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Translation of your Resume
posted by (Jul 07, 2005 @ 3:55PM) views: 938


Outgoing Personality.................Always going out of the office

Good Communication Skills.......Spends lots of time on phone

Average Employee.....................Not too bright

Exceptionally Well Qualified......Made no major blunders yet

Work is First Priority.................Too ugly to get a date

Active Socially...........................Drinks a lot

Family is Active Socially...........Spouse drinks, too

Independent Worker.................Nobody knows what he/she does

Quick Thinking...........................Offers plausible excuses

Careful Thinker..........................Won't make a decision

Agressive......................
.............Obnoxious

Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs.......Gets someone else to do it

Expresses Themselves Well.......Speaks English

Meticulous Attention to Detail....A nit picker

Has Leadership Qualities............Is tall or has a loud voice

Exceptionally Good Judgement...Lucky

Keen Sense of Humor.................Knows a lot of dirty jokes

Career Minded............................Back Stabber

Loyal...........................
................Can't get a job anywhere else


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Tank20    •reply Jul 7, 2005 @ 8:30 PM
 
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yapmaritess    •reply Jul 7, 2005 @ 8:46 PM
 
grabe nman ang inisip mo.bad yan ha! : l o l : 
  pauleen    •reply    Aug-2-05@4:19PM
at least napatawa ka : r a z z : 
roric    •reply Jul 7, 2005 @ 8:52 PM
 
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dyeri    •reply Jul 7, 2005 @ 9:53 PM
 
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atmosphere143    •reply Jul 8, 2005 @ 12:59 AM
 
: l o l :  eh anu nmn po ung positive side?! : r a z z : 

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rhed    •reply Jul 8, 2005 @ 8:03 PM
 
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alex_23    •reply Jul 15, 2005 @ 4:11 AM
 
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miss_kristine    •reply Jul 15, 2005 @ 4:28 AM
 
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fetuz_baby    •reply Jul 15, 2005 @ 10:20 PM
 
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juney    •reply Jul 16, 2005 @ 11:57 PM
 
now i know. : l o l : 
edsel    •reply Jul 22, 2005 @ 9:50 PM
 
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tinyandpetit2000    •reply Jan 7, 2006 @ 8:24 AM
 
hmmm...okay nice post huh' : l o l : 
franel_fsg    •reply Mar 9, 2006 @ 6:20 AM
 
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im_chel21    •reply Jun 18, 2006 @ 7:49 AM
 
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