2003 06 09

d assistant (2:32:44 PM): and you too
d assistant (2:34:23 PM): ikaw talaga! you want me to get connected then you went inside the conference room!
d assistant (2:34:54 PM): hmph! as in hmph! talaga
d assistant (2:49:31 PM): oist! i'm going to show you the pictures of my beautiful sisters just 2 pix actually
d boss(2:55:11 PM): im back, ok
d boss(2:55:11 PM): lunch later?
d assistant (2:56:12 PM): nyak! makakahalata na ang mga yun noh!
d boss(2:57:05 PM): would you like to join me for lunch?
d assistant (2:58:06 PM): i'd like to but the others might smell something fishy na okei?
d assistant (3:17:29 PM): pa -serious effect ka pa ha
d assistant (3:21:46 PM): i haven't got anything did you send a message?!?
d boss(3:27:31 PM): Hi, you are beautiful. you are the prettiest among your sisters.
d assistant (3:28:06 PM): thank you for the compliment kind sire...you told me you're going to explain to me remember...the one we talked about last friday?
d boss(3:31:34 PM): i know. but not now. within the week. have a lot on my mind kasi. of course, you're included
d assistant (3:32:44 PM): why?!? is it something personal or work?...
d assistant (3:33:34 PM): i really think we really really need to talk....para i won't make kulit
d boss(5:31:52 PM): network a bit slow.
d boss(5:31:57 PM): back online again
d boss(5:31:57 PM): im going to grab lunch now. see you a bit later.
d assistant (6:07:24 PM): hay naku!hanggang ym na lang ang kiss nya....sad yun
d boss(6:15:10 PM): HI
d boss(6:19:53 PM): are you going for a smoke?
d assistant (6:22:01 PM): y are you asking if i'm going for a smoke?
d boss(6:34:26 PM): just asking, why is it a crime to ask?
d assistant (6:37:05 PM): why?!? i'm going for a smoke na
d assistant (6:37:25 PM): close your ym please...


2003 06 10
d assistant (7:26:36 PM): hi!
d assistant (7:32:21 PM): hi you there?!?
d boss(7:34:58 PM): hi, im so sleepy
d boss(7:35:08 PM): tired, but a good tired feeling
d assistant (7:35:20 PM): yeah, me too...
d assistant (7:36:09 PM): my cousin asked me if i'm wearing a thong i told her no and she said why not?!?! hahahahahaha
d boss(7:38:14 PM): it was good. i really enjoyed being with you. and i thought you were naive too...
d assistant (7:39:19 PM): who said i'm naive?!? my looks fool everybody mind you...

2003 06 11
d boss(5:42:19 PM): hi there
d assistant (5:42:34 PM): hello!
d assistant (5:42:48 PM): this is what you like...
d boss(5:47:46 PM): really? maybe not. i want something else. how did you know? is it something you like too
d assistant (5:48:29 PM): not gonna say anything...
d boss(5:50:49 PM): thanks for the card
d assistant (5:51:14 PM): welcome
d boss(5:51:16 PM): cards, i mean.
d assistant (5:52:00 PM): so what do you think of my letter?...aren't you gonna say something about it?!?
d boss(5:52:58 PM): honestly, im saddened by your resignation letter. its not sinking in well for me. i dont know why.
d assistant (5:54:01 PM): it'll be okay...you'll see i believe it's all for the best
d assistant (6:49:01 PM): why haven't you replied mister?!?

2003 06 17
d assistant (3:45:37 PM): my!!!you are mabagal!!!
d assistant (3:48:54 PM): hello! y are you buzzing?!?
d assistant (3:49:47 PM): what are you doing right now?!? are you wearing blue?
d boss(3:50:43 PM): yes, how did you know? blue shirt, brown pants
d assistant (3:51:26 PM): hahahahaha because its in your subconscious already...
d assistant (3:51:44 PM): because you know i love blue
d assistant (3:53:37 PM): its nice when i buzz...look!
d assistant (3:55:06 PM): y are you mabagal?!?
d assistant (4:06:29 PM): hello!!!!!!!
d boss(4:13:03 PM): sorry, working also on something
d boss(4:13:04 PM):
d boss(4:13:04 PM):
d boss(4:13:04 PM): try clicking on the dogs, its cute.
d boss(4:13:04 PM): you still there?
d boss(4:13:04 PM): network is just really slow
d boss(4:13:04 PM): try clicking on the dogs. its cute
d assistant (4:13:42 PM): hah! i did click them its cute!!
d assistant (4:54:35 PM): hello! i'm still alive !!!! but still no one to talk to
d assistant (4:58:52 PM):
d boss(5:15:28 PM): ok, but if you keep yourself busy, you wouldn't mind not having anyone to talk to, right?
d assistant (5:16:12 PM): hello!!!miss you na ah! i'm talking with someone na
d assistant (5:16:59 PM): guess mo c'mon!!!!
d assistant (5:25:10 PM):
d assistant (5:33:27 PM):
d boss(6:04:19 PM): ok, thats good. please get to work on your stuff also. i will make it up to you tomorrow. ok
d boss(6:04:20 PM): you are talking to r***
d boss(6:04:21 PM): what are you doing?
d assistant (6:05:07 PM): calling schools..
d assistant (6:05:51 PM): i'm not talking to r*** but with m*****..as in m***** college
d assistant (6:06:20 PM): you will make it up to me how?? in what way?!?
d boss(6:35:38 PM): i see. who is miriam
d boss(6:35:41 PM): i don't know. you can use your imagination
d assistant (6:37:18 PM): HAHAHA!!! obviously you don't have someone to talk to
d assistant (6:38:45 PM): you know what?!? you're the one who has to practice your imagination
d boss(6:54:35 PM): delayed reaction
d boss(6:54:35 PM): im just seeing if you are getting my messages on time. obviously the network is painfully slow.
d assistant (6:55:11 PM): obviously yes!
d boss(7:13:26 PM): well, i know i can be very imaginative but it would be considered beyond rated R
d assistant (7:14:43 PM): i know its rated r
d boss(8:02:39 PM): its not rated r....but rather 6 more letters after R.
d assistant (8:06:44 PM): hello! super kaasar because of the long intervals of our messages k****** already made me an account...super dami na...and please tell me how to screen them like if you want women only or should i include some men..anyway...m excited to see u tom. als
d assistant (8:11:21 PM): what?!? i didn't get it? what's 6 more letters after R? what is it?!?

2003 06 19
d boss(4:10:08 PM): Hi, how are you?
d assistant (4:12:47 PM): i'm fine. and you? eat your lunch na.
d boss(4:14:33 PM): i have no appetite to eat. i have an appetite for something else actually, i had a heavy breakfast
d boss(4:14:50 PM): right now, i just don't feel so well. had too much on my mind this morning.
d assistant (4:15:30 PM): yeah, i can see that..you look worried and you sound worried. why?
d boss(4:15:51 PM): anyway, its nice to see you and you look so good as usual.
d boss(4:15:51 PM): im actually thinking of having some coffee. would you like to join me?
d assistant (4:16:39 PM): i would like to because you owe me one but the others might say something very very bad...
d boss(4:16:56 PM): my the network is fast today
d boss(4:17:02 PM): im worried about business and other things
d assistant (4:18:26 PM): oh yes network's fast but we don't know who are the other people reading our messages to each other.
d assistant (4:18:56 PM): you're always worried...you'll get a lot of wrinkles sige ka
d boss(4:19:36 PM): i dont think they can anyway, read our messages.
d boss(4:20:17 PM): i know i worry and i think ive grown older faster the last 6 months
d assistant (4:20:45 PM): my,my, mister!!!meron ng software for that! my cousin's boyfriend told me about it and he's really good with computers...
d assistant (4:21:08 PM): you look older?!? c'mon!FISHING!!!!
d boss(4:22:10 PM): well, perhaps, but i doubt its that good. besides, our network isn't that sophisticated. it will be hard for anyone to do so except for k******.
d assistant (4:23:55 PM): yeah right...suit yourself with that thought...
d boss(4:24:33 PM): would you like to have coffee with me?
d assistant (4:25:09 PM): i said yes. but..the others..
d boss(4:26:39 PM): i didn't get your answer earlier. as for the others, lets see....hmmm
d boss(4:26:45 PM): are you planning to step out and do something?
d assistant (4:27:11 PM): what would you like me to do?!?
d boss(4:28:10 PM): i would like you to do lots of things...
d boss(4:28:21 PM): nothing, just asking if you were planning to go out like grab a bite to eat or smoke or whatever
d boss(4:28:59 PM): its either you step out and i follow say like 10 minutes later or i step out and you follow 10 minutes later.
d assistant (4:30:47 PM): yeah,wanted to smoke for hours na...where are we going to meet? i'll go first and don't forget to close your ym.
d boss(4:33:11 PM): im thinking of a place where we can get some coffee...i still owe you a frap...actually, we can always go to starbucks and stay on the second floor
d assistant (4:34:29 PM): can i smoke there?!? if not, it's still okei...but i didn't know there's a 2nd floor!
d boss(4:35:54 PM): yep there is
d boss(4:36:35 PM): ok, see you
d boss(7:34:20 PM): Hi

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2003 06 20
d assistant (12:12:11 AM): did i tell you i'm wearing all black.....
d boss(12:16:00 AM): why are you upset with me?
d assistant (12:17:34 AM): hahahaha..nothing!
d boss(12:19:24 AM): well, im upset with you!
d assistant (12:20:13 AM): why?!?
d boss(12:21:04 AM): because you are wearing all black and its making me frustrated!
d assistant (12:21:53 AM): told you...your loss
d boss(12:22:50 AM): i want to make love to you right now!
d assistant (12:24:36 AM): hmmmm....it doesn't look like you really want...i'm looking at you...nah you'll survive...
d boss(12:28:13 AM): lets make love later
d assistant (12:32:49 AM): ahmmm...i thought you have a meeting with sir a***?!?
d boss(12:35:01 AM): im thinking of this morning
d assistant (12:36:49 AM): what?!? how?!? shucks...i do want to but...can't think straight right now...still sleepy...think for me.
d boss(12:47:25 AM): ok, if i think for you then it will be definitely that which I want... let me think first too and make a good plan :
d boss(12:47:48 AM): I really do want to make love to you...but im also busy with paperwork...what to do..what to do...my what a dilema.

2003 06 23
d boss(3:35:20 PM): HI!
d assistant (3:35:36 PM): hello
d boss(3:36:51 PM): how is your work coming along?
d boss(3:37:29 PM): aaw, cannot see the autumn leaves
d assistant (3:37:33 PM): doing fine...y are you being makulit about it?
d boss(3:40:01 PM): i just like to make kulit im worried as usual
d assistant (3:40:34 PM): i'm the one who's suppose to be makulit...well i am being makulit just want to finish the report.
d assistant (3:41:39 PM): will do the usual calls after the report. i promise anyway...you're gwapo today because you're wearing blue
d boss(3:41:47 PM): ok, good. i also need for you to work on the applicants and the production requirements for waterfront. sorry to bother you
d assistant (3:42:40 PM): you really want to make me busy so i won't have the time to look for another job is that it?
d boss(3:43:43 PM): have you tried clicking on the monkey? he is bagay for you hahaha, just kidding
d boss(3:44:22 PM): ofcourse not, its really needed work. wouldn't you like to leave with a good feeling of accomplishment?
d boss(3:45:23 PM): ok, thanks for working on it. and yes, you are gwapa today coz you're wearing blue too.
d assistant (3:45:42 PM): yeah right! i want to yes, and i want to have a job waiting for me too when i leave here
d assistant (3:46:12 PM): this is not blue but mint green color blind!!!
d boss(3:48:17 PM): well, its almost like blue so i guess you're almost gwapa....hehehe...just kidding...you're gwapa!
d assistant (3:51:07 PM): hah! kala mo! you just don't know what you're losing right at this moment
d assistant (3:51:14 PM):
d boss(3:52:19 PM): sure...tease me...because the more you do..the more you're going to get it!
d assistant (3:52:47 PM): yeah right! so make a guess!
d boss(3:54:20 PM): well, let me imagine...you're wearing thongs again...or maybe you're just not wearing any underwear.
d assistant (3:55:25 PM): i'll just let you think about it the whoooooooooooole day
d boss(3:56:41 PM): well, i will see if i can think about it all day...because i might rather think of something else...could be nasty or could be more nasty...hahaha
d assistant (3:57:25 PM): and what will it be mister?!?
d assistant (3:58:01 PM): tell me...i might just help you to get through it
d boss(3:58:13 PM): thats for you to wonder all day long too
d assistant (4:00:01 PM): that's your choice? oh well, i'm not the one who'll suffer in struggling just to make it down...
d boss(4:06:19 PM): well, im also not the only one who'll suffer since i know you want it too... im really starting to imagine it to the point that its going to be quite a challenge to pull it off.
d assistant (5:06:45 PM): oist bakit ka serious?!?
d assistant (5:06:53 PM):
d boss(5:13:57 PM): i have to be, otherwise my mind will start to wander...don't make me wander, you won't like it when I wander.
d assistant (5:15:20 PM): are you quite sure i won't like it?...if i were you...i won't be too sure...
d assistant (5:22:21 PM): what did you send me? what message?
d boss(5:22:29 PM): hmmm, there you go again...question...if you were thinking of doing something that had to be very discreet at this moment...how and where would you do so? lets see how creative you can be...
d assistant (5:23:14 PM): kasi you won't follow me outside eh noh!!
d boss(5:23:22 PM): if you didnt get the message...too bad...its a one-time message only.
d assistant (5:24:07 PM): why am i the one who has to think about it? why not you?, you're older
d boss(5:27:08 PM): ofcourse i cant follow you outside...once in a while we have to break the routine so it wont be obvious...my oh my...im older yes so as your senior i require you to think of it
d assistant (5:28:44 PM): ang yabang!!!!i'm loaded na nga ....and i haven't eaten i'm starting to get dizzy...then you're making me think pa
d boss(5:31:24 PM): excuses, excuses... step out please and into the FE
d assistant (6:48:15 PM): are you going home late?
d boss(7:07:24 PM): You sound so happy! thats good... my im also happy and ...h_ _ _ y
d assistant (7:07:47 PM): hey, me too
d boss(7:17:38 PM): sigh...so what do we do about it...any suggestions?
d assistant (7:21:59 PM): are you free tonight?hahahahaha i can't believe i'm asking you!!!!!
d boss(7:32:49 PM): damn...im not free tonite...but I will set up a night...i still have to work after this...aaaarggghh...why do you do this to me
d boss(7:34:40 PM): i am definitely going to work early tomorrow....i know i can make it here by 7:30


2003 06 24
d boss(4:38:23 PM): Hello
d assistant (4:39:08 PM): hello!
d boss(4:40:57 PM): How are you doing? I have to go to the new office to pick up the keys...i wanted you to go with me but trying to think of excuse for you to go...maybe you can help out..
d assistant (4:44:13 PM): ah...you know what...it can be because...you want me to know my way to the new office...or you want me to see the lay out personally so i'll know where to put things?...arrgghh!!lame excuses!!!can't think of any!!!
d boss(4:45:57 PM): yes, lame excuse... lets see...i can always send you out for a brief mtg with client, like shang...
d boss(4:47:03 PM): or we could just go to the ladies restroom...
d assistant (5:00:55 PM): y?
d boss(5:10:50 PM): y? i don't know...to find out what im supposedly missing
d assistant (5:23:05 PM): why?!? i'll smoke with m**** then i'll brush my teeth and then what?!?


2003 09 07
d assistant (3:59:30 PM): when i got here at the office...m****'s at d**' computer playing text twist
d assistant (3:59:41 PM): for sure she read your message!
d assistant (4:01:09 PM): pahamak ka as in ever!!!!
d assistant (6:10:14 PM): still there?
d assistant (8:07:56 PM): hello!!!!!!!!anyone there?!?
d assistant (8:13:10 PM): is anyone alive out there?!?!?!?!?

2003 09 08
d assistant (12:41:31 AM): hello!
d boss(1:00:38 PM): Hi, just filled up that darn emode friends thing
d assistant (1:01:10 PM): wow! can you do it with the friendster thing...?
d assistant (1:01:40 PM): ahm...its at friendster.com...
d boss(1:05:03 PM): later. have some things to do.
d boss(1:05:24 PM): im a bit disappointed about yesterday's im
d assistant (1:06:45 PM): yeah me too...that's y i told you not to write any....words
d boss(1:06:46 PM): but then again, what can we do? just ignore it and pretend like nothing happened
d boss(1:06:46 PM): that way m**** can just keep wondering
d assistant (1:07:03 PM): yeah
d boss(1:13:40 PM): well, when you go out, close the entire program, not just the window
d boss(1:13:56 PM): because of this i will have to...
d assistant (1:15:04 PM): to what?...
d assistant (1:15:28 PM): yes i'll close the whole damn thing!
d assistant (1:15:43 PM): nwei you'll have to what?!?
d assistant (1:16:16 PM): will be going to a******** by 1130...we'll meet the entire 4** ** class
d boss(1:16:40 PM): teach you a lesson
d boss(1:16:52 PM): wow. have fun. who are you bringing?
d assistant (1:17:15 PM): huh? and how are you going to teach me a lesson?!?
d assistant (1:17:24 PM): d** as always
d boss(1:19:30 PM): your profile says you are bisexual. no wonder you bring d** all the time. so if we get together again "wink wink" dont tell me you will bring d** too.
d assistant (1:20:42 PM): bad ka! i changed it nah noh!!!:
d boss(1:21:51 PM): ok, but its ok to be bisexual.
d assistant (1:22:46 PM): and the "lesson" you're talking about...
d boss(1:24:51 PM): its ok, i can send it because someone might read it
d boss(1:24:51 PM): btw, what is your sexual fantasy?
d assistant (1:25:46 PM): ok just send it through e-mode
d assistant (1:26:10 PM): sexual fantasy?....secret yours first!
d boss(1:28:48 PM): might not have time to send it to emode. anyway, because of what happened, i will %)$)#&#@ so hard you wont be able to walk straight.
d boss(1:29:01 PM): i asked you first
d assistant (1:29:19 PM):
d assistant (1:30:29 PM): ahm...doing it in a secluded place
d boss(1:30:47 PM): so what is your fantasy
d boss(1:31:32 PM): corny, didn't we do that already? or didn't you do that with j***** already
d assistant (1:35:53 PM): huh! no i mean like in a far away place away from the city...like puerto with j*****
d boss(1:36:42 PM): ok, but its no longer a fantasy since you've done it already, right?
d assistant (1:36:47 PM): actually what i like is doing it on a beach...but there are always lots of people around...
d boss(1:37:38 PM): i see. ok
d assistant (1:37:51 PM): and you?!?
d boss(1:38:27 PM): none, i've fulfilled everyone of them.. ha ha yabang ko...
d boss(1:38:40 PM): i have many...can't really pick one
d assistant (1:40:07 PM): oo ang yabang ! so name a few c'mon...
d boss(1:42:25 PM): dont you have to go to a********?
d assistant (1:46:15 PM): yeah but at 1130 pa so c'mon don't back out...!!!!!!!!!!name a few c'mon!!!!!!
d boss(1:50:39 PM): one is to do it on a plane. another is you bump into a total stranger (of course she has to be hot looking) in an elevator and it gets stuck, and while waiting for rescue, we unwind
d boss(1:50:39 PM): another is to do it with two women
d assistant (1:51:44 PM): ah okei...oh well most of the guys have that fantasy...doing it with 2 women....
d assistant (1:52:12 PM): so that's why your imagination went wild with the bisexual thing
d assistant (1:52:19 PM):
d boss(1:55:40 PM): ya! ha ha
d assistant (1:55:54 PM):
d assistant (1:56:11 PM): kaw talaga!
d assistant (1:57:09 PM): oist stirero ka anung 29 yrs old yung pinagsusulat mo sa emode?!?
d boss(1:58:29 PM): so why arent you working instead of reading trash on the net?
d assistant (2:02:00 PM): i'm calling schools sorry to disappoint yoou...
d boss(2:07:49 PM): ok, its almost 1130. shouldn't you be leaving?
d assistant (2:07:55 PM): feelingbata ka noh!
d assistant (2:08:24 PM): oist! 1108 pa lang dito! you forgot late ang time dito
d boss(2:09:16 PM): later, have to do something. yes, but better be early than late
d assistant (2:10:07 PM): it's alrighght, they'll meet us at 1215 and it's near lang
d boss(2:11:51 PM): sure.
d assistant (2:13:51 PM): okei fine we'll go na. bye dear!
d assistant (2:19:50 PM):
d assistant (7:08:58 PM): hello!

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