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Jok jok jok [2]
posted by (Jul 02, 2007 @ 5:38AM) views: 2532
~~Jok jok jok~~


basa tayo ng jokes para sumaya ang buhay : b o o k : 

***

thought for the day:

lahat ng problema may solusyon

kapag walang solusyon, wag mo nang problemahin.... ;p

***

some species of bio illuminating

corals only glow when

they are together...

relevance?

wala lang...

..para kunyari madunong ako.. hehehe

***

when
I
first
know
u,
I never
tot
u'd
be
dat
special
to
me
jz
wt
u r
ryt
now.
I
may not
b
xpresiv
n
wat
I
fil..
But
2
tel u
honestly...
uv bin

waaaaah!! Hirap
mag english!

Hello na lang.. : b l u s h : 

***

s Likod ng
mga ngiti
may mga Luha..

s Likod ng
mga biro
nagtatago ang problema..

hindi ka man
Laging tunay na masaya,
tandaan mo
sa Likod ng bawat tao..

may pwet : e v i l : 

***

kpg bored ka na at
wala ka ng mahanap
na pwedeng gawin,
magbukas ka ng zipper.
ilagay mo ang kamay mo sa loob
at ilabas mo..

ang libro sa bag mo! magbasa ka!

***

nakakainis di ba?

bakit?

ikaw nga imaginin mo nanay mo

kumakanta ng...

mechado burger, mechado burger.. =)

***

Nanay: ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. tamad tamad mo!

Anak: kapag baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun! =p

***

Boy nahulog sa septic tank, sumigaw:

Sunog! Sunog!

Dumating ang bumbero, naligtas siya

Bumbero: Bakit sunog sinigaw mo?

Boy: Kung tae ba, pupunta kayo? TAE! TAE! ganun??

***

: w a v e :  : t a k a s : 

kung nabasa ninyo na yung iba.. wag na kayo umangal : s a k t a n : 

: b l u s h : 

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aneehr_18    •reply Jul 2, 2007 @ 6:16 AM
 
nanay naman eh! : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
asoyretsim    •reply Jul 2, 2007 @ 6:21 AM
 
: b a l l e t : 
buboy1023    •reply Jul 2, 2007 @ 6:33 AM
 
: b a l i w : 
sanmigstrongice    •reply Jul 2, 2007 @ 6:46 AM
 
nanay : r o l l : 
sanmigstrongice    •reply Jul 2, 2007 @ 6:52 AM
 
dito ka pala natambay minsan ah...
  anyD    •reply    Jul-4-07@8:43AM
opo : r a z z : 
mybobo    •reply Jul 2, 2007 @ 8:01 AM
 
natawa ako sa anak..na-insecure sa baboy hahaha! : b a l i k n a n a :  : t u m b l i n g :  : s p l i t : 
wOwORunCh08    •reply Jul 2, 2007 @ 8:37 AM
 
: r o l l : 


: s u g o d 2 : 
msjoyce612    •reply Jul 2, 2007 @ 5:45 PM
 
... tagal koh d nakatambay d2 hah... : m a d : 

anyD d2 nah bah tambayan u? tinutuloy u pah bah ung story moh? : ? 
  anyD    •reply    Jul-4-07@8:44AM
ay sorry po sis.. hehe.. pakalat kalat naman ako dito.. yung story ko... syado na akong busy eh.. la na nga akong panahon dun : c r y : 
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jeddsteelhead    •reply Jul 3, 2007 @ 12:12 AM
 
ang BABOY naman...wag ganun!!! : l o l :  : l o l : 

: t a k a s : makikiraan lang po!!!
khatez8    •reply Jul 3, 2007 @ 2:18 AM
 
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cute_kitty072007    •reply Jul 3, 2007 @ 3:52 AM
 
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mark_joker49    •reply Jul 3, 2007 @ 3:52 AM
 
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ziralc    •reply Jul 3, 2007 @ 6:23 AM
 
haha mechado burger! mechado burger!!!!
wahahahahahah : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
cRuSh_kitA08    •reply Jul 3, 2007 @ 7:18 AM
 
nay umaus ka kasi... ikaw na maging anak : l o l : 
trickot    •reply Jul 3, 2007 @ 7:55 AM
 
http://www.tristancafe.com/forum/114583


-=luv dizz
: l o l : 

kpg bored ka na at
wala ka ng mahanap
na pwedeng gawin,
magbukas ka ng zipper.
ilagay mo ang kamay mo sa loob
at ilabas mo..

ang libro sa bag mo! m

magbasa ka!
MeAn_GaL    •reply Jul 6, 2007 @ 6:12 AM
 
: l o l : 
rayl    •reply Aug 3, 2007 @ 12:56 AM
 
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Stella_06    •reply Aug 7, 2007 @ 11:25 PM
 
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issa    •reply Oct 2, 2007 @ 3:39 AM
 
some species of bio illuminating

corals only glow when

they are together...

relevance?

wala lang...

..para kunyari madunong ako.. hehehe

: r o l l :  : r o l l :  : r o l l : 
aries_james    •reply Dec 3, 2007 @ 4:26 AM
 
tae! tae!!!!
yingying    •reply Mar 29, 2009 @ 1:50 AM
 
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zZzbhatzZz    •reply Jun 18, 2009 @ 8:12 AM
 
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imsoo_hurt    •reply Jun 19, 2009 @ 1:54 AM
 
kpg bored ka na at
wala ka ng mahanap
na pwedeng gawin,
magbukas ka ng zipper.
ilagay mo ang kamay mo sa loob
at ilabas mo..

ang libro sa bag mo! magbasa ka!



akala naman kng anu ee. : r o l l : 

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