme being,nevertheless they have presented correct arguments and correct practice of their arguments.
and to avoid bias here,for the other comment posters,when you do argumentation,it is illogical and irrational to attack the personal aspect of your opponent,because it doesn't matter,after all you are arguing.
and for all, don't proudly conduct argumentations on things that you don't actually have knowledge of. it is not that i show why i got here,but honestly,one year of studying scripture is enough to relay you the grasp of what the bible is all about. : c o o l : 
maricel1124    •reply Sep 5, 2007 @ 2:29 AM
 
it may be true that the biblical figures mentioned are absurd, if it is understood the way we usually understand a literature in our modern time. because how could those characters be there in first place.isn't it? but the bible, or shall i say its original copy was not written acording to the styles and techniques modern writers would actually do. but the original copy doesn't already exist but rather the oldest manuscripts.nevertheless,these were written thousands of years ago.therefore it is a reality that ancient writers of the bible,wrote the accounts according to the literary style, tradition, and or techniques of their contemporary.so, the proper way of understanding the texts of the bible is by using the contemporary setting of the author,where/when he wrote the account.
philosophically speaking,this is similar when we read books written by some other writers.we set by the author's setting.
and by christian tradition, it must be read under the light of faith.
but, i understood, you are not scholars to do these strictly.but in away,try to become aware of it,so that your argumentations would not be nonsensical at all. : s m i l e :  : c o o l : 

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