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Oh, Women....
posted by pinky_pop (Jul 06, 2005 @ 1:04AM) views: 333

You're well-dressed, she thinks you're a playboy; : l a d y s m a n : 
You're not, she thinks you're rugged; : r o c k e r : 




You kiss her, she thinks you're not a gentleman; : s l o p p y : 
You don't, you're not a man; : h i d e : 




You praise her, she thinks you're lying; : n o t w o r t h y : 
You don't, you're good for nothing; : t a m p o : 


You agree with all her likes, she abuses; : p a c u t e : 
You don't, she doubts your love; : n o n o : 


You make romance, she thinks you're an experienced man, : n a u g h t y : 
You don't, you're a half-man; : i l a g : 


You visit her often, she claims it's boring, : b o o k : 
You don't, she accuses you're double crossing; : a r n i s : 


You visit another, she accuses you of being a traitor, : p u s a n g i n a : 
She is visited by another, Ah! That's just natural for a girl; : b l u s h : 


You're a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait; : f u r i o u s : 
You're on time, for hours she'll make you wait; : s m o k e : 


You propose within a brief acquaintance, you're a fresh guy; : w h a t t h a : 
You propose later, she wonders why; : ? 


You fail to assist her in crossing the street, you lack ethics, : n u t s : 
You do, she thinks it's just one of man's tactics; : e v i l : 


You kiss her always, she thinks you're abusing; : k i s s : 
You kiss her once, she says you're cold; : m a d : 


You attempt romance, she says you don't respect her, : n o n o : 
You don't, she claims you're dry; : h m m : 


You contradict her, she does not like it; : b o p : 
You don't, you're easy to deceive; : n y e n y e : 


Oh, woman... You're so simple,
Yet, so complex to understand,
Weak,
Yet a proven conqueror,
So confusing,
But
So Desirable. : g o r g e o u s : 
 
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atmosphere143    •reply Jul 6, 2005 @ 1:19 AM
 
: g a l e n g :  : l o l : : r o l l : : l o l : 

: c h e e r : 
ugly_fairy    •reply Jul 6, 2005 @ 1:34 AM
 
: c h e e r :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l :  hehehe!
tj    •reply Jul 6, 2005 @ 5:16 AM
 
i agree..... 8 - ) 
papakartzuwe    •reply Jul 6, 2005 @ 5:32 AM
 
dash tru!!!
coke_blitz    •reply Jul 6, 2005 @ 6:23 AM
 
: g a l e n g :  : l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
kimbalina    •reply Jul 6, 2005 @ 12:55 PM
 
wow.....how do u guys know so much??? hehe
  haLe    •reply    Jul-7-05@11:05AM
hahahaha....a smart ass!
edsel    •reply Jul 6, 2005 @ 10:47 PM
 
: l o l :  : l o l :  : l o l : 
Jimbolin    •reply Jul 7, 2005 @ 3:02 PM
 
WOW! So true!
pauleen111    •reply Jul 15, 2005 @ 12:30 PM
 
pandagdag lang : n a u g h t y :  : n a u g h t y : 



Why Men Can't Win



If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.


If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.


If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.


If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.


If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.


If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.


If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.


If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.


If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.


If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.


If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.


: c h e e r :  : c h e e r :  : c h e e r : 
crazyghurl    •reply Jul 15, 2005 @ 1:38 PM
 
so true..so nice nia..gurabhe..ehehe... : s m i l e :  : w i n k :  : w i n k :  ang nice tlga...san nio nkukuha mga gnyan... wahaha... : D 

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