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Naughty & Funny Jokes [PART 37]
posted by sexmachine69 (May 04, 2007 @ 5:01AM) views: 1066


Part 37 na!!! : a u s t i n : 


Genie

Ngongo humiling sa Genie.

Ngongo: Gusto ko maging pongi!

Genie: Matutupad!

Ngongo: Bakit may ngiwa at muhok ang mukha ko?

Genie: Akala ko gusto mo maging poki!
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Kiki

Ang kiki. Bow.
Isang ari na bawal sa pari
Nakalaan para sa titi
Pero nalalaro ng daliri
Amoy panghi dahil babad sa ihi
Ang kiki. Bow.
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Suspetsa

Girl1: Alam mo, suspetsa ko, bakla bf mo.

Girl2: Bakit naman?

Girl1: Kasi ang titi, lasang tae.
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Escoba

Boy: Mommy, ano yang itim na damo sa'yo kapag nakahubad ka.

Mommy: Wala yan. Escoba lang yan.

Boy: Ah kaya pla makinis mukha ni tatay, nakita ko kiskis niya sa mukha eskoba ni Inday.
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Bra size ng mga celebrities:

Inez Veneracion: A-cup

Rita Magdalena: B-cup

Ara Mina: C-cup

Joyce Jimenez: World Cup
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Thermometer

Mrs: Doc, mainit ang loob ng pwet ko.

Doc: Lagyan ko ng thermometer.

Mrs: Hiya ako eh.

Doc: Papatayin ko ang ilaw.

Pinatay ang ilaw.

Mrs: Doc, di yan pwet ko.

Doc: Di rin naman to thermometer eh.
-------------------------

4 Dahilan kung bakit mahirap maging pekpek:

First, iyak ng dugo kada buwan.

Second, pasok ulong laging lasing sabay suka.

Third, sugat ayaw gumaling.

Lastly, ligo lagi, bantot pa rin.
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qillua    •reply May 4, 2007 @ 5:17 AM
 
grim but its alright,,, : s m i l e : 
360_below    •reply May 4, 2007 @ 5:19 AM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 

pasaway...hirap maging fokeningning : m a d : 
rosiejan    •reply May 4, 2007 @ 5:38 AM
 
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hottestgal_roxy27    •reply May 4, 2007 @ 5:41 AM
 
: c e l l : 
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gling nman.
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sin_1i1    •reply May 4, 2007 @ 5:59 AM
 
: n a u g h t y : 
kevin35    •reply May 4, 2007 @ 8:32 AM
 
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gashock    •reply May 4, 2007 @ 9:52 AM
 
yiyiyeah! i IDOLIZATION you very much! : n o t w o r t h y : 
wish you more superpowers to post Part 38, 39, 40 blah blahness and so on!
da best! : c h e e r :  : c h e e r : 
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  sexmachine69    •reply    May-6-07@7:22AM
: t h a n k y o u :  : n a u g h t y : 
ann_31    •reply May 4, 2007 @ 5:01 PM
 
galeng!
6_feet_under    •reply May 4, 2007 @ 5:37 PM
 
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tall_loner    •reply May 4, 2007 @ 5:45 PM
 
HAHAHAHA!! UR MY NEW JOKE IDOL! : n o t w o r t h y : 
goth_princess_myca    •reply May 4, 2007 @ 7:37 PM
 
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love_suan2000    •reply May 5, 2007 @ 11:11 PM
 
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Shanaia    •reply May 6, 2007 @ 5:59 AM
 
Congrats mag 100 post ka na
french_smile    •reply May 6, 2007 @ 7:56 AM
 
nice.. kktwa mga p0st m0.. : l o l : 
  sexmachine69    •reply    May-6-07@8:16AM
: t h a n x :  : n a u g h t y : 
dEaThAnGeL_MaRa19    •reply May 6, 2007 @ 8:27 AM
 
Thermometer

Mrs: Doc, mainit ang loob ng pwet ko.

Doc: Lagyan ko ng thermometer.

Mrs: Hiya ako eh.

Doc: Papatayin ko ang ilaw.

Pinatay ang ilaw.

Mrs: Doc, di yan pwet ko.

Doc: Di rin naman to thermometer eh.
-------------------------

4 Dahilan kung bakit mahirap maging pekpek:

First, iyak ng dugo kada buwan.

Second, pasok ulong laging lasing sabay suka.

Third, sugat ayaw gumaling.

Lastly, ligo lagi, bantot pa rin.




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lapseofsanity    •reply May 7, 2007 @ 11:31 PM
 
UR D BEAST : n o t w o r t h y :  !
CdtPlebo    •reply Nov 5, 2009 @ 7:10 PM
 
tlga bang lge bantot un?

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