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Work Virus(ganda toh, promise :D)
posted by deadlysweet (Aug 04, 2005 @ 10:24PM) views: 541

Work Virus

The Work Virus This is serious ... a "WORK" virus is on the loose... If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague ... DO NOT OPEN IT! The "work" virus has been circulating round our building for months and those who have been tempted to open it or even look at it have found that their social life is deleted and the brain ceases to function properly. If you do encounter "work" via e-mail, then to transmogrify the virus, send an e-mail to your boss with the words, "I've had enough of your shit... I'm off down to the pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain and your career will now be successfully destroyed. If you receive "work" in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest pub with two friends and order 3 pints. After repeating this action 14 times you will find that "work" will no longer trouble you. Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have anyone in your mailbox, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your life. Go out and get some friends you sad bastard!
: l o l :  : r o l l :  : l o l : 
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Tank20    •reply Aug 4, 2005 @ 10:38 PM
 
: r o l l :  : r o l l :  : r o l l :  ....

bwajajajajajaja!!!! : n a u g h t y : 

onga no?? kc si bukas ako ng bukas ng email galing ng bossman...maya nga mag lango na lang ako sa bar kaya? : l o l : 
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-4-05@10:59PM
hahahahha at least naman aminado ang lolo tangke, haneef di ba : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y : 
  wolf_csi    •reply    Aug-7-05@10:13AM
Bad influence ka deadlysweet : p u k p o k :  hehehe...
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-7-05@11:08PM
oi nde ahh eto ako an : a n g e l :  : b o w :  : n a u g h t y : 
skye    •reply Aug 5, 2005 @ 11:12 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-5-05@5:47PM
: l o l :  : l o l :  : r a z z : 
  skye    •reply    Aug-5-05@10:58PM
ok ah sis : r a z z : 
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-5-05@11:12PM
oo tawa din nga ako ng tawa kasi sobra sa kalokohan : l o l :  : l o l : 
  skye    •reply    Aug-5-05@11:31PM
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  musta pala
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-6-05@1:24AM
ok lang ako dito , ty : s m i l e : 
  skye    •reply    Aug-6-05@7:01PM
good sis sweet : s m i l e :  always take care : c h e e r : 
bibongtameme    •reply Aug 5, 2005 @ 2:14 PM
 
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  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-5-05@5:48PM
: n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : r a z z : 
smilet_heart    •reply Aug 6, 2005 @ 9:04 AM
 
: x  : x 
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-6-05@5:04PM
: n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : k i s s : 
  smilet_heart    •reply    Aug-7-05@1:13AM
: x  mishu
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-7-05@3:36AM
hamishu 2 : ( 
  smilet_heart    •reply    Aug-7-05@4:28AM
: b l u s h : 
d n t u nkakapag jusap sistah.. : ( 
hws the u are u nah? : s m i l e : 
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-7-05@6:55PM
kita ko yung msg mo sa kabilang artik ngaun lang, nagkasalisi tau kahapon. sori missy : k i s s : 
  smilet_heart    •reply    Aug-8-05@1:50AM
okiez lng un...
hope ur ok.....
mishu : k i s s : 
MariaKhaela    •reply Aug 6, 2005 @ 10:33 AM
 
im new
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-6-05@5:04PM
Welcome sa tristancafe!!! : c h e e r :  : c h e e r :  : c h e e r : 
haruuu    •reply Aug 6, 2005 @ 5:10 PM
 
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  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-6-05@5:46PM
oks na oks no parekoy : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : D 
  haruuu    •reply    Aug-7-05@12:52AM
oks na oks nga.. : l o l : 
jhing_18    •reply Aug 6, 2005 @ 6:58 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  masubukan nga yan : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-6-05@9:37PM
ok try mo nga pls, den let me know : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : l o l : 
angel_with_heaven12    •reply Aug 6, 2005 @ 11:02 PM
 
pano mo nalaman na basa mo na ba?
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-7-05@3:35AM
mukhang di mo yata na gets ang joke : ?  : h m m :  neways ty sa pagdalaw : D 
dark_angel_maria    •reply Aug 6, 2005 @ 11:31 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-7-05@3:37AM
wb ms dar angel, havent seen u for while : s m i l e : 
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-7-05@3:38AM
correction: dark
_ApRiLLe_    •reply Aug 7, 2005 @ 1:05 PM
 
nyahahahaha wahahahaha bwahahahah : r o l l : 

: r a z z : 
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-7-05@6:54PM
nyehehehehhehe : n a u g h t y :  : r a z z :  : k i s s : 
  smilet_heart    •reply    Aug-8-05@1:50AM
har har har har
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-9-05@9:07PM
jejejejejejeejje : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
macor    •reply Aug 7, 2005 @ 8:12 PM
 
: l o l :  : n a u g h t y :  : l o l : 
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-7-05@8:16PM
: n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : r a z z : 
EllaGhiE    •reply Aug 7, 2005 @ 8:28 PM
 
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  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-7-05@9:01PM
: n a u g h t y :  : r a z z : 
aprilksses    •reply Aug 7, 2005 @ 9:03 PM
 
nyahahaha! at my work I AM THE WORK VIRUS!!
Nobody opens me : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y : 
: l o l : 
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-7-05@9:08PM
oh my gashh! siguro kaw ang pinakamalala na work virus : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
  wolf_csi    •reply    Aug-8-05@1:36PM
SARS VIRUS !!! hehehe... : l o l : 
  deadlysweet    •reply    Aug-8-05@8:08PM
hala wolfsci tago ka ksses : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
edsel    •reply Aug 14, 2005 @ 10:25 PM
 
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