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Jok jok jok [3]
posted by anyD (Aug 02, 2007 @ 10:23PM) views: 2023
~~Jok jok jok~~
~~Jok jok jok [2]~~


basa tayo ng jokes para sumaya ang buhay : b o o k : 

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"Ang Alamat ng YUMMY"

Isang araw...




Pinanganak ako!




hahaha!

***

DOC: kambal anak mo, sister mo nagbigay ng names

GIRL: eh tanga yun! ano pinangalan?

DOC: sa girl, Denise..

GIRL: aba, ok yun. Eh sa boy?

DOC: Denephew : b l u s h : 

***

Anong sabi ng kotse sa bakang tumatawid?

"BEEF! BEEF!"

Eh ano namang sagot nung baka?

"T*ng *na MOO!"

***

Kailan mo masasabing pangit

ang isang magandang babae?

Answer: Pag tumabi sakin : g r i n : 

***

Thought to ponder:

hindi kaya ang dahilan ng

pagbaha sa panahon ni NOAH

ay dahil pinutol niya lahat ng puno

para gumawa ng arko?

Ano sa tingin mo?

***

Sabi nila, "Pag nadapa ka bumangon ka!"

Sabi ko naman, "Paano kung nadapa ako sa ibabaw ng hubad na katawan ng lalaking kinababaliwan ko? Sige nga... Babangon pa ba ako?"

***

Nagmimisa...

PARI: Sino sa inyo ang may kagalit?

(Taas kamay lahat pwera sa isang matandang babae.)

PARI: Si lola lang ang walang kagalit! Ano edad nyo lola?

LOLA: 93 anyos.

PARI: Tingnan ninyo si lola, 93 na, walang kagalit! Lola bakit wala kayong kagalit?

LOLA: Patay na ang mga p*tang *na!

***

Bakit daw ang utak nasa ulo at ang puso ay nasa dibdib?

Simple lang...

Pangit kasi tingnan kapag inluv ka eh tumitibok ang noo mo.

Laswa naman na kapag nag-iisip ka eh hinihimas mo dibdib mo.

Di ba? : r a z z : 

***

JUAN: Doc, ano deperensya ko?

DR: Cerebellum excavatum.

JUAN: Tagalugin nyo nga, Doc.

DR: Katangahan.

JUAN: Ano nga uli yung medical term?
Baka kasi may magtanong... : r a z z : 

***

Si DAN TORRES ng BICOL ay nagTNT sa US

nag grocery...

CASHIER: VISA or Master?

DAN (kabado): hanap VISA ko!

(sumakay ng auto, walang gas!)

GAS BOY: pay first!

DAN: naku pu! papers daw...

(run siya sa booth to call home!)

VOICE: hello! AT&T, may I help you?

DAN: alam nila na TNT ako!

(pawisang lumabas)

KANO: are you done?

DAN: kilala niya ako!

KANO: tourist?

DAN: pati apelyido ko!

KANO: be cool!

DAN: nay ko po! pati probinsya ko, alam!

: d e a d n a n a : 

***

Erap writing a request letter to order 2 geese.


"I would like to order 2 gooses."

Mali yata.

"I would like to order 2 geeses."

Mali rin yata. Ito na lang...

Dear Sir,

I would like to order 1 goose.
Thank you very much.

P.S. Please add 1 goose.

: r a z z : 

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: w a v e :  : t a k a s : 

kung nabasa ninyo na yung iba.. wag na kayo umangal : s a k t a n : 

: r a z z : 
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turnikels    •reply Aug 2, 2007 @ 10:52 PM
 
sagwa noong unang joke





joke din
: j o k e : 
  turnikels    •reply    Aug-2-07@10:54PM
: r a z z : 
  anyD    •reply    Aug-2-07@10:57PM
hehehe.. : r a z z : 
  turnikels    •reply    Aug-2-07@11:05PM
: h u g : 
  anyD    •reply    Aug-2-07@11:16PM
ay bat may hug? : b l u s h : 
qillua    •reply Aug 2, 2007 @ 10:58 PM
 
ay c lola patawa : l o l : 
seeley    •reply Aug 2, 2007 @ 11:21 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
pretty_innocent_004    •reply Aug 3, 2007 @ 12:00 AM
 
galeng! : r o l l :  : g a l e n g : 
rayl    •reply Aug 3, 2007 @ 12:52 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
seksayktakyular    •reply Aug 3, 2007 @ 3:08 AM
 
: l o l : 
peacemaker_13    •reply Aug 3, 2007 @ 3:09 AM
 
: p e a c e : maker : r a z z : 
grayback23    •reply Aug 3, 2007 @ 7:37 AM
 
: l o l : 
sarahllaine    •reply Aug 3, 2007 @ 11:52 PM
 
AsteeG din pOh.... : g r i n : 
peterlou    •reply Aug 5, 2007 @ 2:44 AM
 
: p adaan lang:
F_L_a_i_R    •reply Aug 5, 2007 @ 6:50 PM
 
: l o l : 
Stella_06    •reply Aug 7, 2007 @ 11:23 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
fjm    •reply Aug 16, 2007 @ 11:36 PM
 
: h u g : 
namis ku namag basa ng mga jokes dito sa tristan ah hehe
: l o l : 
Fix_mE_Im_brOkeN    •reply Aug 18, 2007 @ 1:15 AM
 
: l o l : 
whayegon    •reply Aug 24, 2007 @ 8:07 PM
 
: g a l e n g : 
xxariannexx    •reply Aug 24, 2007 @ 10:31 PM
 
: l o l : 
santo_nicholas_astig    •reply Aug 25, 2007 @ 4:27 AM
 
: l o l : 
marcneil23    •reply Sep 3, 2007 @ 8:18 AM
 
: l o l : 
PnAyxAng3L    •reply Sep 3, 2007 @ 11:29 AM
 
hahaha!! yung goose talaga yung favorite koohh!! umiyak tuloy ak0h.. kc tawa ng tawa eehh!! : r o l l : 
  anyD    •reply    Sep-4-07@7:36AM
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 

naimagine tuloy kita
ravlawe    •reply Nov 22, 2007 @ 11:46 PM
 
: r o l l : 
nak ng : l o l : 
yingying    •reply Mar 29, 2009 @ 1:47 AM
 
: r o l l :  waaah : l o l : 
zZzbhatzZz    •reply Jun 18, 2009 @ 8:15 AM
 
: l o l : 
kikopal    •reply Dec 22, 2009 @ 2:37 PM
 
P.S. hahahaha

Be Cool! hahaha

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